Nostr notes by AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠

They want safe storage so your gun is locked in a safe when the ...

2026-07-25T22:12:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…p073
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They want safe storage so your gun is locked in a safe when the chimps break in.

Baby bat. I have no idea what to do. ...

2026-06-28T11:09:53Z

Baby bat. I have no idea what to do.

Who knew abusing your body for almost 30 years would be a bad ...

2026-05-25T20:34:48Z

Who knew abusing your body for almost 30 years would be a bad thing 🤷🏼‍♂️

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2026-05-18T12:47:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…3lj0
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Personally I blame the Jews.

2026-05-18T11:54:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…xqjw
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Personally I blame the Jews.

Over 10 minutes into my shower and I feel something sliding down ...

2026-05-18T09:47:59Z

Over 10 minutes into my shower and I feel something sliding down my leg. Look down, it's a penny... Where the fuck did you come from...

Get AIDS faggot ...

2026-05-09T17:19:36Z

Get AIDS faggot

Every night I sleep with this in the corner of the room. ...

2026-05-03T23:33:26Z

Every night I sleep with this in the corner of the room.

Another freebie from yesterday ...

2026-04-24T11:38:04Z

Another freebie from yesterday

Finally, technology for men like me. ...

2026-04-15T12:13:39Z

Finally, technology for men like me.
https://youtube.com/shorts/LisVgfiq1Zc

Cool building but I agree. I prefer stone churches aestheticly ...

2026-04-10T14:17:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…tyd5
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Cool building but I agree. I prefer stone churches aestheticly even though my church looks like a modern abomination. My sister got married at this Catholic church, it's absolutely beautiful. All churches should look like this IMHO.

https://x.com/i/status/2042026120720064760

2026-04-09T20:46:51Z

https://x.com/i/status/2042026120720064760

Work today.... This is after we removed 60 boxes ...

2026-04-08T15:33:25Z

Work today.... This is after we removed 60 boxes

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2026-04-07T21:49:59Z

Gay

Nope, he was a foster. Just took 27 months to find the perfect ...

2026-04-07T10:56:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…ypds
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Nope, he was a foster. Just took 27 months to find the perfect home for him.

He's a bigger couch potato than me. That's not good. ...

2026-04-06T23:37:21Z

He's a bigger couch potato than me. That's not good.

The people who put solar panels on a 1700s house have a special ...

2026-04-06T22:04:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…wrzr
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The people who put solar panels on a 1700s house have a special place in hell.

Another addition to the tetanus garden ...

2026-04-06T16:37:25Z

Another addition to the tetanus garden

Ladies at the rescue gave me $100 gift card for fostering Moo ...

2026-04-05T20:54:32Z

Ladies at the rescue gave me $100 gift card for fostering Moo 🤷🏼‍♂️ Guess I get paid to do this now.

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2026-04-05T20:21:55Z

That's because they didn't believe what we call rape was ...

2026-04-05T20:06:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…4csq
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That's because they didn't believe what we call rape was bad. In fact it was a part of their culture to rape the women they captured.

This is why the neighborhood kids know me as "the gun ...

2026-04-05T20:04:56Z

This is why the neighborhood kids know me as "the gun guy"

Just watched my nephew open a tape recorder... ...

2026-04-05T17:57:52Z

Just watched my nephew open a tape recorder...

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2026-04-04T11:41:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…np4k
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Guess who gets to work outside this morning! Yay! ...

2026-04-04T08:43:08Z

Guess who gets to work outside this morning!
Yay!

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2026-04-02T21:44:25Z

The 19th will go down as the biggest mistake in human history. ...

2026-04-02T16:04:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…jl50
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The 19th will go down as the biggest mistake in human history. These things belong in a kitchen. Period.

You can be pissed at pharma but a Romanian politician who signed ...

2026-04-02T11:28:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…mejp
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You can be pissed at pharma but a Romanian politician who signed that contract is who should be punished by the people.

Ya know, one of these things is the most addictive substance ...

2026-04-01T19:11:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…mzw8
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Ya know, one of these things is the most addictive substance known to man... The others are really fun and generally don't need sugar.

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2026-03-31T18:57:27Z

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2026-03-31T16:41:43Z

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2026-03-30T03:50:13Z

One of these dogs managed to throw up outside of their kennel... ...

2026-03-29T11:20:44Z

One of these dogs managed to throw up outside of their kennel... I'm kind of impressed.

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2026-03-29T08:28:12Z

OMFG 😂 ...

2026-03-26T17:13:11Z

OMFG 😂

Anyone have any experience with this? ...

2026-03-26T11:02:42Z

Anyone have any experience with this?

https://www.projectnomad.us/

And they popped it 😂 ...

2026-03-25T17:43:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…j9ux
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And they popped it 😂

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2026-03-25T17:23:10Z

My appetite has been shit lately. I can't afford to not eat ...

2026-03-24T22:31:18Z

My appetite has been shit lately. I can't afford to not eat 😮‍💨

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2026-03-24T01:31:16Z

poop

The biggest issue is other drivers. I've been a commercial ...

2026-03-23T20:03:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…wewn
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The biggest issue is other drivers. I've been a commercial driver for almost 20 years. Cellphones have made the roads so much more dangerous than they were even a decade ago. You could be a professional racer, isn't gonna stop "woman on her cell".

You're a fool if you ride a motorcycle these days.

2026-03-23T19:37:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…tjwc
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You're a fool if you ride a motorcycle these days.

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2026-03-23T12:02:12Z

I prefer "Toddler Mauler Monthly"...

2026-03-22T13:53:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…sanr
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I prefer "Toddler Mauler Monthly"...

A 18 second video will upload just fine, anything above 20 ...

2026-03-21T15:46:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…xpgf
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A 18 second video will upload just fine, anything above 20 seconds just freezes 🤷🏼‍♂️

It's perfect 🥲 ...

2026-03-21T15:17:19Z

It's perfect 🥲

Anyone else have trouble uploading short videos? ...

2026-03-21T15:07:15Z

Anyone else have trouble uploading short videos?

Willem Dafoe in drag...

2026-03-21T10:12:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…j5ss
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Willem Dafoe in drag...

Is that Kelly Osbourne?

2026-03-21T07:43:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…lrwh
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Is that Kelly Osbourne?

Pretty tasty ...

2026-03-21T01:52:41Z

Pretty tasty

They are still calling him Moo and his sisters name is Josie. ...

2026-03-21T00:51:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…9rl3
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They are still calling him Moo and his sisters name is Josie.

He's doing fine so far! Sister stealing is toy 😁 ...

2026-03-20T20:41:35Z

He's doing fine so far! Sister stealing is toy 😁

Me too. He's gonna have a family. Not just my boring ass.

2026-03-19T21:10:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…x9gh
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Me too. He's gonna have a family. Not just my boring ass.

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2026-03-19T17:55:44Z

I have 3 garbage bags of plush toys for Moo...

Today's freebie. Brand new pair of under armor cowboy boots ...

2026-03-19T16:26:19Z

Today's freebie. Brand new pair of under armor cowboy boots in my size 🤠

You niggers 😡 ...

2026-03-18T23:07:24Z

You niggers 😡

"Professor Dave" is a faggot too

2026-03-18T17:50:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…e7cq
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"Professor Dave" is a faggot too

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2026-03-17T10:35:27Z

16 with 32 mph winds. Gonna be 65 in a few days. Pure Michigan.

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2026-03-16T19:09:51Z

I'm gonna miss this turd... ...

2026-03-15T16:28:06Z

I'm gonna miss this turd...

I have a problem. ...

2026-03-14T22:57:18Z

I have a problem.

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2026-03-14T15:09:07Z

https://x.com/i/status/2032276602000638459

2026-03-13T13:47:44Z

https://x.com/i/status/2032276602000638459

My eyes have AIDS now. Possibly diabetes.

2026-03-11T12:36:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…pgaq
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My eyes have AIDS now. Possibly diabetes.

Scamming rich men this way is and has been a thing for a very ...

2026-03-10T09:51:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…f0vw
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Scamming rich men this way is and has been a thing for a very long time. I might believe this if women hadn't spent a century ruining their reputation. Lawyers for wealthy men know it's cheaper to just pay out, as do the women. So it's impossible to take allegations or defense seriously.
One thing I'd say personally... If my daughter were raped no amount of money would be worth it to shut up about it but I'm not a scumbag so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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2026-03-10T00:13:31Z

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2026-03-09T23:35:29Z

HES GETTING ADOPTED! HES FINALLY GOT A HOME! They're ...

2026-03-08T22:55:05Z

HES GETTING ADOPTED! HES FINALLY GOT A HOME! They're absolutely perfect.

He likes the professional skinny bicycle girls who are built ike ...

2026-03-08T10:09:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…62zh
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He likes the professional skinny bicycle girls who are built ike teenage boys.

that's a GOOD one!

2026-03-08T03:49:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…e36c
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that's a GOOD one!

https://youtu.be/qa8zIjimYKI

2026-03-08T03:45:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…vpcg
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https://youtu.be/qa8zIjimYKI

Better, YouTube.

2026-03-08T03:44:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…xt0t
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Better, YouTube.

taofledermaus is better

2026-03-08T03:43:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…nk5t
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taofledermaus is better

Nobody could undo the damage done in the last 6 years. I honestly ...

2026-03-06T22:02:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…agrn
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Nobody could undo the damage done in the last 6 years. I honestly expected less from him.

Found this on the job today. I can't remember when this was ...

2026-03-03T22:13:54Z

Found this on the job today. I can't remember when this was the design. 90s?

One of today's freebies ...

2026-03-03T20:43:52Z

One of today's freebies

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2026-03-01T23:53:53Z

The plug not having a tight connection will cause this over the ...

2026-03-01T19:43:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…feue
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The plug not having a tight connection will cause this over the years. Or the machine could be drawing huge amounts power because of a short...

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2026-03-01T17:16:43Z

Apropos
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/155/049/437/277/596/original/2684ee029a4c673a.mp3

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2026-02-28T19:16:23Z

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2026-02-27T19:59:46Z

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2026-02-25T14:18:45Z

My phone just autocorrected "b-hole" to child 🤔

I'm sure aliens exist but when we are told they exist it will ...

2026-02-24T22:35:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…q0nq
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I'm sure aliens exist but when we are told they exist it will just be another government controlled psyop. It's clearly a distraction. Obama did that on purpose.

2 months away from 40 and getting compliments like this 😁 ...

2026-02-24T14:29:54Z

2 months away from 40 and getting compliments like this 😁

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2026-02-23T19:27:50Z

Somebody returned this dog after a year. Got him as a puppy from ...

2026-02-21T18:01:21Z

Somebody returned this dog after a year. Got him as a puppy from the rescue. Teacher with a 10 year old. "Don't have time for him"... He's perfect. Potty trained, chill and quiet. A quiet beagle! They even admitted he's great. Must have just gotten bored 😐

there's no way back

2026-01-31T21:04:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…y8uz
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there's no way back

There's a special place in hell for people who build and buy ...

2026-01-28T13:57:53Z

There's a special place in hell for people who build and buy these homes.

I'm the last person to complain about the cold but this shit ...

2026-01-27T12:34:32Z

I'm the last person to complain about the cold but this shit is getting old...

Gonna be another "Jon Secada stuck in my head from 6 am to ...

2026-01-14T11:40:12Z

Gonna be another "Jon Secada stuck in my head from 6 am to midnight" kind of day 🙃

Fuck my brain.

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2026-01-10T15:03:25Z

I can't get the curry smell out of my nose 😤

What we don't have is Muslims taking over our country. ...

2026-01-01T19:31:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…zpq3
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What we don't have is Muslims taking over our country.

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2025-12-22T00:06:38Z

I've shot deer with 30-06 a number of times. I've seen ...

2025-12-13T17:36:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…phyt
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I've shot deer with 30-06 a number of times. I've seen bullets enter the shoulder at 45 degrees and exit the deers ass, neck and not at all. And I'm a terrible hunter, all my deer have been dogs. It's perfectly plausible especially with an old blown out mil surp rifle made by commies decades ago.

Wtf is this shit? ...

2025-12-07T12:52:56Z

Wtf is this shit?

Anyone need some lube? ...

2025-12-01T14:14:25Z

Anyone need some lube?

Scissor hash doob followed by a home made Detroit style pizza was ...

2025-11-03T00:04:55Z

Scissor hash doob followed by a home made Detroit style pizza was a great decision.

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2025-11-01T17:37:19Z

Damnt...

and telling a man to get married these days is terrible advice

2025-10-14T20:38:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…pea6
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and telling a man to get married these days is terrible advice

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2025-10-14T17:27:36Z

Driving home with Chinese food in the car is f****** torture