Nostr notes by Mustardon-The Yellow Grinch

Vintage gift idea #christmas #vintagechristmas #FlyfishingGear ...

2025-12-20T22:18:11Z

Vintage gift idea
#christmas #vintagechristmas #FlyfishingGear

The Hunt For Red Suit Poser #HolidayANovelOrPlay ...

2025-12-20T02:13:40Z

The Hunt For Red Suit Poser
#HolidayANovelOrPlay
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames

Take This Job And Shove It Johnny Paycheck

2025-12-18T02:55:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…c8te
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Take This Job And Shove It
Johnny Paycheck

Never seen this before. Reminds me of the cartoon below. ...

2025-12-15T15:59:56Z

Never seen this before. Reminds me of the cartoon below.
#phonephotography #bananas #humor #mustard

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2025-12-14T03:51:15Z

#caturday

When they overtuned Roe V Wade and rescinded a constitutional ...

2025-12-06T00:56:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…8tcj
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When they overtuned Roe V Wade and rescinded a constitutional right, I said that actual amendments would be next.

Not sure of the source, the original is shown, but I think it ...

2025-12-04T00:08:46Z

Not sure of the source, the original is shown, but I think it belongs here.
#mastodon #toot #humor #memes #mustard

Wow, CNN, just, Wow. #cnn #wtf ...

2025-11-18T00:39:01Z

Wow, CNN, just, Wow.
#cnn #wtf

Professional sports has been dead to me since they all went on ...

2025-11-10T00:08:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…2pdl
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Professional sports has been dead to me since they all went on strike over pay. My dad had a good job and their rookies were making more in one season than he would make in his entire life. I can't boycott them any harder. It has made no difference.

Tree blep. #nature #FungiFriday #blep #phonephotography ...

2025-11-08T02:50:04Z

Tree blep.
#nature #FungiFriday #blep #phonephotography #theyrealledibleonce #mustard

Sky lines, rain on the horizon, mill #photography #nature ...

2025-11-05T02:17:56Z

Sky lines, rain on the horizon, mill
#photography #nature #weather #mustard

Alice, Bang, To The Moon

2025-11-04T21:30:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…4rmv
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Alice, Bang, To The Moon

The Old Man And The Sea-Doo #BookCharactersGoneWild #HashTagGames

2025-10-31T01:01:27Z

The Old Man And The Sea-Doo
#BookCharactersGoneWild
#HashTagGames

Wow. Lucy is holding, kicking at, and pulling away her own ...

2025-10-27T19:37:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…dcgu
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Wow. Lucy is holding, kicking at, and pulling away her own football.

Those crazy Astlians. #startrek #StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries #memes ...

2025-10-27T02:14:25Z

Those crazy Astlians.
#startrek #StarTrekTheAnimatedSeries #memes #humor #mustard

I have a Galaxy A15 5G Your mileage may vary.

2025-10-25T03:53:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…shaw
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I have a Galaxy A15 5G
Your mileage may vary.

Don't update your Samsung phone if you like and use Google ...

2025-10-25T01:16:36Z

Don't update your Samsung phone if you like and use Google assistant. It is fully replaced with Gemini, which at the moment, can still be disabled. But there is no getting assistant back. This doesn't impact me much, because I rarely used it other than for voice command phone calling.
You'll also have to change your power button settings back to power instead of calling up Gemini.
STOP CHANGING MY SETTINGS, ASSHOLES!
#samsung #aibullshit #FuckGoogle

PRIORITY ONE MESSAGE Starfleet Command, MAYDAY, this is the ...

2025-10-23T23:26:47Z

PRIORITY ONE MESSAGE
Starfleet Command, MAYDAY, this is the U.S.S......
While attempting neg..... wi... Tholians.... Disabled.... web completed.... We are....
#startrek #tholianweb #startrektos #carpets #phonephotography #mustard
Encountered this carpeting.

Raining outside, had to have the cookout inside. #photography ...

2025-10-19T19:53:44Z

Raining outside, had to have the cookout inside.
#photography #phonephotography #barn #mustard

Don't Wake Me Up, Please Just Go Go #HouseGuestASongOrPoem ...

2025-10-18T01:54:31Z

Don't Wake Me Up, Please Just Go Go
#HouseGuestASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

That's very well done.

2025-10-17T03:46:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…rnzm
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That's very well done.

Very old photo, taken with a cheap camera in Spain, Lloret de Mar ...

2025-10-16T01:11:39Z

Very old photo, taken with a cheap camera in Spain, Lloret de Mar ~1987 or 88.This is after editing. Kinda like it anyway.
#photography #badcamera #spain #mustard

How much product do robots buy?

2025-10-15T21:04:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…96cu
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How much product do robots buy?

#humor #mustard #memes #ALT4me ...

2025-10-15T16:52:42Z

#humor #mustard #memes #ALT4me

Now that Israel has all of its hostages back, expect another ...

2025-10-14T03:29:01Z

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Now that Israel has all of its hostages back, expect another escalation.

The fact that he's AI generated.

2025-10-14T00:35:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…g06x
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The fact that he's AI generated.

I never liked Tron. When in costume, it was difficult to ...

2025-10-12T13:40:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…6mwp
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I never liked Tron. When in costume, it was difficult to distinguish Jeff Bridges from Bruce Boxleitner.

Little Big Pan #pizzaabookorplay #HashtagGames

2025-10-10T01:47:58Z

Little Big Pan
#pizzaabookorplay
#HashtagGames

Thank you. That sounds very possible. Exploiting a privacy ...

2025-10-06T21:33:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…e8wf
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Thank you. That sounds very possible. Exploiting a privacy feature. Gotta be a way to thwart that.

This is something I have not been able to understand. HOW are ...

2025-10-06T21:20:17Z

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This is something I have not been able to understand. HOW are people of color being targeted here in such a way that I don't see it? What is the method being used? If I don't see what is happening I can't help in any way. It's maddening to know that people are being harassed in such a targeted way. If I see it, I can respond/report and support as best I can. However this is being done, it's on purpose to keep non-targeted people from seeing it

Very nice!

2025-10-04T14:42:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…tg2m
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Very nice!

First thought before hitting Play, This is just a lens flare, ...

2025-09-20T21:57:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…ea77
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First thought before hitting Play, This is just a lens flare, then, Whoa!
I've never seen one of those before.

Those would be excellent with fried fish.

2025-09-14T00:40:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…8f4t
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Those would be excellent with fried fish.

The existence of a Pink Brony Club is implied.

2025-09-13T22:58:48Z

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The existence of a Pink Brony Club is implied.

They announced civil war, then, oopsie, their stated reason was ...

2025-09-13T21:05:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…8dmc
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They announced civil war, then, oopsie, their stated reason was gone. But they announced civil war. I suggest we believe them.

Note to Vlad: No one uses horse cavalry except for show anymore.

2025-09-08T23:23:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…zmga
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Note to Vlad: No one uses horse cavalry except for show anymore.

Then, confident that there are 15 A's in "America", ...

2025-08-29T16:01:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…gtay
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Then, confident that there are 15 A's in "America", it nukes the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

At least there was a Mews to inspire you. 😐

2025-08-26T19:49:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…5ad7
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At least there was a Mews to inspire you.
😐

Two sunflowers, with a bee and without a bee. #nature ...

2025-08-18T00:26:44Z

Two sunflowers, with a bee and without a bee.
#nature #bloomscrolling #bloomscrollingwithbee #phonephotography #publicdomain #insects

Aisles of cars at the Studebaker Museum #studebakernationalmuseum ...

2025-08-16T19:16:15Z

Aisles of cars at the Studebaker Museum
#studebakernationalmuseum #studebaker #phonephotography

Help Me Naked Through The Night #HelpMeASongOrPoem #HashTagGames ...

2025-08-13T02:03:38Z

Help Me Naked Through The Night

#HelpMeASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
How I always heard it

Well, they're obviously not tits. Completely different kind ...

2025-08-10T22:38:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…zkem
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Well, they're obviously not tits. Completely different kind of birds.

I kept an old phone in case the occasion arises.

2025-08-09T23:28:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…puww
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I kept an old phone in case the occasion arises.

Good for the Chinese. We'll never build this stuff because we ...

2025-08-07T00:09:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…vg04
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Good for the Chinese. We'll never build this stuff because we keep defunding science. We discover it, everyone else will use it.

Nice! They so rarely land.

2025-08-05T22:02:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…rtwj
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Nice! They so rarely land.

All The Pringle Ladies #FingerFoodASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

2025-07-28T01:07:04Z

All The Pringle Ladies

#FingerFoodASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

A Cottonwood Borer beetle. One of the largest native North ...

2025-07-21T23:17:56Z

A Cottonwood Borer beetle. One of the largest native North American beetles.
#nature #phonephotography #beetles #insects #entomology #publicdomain

#phonephotography #bloomscrolling #Publicdomain ...

2025-07-13T00:10:59Z

#phonephotography #bloomscrolling #Publicdomain

Balderdash! #starwarscrawl ...

2025-07-06T20:18:42Z

Balderdash!
#starwarscrawl

I wasn't complaining. I was offering a possible solution to ...

2025-06-22T03:56:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…6xs0
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I wasn't complaining. I was offering a possible solution to your frustration, not trying to add to it.

Just use #paywall Then we know. Can't complain then.

2025-06-22T03:46:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…54xy
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Just use #paywall
Then we know. Can't complain then.

They are the defilers of statues of men. Perfect!

2025-06-19T21:42:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…xdsm
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They are the defilers of statues of men.
Perfect!

They aren't there for support. The job is to get you off the ...

2025-06-17T23:21:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…nncv
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They aren't there for support. The job is to get you off the phone as quickly as possible. Pissing people off with stupidity is a winning strategy for this.

The demons realize they'd be trapped forever in an atheist. ...

2025-06-14T19:21:43Z

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The demons realize they'd be trapped forever in an atheist. Who'd get them out?

You know all those intelligence workers that were fired? Also, ...

2025-06-12T22:54:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ew2
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You know all those intelligence workers that were fired?
Also, spill all the dirt.

Be careful out there, my friend.

2025-06-09T23:26:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…rpuu
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Be careful out there, my friend.

I tread the dangerous grounds of BLOCKED!

2025-05-30T02:52:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…pt8t
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I tread the dangerous grounds of BLOCKED!

This could lead to an improbability drive. Maybe it DOES have a ...

2025-05-30T02:36:05Z

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This could lead to an improbability drive.
Maybe it DOES have a use.

I wouldn't come here. I'd avoid us like North Korea.

2025-05-25T23:45:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…cxgh
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I wouldn't come here. I'd avoid us like North Korea.

Moses parting the Red Maple. (Ok, it's not a red maple, just ...

2025-05-18T18:37:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…ztfl
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Moses parting the Red Maple.
(Ok, it's not a red maple, just go with it)

Is that two brooms? Great idea if so.

2025-05-18T17:33:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…rpct
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Is that two brooms? Great idea if so.

Mastodon is a hydra vs Bluesky being a centipede of Achilles ...

2025-05-14T00:24:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…utkr
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Mastodon is a hydra vs Bluesky being a centipede of Achilles heels?

Vulcan dad, human daughter. #humor ...

2025-05-10T22:37:50Z

Vulcan dad, human daughter.
#humor

Looks like a chocolate Easter bunny model.

2025-05-09T23:26:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…g2sd
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Looks like a chocolate Easter bunny model.

There's an AI in Airbus.

2025-05-05T23:54:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…dgz9
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There's an AI in Airbus.

@npub1ggl…kevu I KNEW I'd seen you somewhere before!

2025-05-03T18:21:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…nazn
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Lety Does Stuff (npub1ggl…kevu)
I KNEW I'd seen you somewhere before!

You Hexy Thing #WizardlySongsPoemsOrLimericks #HashTagGames

2025-03-28T01:48:28Z

You Hexy Thing

#WizardlySongsPoemsOrLimericks #HashTagGames

There already was a deal with security guarantees from the US, ...

2025-03-18T00:44:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…pf4t
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There already was a deal with security guarantees from the US, EU, and Russia. Ukraine gave up it's nukes for this.
Taiwan should take note.

The Cybertruck of space.

2025-03-07T03:11:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…sjrl
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The Cybertruck of space.

Clearly, you're not a Ramen Catholic.

2025-03-06T04:40:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…pv8a
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Clearly, you're not a Ramen Catholic.

Odd trail name. May be French?

2025-02-22T00:50:38Z

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Odd trail name. May be French?

In The Heath Of The Night #SweetToothABookOrPlay #HashTagGames

2025-02-16T03:22:48Z

In The Heath Of The Night

#SweetToothABookOrPlay  #HashTagGames

I kept liking the post.

2025-02-11T00:39:58Z

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I kept liking the post.

I have zero sympathy for the farmers. The retaliatory tariffs ...

2025-02-06T23:46:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…x7fj
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I have zero sympathy for the farmers. The retaliatory tariffs from the first time hurt them. His party consistently votes against farm aid. I live in a farming area. Trumpers all the way. I hope they enjoy the fuck out of what they voted for.

Peaceful Cheesy Feeling #CheeseAnything #HashTagGames

2025-02-01T02:57:11Z

Peaceful Cheesy Feeling

#CheeseAnything #HashTagGames

Interesting take on Fed Up.

2025-01-28T02:33:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…5fuu
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Interesting take on Fed Up.

At least one heffalump and one woozle.

2025-01-20T23:02:04Z

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At least one heffalump and one woozle.

A Roseanne by any other name would smell ...

2025-01-18T02:03:52Z

A Roseanne by any other name would smell

#ShakespeareAShowOrSitcom #HashTagGames

https://bigassfans.com/

2025-01-14T05:23:32Z

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https://bigassfans.com/

Moldy Cruë #RuinABand #HashTagGames

2025-01-12T02:31:28Z

Moldy Cruë

#RuinABand #HashTagGames

Viable third parties were legislated out of existence when they ...

2025-01-05T20:42:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…cw8z
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Viable third parties were legislated out of existence when they passed the resolution limiting the size of the House to 435 members. This was bipartisan collusion.

I live in Illinois and it's rare to see them here anymore.

2025-01-05T18:41:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…9jeu
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I live in Illinois and it's rare to see them here anymore.

Recommendation: Take a few extra shots in case illness prevents ...

2025-01-01T18:51:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…xe6d
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Recommendation: Take a few extra shots in case illness prevents doing this. It's not exactly cheating, it's backup.

Because only Apple fans would be willing to participate in the ...

2024-12-26T03:26:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…8ha9
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Because only Apple fans would be willing to participate in the pay per search model.

It wasn't Mel Blanc in that song. Seymour Swine and the ...

2024-12-25T16:32:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…27h0
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It wasn't Mel Blanc in that song.
Seymour Swine and the Squealers
It is dead on.

I often ask that question when in a GM vehicle.

2024-12-25T15:33:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…vw3f
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I often ask that question when in a GM vehicle.

People waking up to the fact that he's a lame duck.

2024-12-24T00:29:34Z

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People waking up to the fact that he's a lame duck.

A lot of his constituents wear wife beaters for a reason.

2024-12-22T20:04:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…vl8l
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A lot of his constituents wear wife beaters for a reason.

Pauly Shore puts the UN in funny.

2024-12-22T02:25:27Z

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Pauly Shore puts the UN in funny.

Christmas songs, because it's over when the get them. ...

2024-12-22T02:14:50Z

Christmas songs, because it's over when the get them.

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted #HashTagGames #12DaysOfChristmas

Audio books read by Gilbert Gottfried ...

2024-12-22T02:12:14Z

Audio books read by Gilbert Gottfried

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted #HashTagGames #12DaysOfChristmas

Hand-me-down Kleenex #GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted #HashTagGames ...

2024-12-22T01:59:30Z

Hand-me-down Kleenex

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted #HashTagGames #12DaysOfChristmas

Cookie on a <censored> #AltElfOnTheShelf #12DaysOfChristmas ...

2024-12-21T02:24:03Z

Cookie on a <censored>

#AltElfOnTheShelf  #12DaysOfChristmas #HashtagGames

Sled Runner #MakeScifiChristmassy #12DaysOfChritmas #HashtagGames

2024-12-18T02:05:17Z

Sled Runner

#MakeScifiChristmassy #12DaysOfChritmas #HashtagGames

Crazy On Yule - Hearth #MakeAnySongAHolidaySong ...

2024-12-16T02:09:37Z

Crazy On Yule - Hearth

#MakeAnySongAHolidaySong #12DaysOfChristmas #HashtagGames

I'm Too Sexy For My Sleigh #MakeAnySongAHolidaySong ...

2024-12-16T02:06:27Z

I'm Too Sexy For My Sleigh

#MakeAnySongAHolidaySong #12DaysOfChristmas #HashtagGames

It would have been negligent not to do this.

2024-12-16T00:35:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…ld77
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It would have been negligent not to do this.

I have a Betamax and all the episodes of TOS Star Trek.

2024-12-16T00:18:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…te43
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I have a Betamax and all the episodes of TOS Star Trek.

Assuming you may have a preference for something other than milk ...

2024-12-16T00:11:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…dulc
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Assuming you may have a preference for something other than milk and cookies, if so, what should be left out?

Interesting as an exercise but it's cheaper to buy a PS2.

2024-12-16T00:08:37Z

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Interesting as an exercise but it's cheaper to buy a PS2.