Nostr notes by Sir Matt

Physicists trying desperately to maintain relevance even though ...

2026-04-06T12:38:11Z

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Physicists trying desperately to maintain relevance even though their field hit a brick wall years ago and they still have nothing.

All that climate change is drying it out

2026-04-05T12:28:08Z

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All that climate change is drying it out

She looks like a total psycho. He was probably right. ...

2026-04-05T12:27:35Z

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She looks like a total psycho. He was probably right.

People who don't have the sense to keep their politics to ...

2026-04-04T22:39:26Z

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People who don't have the sense to keep their politics to theirselves. But I use it frequently. It got me the job I have now.

If you're interested, like I was, I found a live tracker of ...

2026-04-04T22:37:48Z

If you're interested, like I was, I found a live tracker of the Artemis II ship: https://issinfo.net/artemis.html

Every person who posts political shit on LinkedIn is someone I ...

2026-04-04T22:16:02Z

Every person who posts political shit on LinkedIn is someone I don't want to work with.

JCD " I never met a guy who sweated so much." He never ...

2026-04-04T12:07:09Z

JCD " I never met a guy who sweated so much." He never met me.

Could have made a more profound point at the end. That video made ...

2026-04-04T02:08:14Z

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Could have made a more profound point at the end. That video made 50-100 years from now will include things like blood pressure and cholesterol.

In principal, it's a decent idea. But these days you're a ...

2026-04-04T01:55:24Z

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In principal, it's a decent idea. But these days you're a sex offender for peeing on the side of the road.

On the one hand, that is so freaking cool. On the other hand, ...

2026-04-04T01:43:12Z

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On the one hand, that is so freaking cool. On the other hand, tornados.

Who's with me? ...

2026-04-03T22:42:53Z

Who's with me?

I'm not. I'm waiting for them to reach lunar orbit where ...

2026-04-02T11:57:03Z

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I'm not. I'm waiting for them to reach lunar orbit where the woman and black guy will surely be forced to make some forced vapid comment about progress.

On one hand, I completely agree. But on the other hand, less ...

2026-04-02T02:44:32Z

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On one hand, I completely agree. But on the other hand, less military complex means more layoffs.

My taxes weren't any lower this year. In fact, my son is no ...

2026-04-02T01:13:58Z

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My taxes weren't any lower this year. In fact, my son is no longer a dependent so I got jack for a refund.

I guess they only read halfway through the 1665 history book.

2026-03-31T13:17:10Z

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I guess they only read halfway through the 1665 history book.

Can I come over to your timeline?

2026-03-31T13:02:23Z

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Can I come over to your timeline?

And here I am worried about getting arrested a first time. ...

2026-03-31T01:42:10Z

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And here I am worried about getting arrested a first time. Don't I feel silly.

This is a really tough one

2026-03-29T23:13:16Z

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This is a really tough one

Those job'll be good for a whole 6-12 months.

2026-03-29T21:42:33Z

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Those job'll be good for a whole 6-12 months.

So the Biden admin didn't release it because Iran had it?

2026-03-29T21:41:28Z

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So the Biden admin didn't release it because Iran had it?

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2026-03-29T01:02:57Z

I'm sure she was worth at least four of five million before ...

2026-03-29T00:34:30Z

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I'm sure she was worth at least four of five million before entering congress.

I'd take solace in knowing they'll be gone soon. Except ...

2026-03-29T00:20:12Z

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I'd take solace in knowing they'll be gone soon. Except their children are so much worse.

I just heard a podcaster use the made up word "un-alive" ...

2026-03-28T20:38:56Z

I just heard a podcaster use the made up word "un-alive" six times in a row while describing a murder suicide.

I'm in the camp that OpenAI doesn't much of a future. And ...

2026-03-27T13:00:19Z

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I'm in the camp that OpenAI doesn't much of a future. And it's a very big camp. I think even Altman believes this too and that's why he's pushing so hard for defense contracts.

The bubble probably will burst soon, but that won't stop AI any more than the .com bubble stopped amazon or ebay.

Google's slowly building out their AI offering without much attention. And they're doing it all with existing hardware. They're going to quietly take over as the top tier AI company.

While we're deporting people, can we sneak in middle aged ...

2026-03-26T12:42:49Z

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While we're deporting people, can we sneak in middle aged white women too?

49% of Democrats experience the world in terms of Disney movies. ...

2026-03-26T00:41:31Z

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49% of Democrats experience the world in terms of Disney movies. Complete with singing animals.

2k grit? Isn't that just plain paper?

2026-03-25T02:36:19Z

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2k grit? Isn't that just plain paper?

The way those women all piled on at once, really hurt their ...

2026-03-24T12:52:31Z

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The way those women all piled on at once, really hurt their credibility in my mind.

I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem on the casual setting and ...

2026-03-24T02:30:27Z

I'm playing Resident Evil Requiem on the casual setting and still getting my ass handed to me.

That's what Europe looks like at first. Then Europe moves in ...

2026-03-23T12:27:11Z

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That's what Europe looks like at first. Then Europe moves in and demands money to go out with everybody but you. Next thing you know, you're out on the street and Europe is telling everyone how abusive you were.

Christ. The Canadians have gone Kamikaze!

2026-03-23T12:24:17Z

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Christ. The Canadians have gone Kamikaze!

Would someone please explain this one to me. ...

2026-03-23T02:41:05Z

Would someone please explain this one to me.

Like most women's opinions, it depends on who she's ...

2026-03-22T23:06:17Z

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Like most women's opinions, it depends on who she's talking to.

There was a time when a hysterical woman would go to the doctor ...

2026-03-22T23:01:17Z

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There was a time when a hysterical woman would go to the doctor and he would jerk her off to orgasm as treatment.

In that time, we didn't have problems like this.

It's very similar to Hillary's cackle

2026-03-22T18:22:30Z

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It's very similar to Hillary's cackle

Fair enough. But publicly?

2026-03-22T02:36:31Z

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Fair enough. But publicly?

Robert Muller is dead? Good thing people won't be celebrating ...

2026-03-22T02:20:27Z

Robert Muller is dead? Good thing people won't be celebrating his death like Charlie Kirk... oh...

I got a new push mower last year and the engine has a "No Oil ...

2026-03-21T15:46:31Z

I got a new push mower last year and the engine has a "No Oil Change" sticker on it. Is that true? Or is it like the 10,000 mile oil change where it's meant to wear out the engine faster?

It's a political agreement between the Teenage Mutant Ninja ...

2026-03-21T03:08:33Z

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It's a political agreement between the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Seems like a pointless endeavor at that age.

2026-03-21T02:46:49Z

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Seems like a pointless endeavor at that age.

Saying it'll be done in an hour is a jr dev mistake.

2026-03-20T03:18:04Z

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Saying it'll be done in an hour is a jr dev mistake.

It really irks me when people tell me "no worries". ...

2026-03-19T14:25:50Z

It really irks me when people tell me "no worries". Worries are all I have. Without worries, I'm nothing.

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2026-03-19T11:43:59Z

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This is going to be like statins. Where every 5 years or so ...

2026-03-19T03:08:54Z

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This is going to be like statins. Where every 5 years or so somebody discovers that they cause heart issues. But then doctors go right back to prescribing them.

Nah! The Italians had Rome.

2026-03-19T03:04:07Z

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Nah! The Italians had Rome.

Well, we were the black people of white people before white ...

2026-03-19T03:02:56Z

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Well, we were the black people of white people before white people knew black people.

Just when I thought that Taco Bell has found every possible way ...

2026-03-17T16:06:13Z

Just when I thought that Taco Bell has found every possible way to present the same five ingredients. They come out with a rolled quesadilla.

Can I have a harem? Not for sex. I just want to know what ...

2026-03-16T13:23:23Z

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Can I have a harem? Not for sex. I just want to know what it's like for women to not make my life more difficult by ignoring my requests.

To be fair, for the longest time, I thought car tires had inner ...

2026-03-16T13:10:07Z

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To be fair, for the longest time, I thought car tires had inner tubes.

That's too much math for a Sunday.

2026-03-15T23:51:33Z

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That's too much math for a Sunday.

Wow. The Ropers truly were the rock that show was anchored to,

2026-03-15T23:48:03Z

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Wow. The Ropers truly were the rock that show was anchored to,

No. Harrisonburg has E & W Gay St ...

2026-03-15T18:32:40Z

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No. Harrisonburg has E & W Gay St

Is that Harrisonburg VA?

2026-03-15T00:39:13Z

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Is that Harrisonburg VA?

Is this when she turned evil?

2026-03-14T20:14:35Z

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Is this when she turned evil?

I don't need an alternative solution. I know what my options ...

2026-03-14T17:51:32Z

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I don't need an alternative solution. I know what my options are. I just need to know if there's a method for handing a wire from a felt ceiling without destroying it.

It was like that in VA a couple of days ago. Thursday was 86°, ...

2026-03-14T15:29:53Z

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It was like that in VA a couple of days ago. Thursday was 86°, Friday, winter wonderland. 50° right now.

I'm installing a dashcam in my van. The rear camera wire is a ...

2026-03-14T15:18:22Z

I'm installing a dashcam in my van. The rear camera wire is a couple feet too short. I can cut across the ceiling in the trunk, but I can't think of a way to keep the wire from dangling. Velcro isn't strong enough. Has anyone come across this problem and have a solution?

I'd prefer not to re-run a longer wire.

Either the title is lying or she is. There's no way this ...

2026-03-12T18:37:55Z

Either the title is lying or she is. There's no way this chick has a 143 IQ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfMsRcah5pQ

That's right kids. In the future, everyone is a teenage girl.

2026-03-12T13:12:49Z

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That's right kids. In the future, everyone is a teenage girl.

Well, you can't exactly get trans vegans together and it NOT ...

2026-03-12T13:05:59Z

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Well, you can't exactly get trans vegans together and it NOT be a death cult.

I'm confused. Is wild rice a euphemism?

2026-03-12T12:53:32Z

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I'm confused. Is wild rice a euphemism?

I could swear I saw that in a movie about 10 years ago.

2026-03-11T12:59:51Z

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I could swear I saw that in a movie about 10 years ago.

Oh that's not suspicious.

2026-03-11T12:58:44Z

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Oh that's not suspicious.

I wonder how it's his fault.

2026-03-11T01:20:54Z

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I wonder how it's his fault.

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2026-03-10T23:47:05Z

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"All worlds?" Do islamists get a planet like the Mormons ...

2026-03-10T00:18:48Z

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"All worlds?" Do islamists get a planet like the Mormons do?

Again?

2026-03-10T00:17:10Z

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Again?

Inflatable military materiel goes back to WW2. Here's an ...

2026-03-09T15:25:59Z

Inflatable military materiel goes back to WW2. Here's an idea, real materiel designed to look like inflatables.

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2026-03-09T14:13:33Z

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Ya know. Not arguing. But it's not impossible that ...

2026-03-09T13:00:38Z

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Ya know. Not arguing. But it's not impossible that micro-plastics have always been in our bodies. Since before human make plastics existed. We were never looking for them before.

We lost a national treasure. How old were those WNBA jokes and ...

2026-03-09T02:41:31Z

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We lost a national treasure. How old were those WNBA jokes and it's STILL GOING ON!

I celebrated international women's day by pissing off the ...

2026-03-09T02:23:29Z

I celebrated international women's day by pissing off the women in my house.

NERD ALERT!!! ...

2026-03-09T02:16:34Z

NERD ALERT!!!

https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2030561468211437568

I'd gladly take that over the complete bullshit that my wife ...

2026-03-09T00:49:57Z

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I'd gladly take that over the complete bullshit that my wife and kids have done to my cars over the past 3 years.

Yes. As long as the clone is a snarky curmudgeon.

2026-03-09T00:40:14Z

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Yes. As long as the clone is a snarky curmudgeon.

I'm beginning to think that Epstein is an op to bring down ...

2026-03-09T00:39:02Z

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I'm beginning to think that Epstein is an op to bring down Trump's voting base

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2026-03-09T00:36:36Z

Is Dvorak still alive?

What happened to Iranian Joe Biden. The guy that was in his late ...

2026-03-08T16:28:46Z

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What happened to Iranian Joe Biden. The guy that was in his late 90s?

They're protesting Trump. It's always about Trump. If ...

2026-03-07T17:13:45Z

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They're protesting Trump. It's always about Trump. If Trump killed Hitler, they'd be demanding the holocaust continue.

I saw the McD's CEO video before it went viral. I didn't ...

2026-03-07T13:10:18Z

I saw the McD's CEO video before it went viral. I didn't think a damn thing of it at the time. So I watched it again, I still don't get the reactions to it.

They're noticeably better now. One of the few good things to ...

2026-03-07T13:05:05Z

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They're noticeably better now. One of the few good things to come out of Covid. I was able to return a license plate in the mail. Last time I was there in person was getting my daughter's permit. Made an appointment, walked right up to the counter. The test took her 5 minutes and we were out in less than 20.

I live in a red district in VA and I haven't seen one of ...

2026-03-06T01:27:12Z

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I live in a red district in VA and I haven't seen one of these.

So, transgender woman. That means this person is male pretending ...

2026-03-06T01:16:26Z

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So, transgender woman. That means this person is male pretending to be female? So why are the man nipples blacked out in the photos? Dramatic effect?

Wait, the cops just impounded the kid along with the car?

2026-03-06T01:09:14Z

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Wait, the cops just impounded the kid along with the car?

Trump fired Kristi Noem, yet Pam Bondi still has a job? 🤔 ...

2026-03-05T19:46:32Z

Trump fired Kristi Noem, yet Pam Bondi still has a job? 🤔

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/05/us/trump-news

And they're so good at it too.

2026-03-05T13:05:10Z

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And they're so good at it too.

OnlyFans

2026-03-05T12:57:34Z

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OnlyFans

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2026-03-05T12:56:38Z

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Sir. I'm not allowed to handle customer complaints. ...

2026-03-04T17:34:54Z

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Sir. I'm not allowed to handle customer complaints. You'll have to contact customer service.

Register a formal complaint with the survey committee and ...

2026-03-04T17:29:41Z

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Register a formal complaint with the survey committee and they'll respond within 24 hours.

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2026-03-04T17:25:18Z

Who would you rather see as president in '28?

To be fair, he could be lying.

2026-03-03T13:37:36Z

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To be fair, he could be lying.

Camo looks like she's got baggage. And not in a good way.

2026-03-03T00:48:41Z

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Camo looks like she's got baggage. And not in a good way.

That game lost me on "multiplayer"

2026-03-02T19:35:11Z

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That game lost me on "multiplayer"

Translation: "I can't get a date and I don't know ...

2026-03-02T13:46:03Z

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Translation: "I can't get a date and I don't know why."

In other news, Motorola still making phones.

2026-03-02T13:42:32Z

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In other news, Motorola still making phones.

What does it cost in real money?

2026-03-02T13:18:29Z

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What does it cost in real money?

The roof of a building is the last place you want to be during a ...

2026-03-02T01:07:04Z

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The roof of a building is the last place you want to be during a missile attack. Dumbass.

Yeah! And this latest addition of the Changeables happy meal toys ...

2026-03-02T00:29:50Z

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Yeah! And this latest addition of the Changeables happy meal toys are complete shit!