Nostr notes by SegWhat

Gah I want to like this a thousand times

2026-07-16T06:03:39Z

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Gah I want to like this a thousand times

Indeed!

2026-07-16T05:58:28Z

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Indeed!

Stamp seed rocks. Highly recommended.

2026-07-16T05:57:49Z

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Stamp seed rocks. Highly recommended.

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2026-07-16T05:56:20Z

#bitcoin sucks. tell all the people you don’t care about. #btc

They’ve tried to get you to panic. That failed. They’ve tried ...

2026-07-14T00:22:14Z

They’ve tried to get you to panic. That failed. They’ve tried to get you to buy paper BTC. That worked for some. Now they’re trying to bore you out of your #bitcoin. Don’t fall for it. #btc #paperbitcoin

But their logos are so nice and friendly!

2026-06-30T21:58:33Z

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But their logos are so nice and friendly!

Nostr event nevent1qqsp33uqq9agnman7vm8gfj5m5zwgualt4hu4g8em8929hvvs5udn6czyp6frgaqerc8nyfc8vnvn30w3t9jyy5qy5zdsr7y42h42540y5eesk0mk2q

2026-06-30T21:57:26Z

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Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Alert: Blackrock’s $300M IBIT Exit ...

2026-06-30T21:56:17Z

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Alert: Blackrock’s $300M IBIT Exit Extends Bitcoin ETF Outflow Streak to 8 Days. Highlighting how Paper Bitcoin is held by Paper Hands apparently. #bitcoin #btc #paperhands

SegWhat 2.0 for iOS is now available with enhanced watch ...

2026-06-29T23:25:06Z

SegWhat 2.0 for iOS is now available with enhanced watch complications a new education layout and minor performance enhancements. New Android release coming soon.

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/segwhat/id6767312694

#bitcoin #btc #ios

so true!

2026-06-29T17:10:50Z

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so true!

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Daily Alert Texas buys 5M in Paper ...

2026-06-29T17:09:36Z

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Daily Alert

Texas buys 5M in Paper Bitcoin adding more of the IBIT ETF to its balance sheet.

#Bitcoin #BTC #PaperBitcoin

Bobby is alright

2026-06-28T21:17:35Z

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Bobby is alright

I love this. Great idea. Having an extra hardware wallet isn’t ...

2026-06-28T20:47:32Z

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I love this. Great idea. Having an extra hardware wallet isn’t a terrible idea either.

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Alert: CFTC approves first-ever ...

2026-06-28T17:53:26Z

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Alert:

CFTC approves first-ever cash-settled Bitcoin perpetual futures on a US-regulated exchange.

Now a 3% wiggle in price can turn into an instant margin call! Yay!

You can also not understand the absolute importance of BIP-110.

2026-06-28T15:44:24Z

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You can also not understand the absolute importance of BIP-110.

Power bottom

2026-06-28T15:43:14Z

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Power bottom

For those in power

2026-06-28T15:42:43Z

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For those in power

Back is a human threat vector to Bitcoin.

2026-06-27T17:59:41Z

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Back is a human threat vector to Bitcoin.

Ugh. So sick of talking about Saylor.

2026-06-27T17:56:30Z

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Ugh. So sick of talking about Saylor.

That’s exactly what happened.

2026-06-27T17:03:45Z

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That’s exactly what happened.

A terribly inept country at that.

2026-06-27T17:03:19Z

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A terribly inept country at that.

Any musician could tell you that.

2026-06-27T17:02:27Z

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Any musician could tell you that.

A shitty knife is the most dangerous thing in your kitchen.

2026-06-27T17:00:17Z

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A shitty knife is the most dangerous thing in your kitchen.

That’s awesome!

2026-06-27T16:59:27Z

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That’s awesome!

The most boring price discovery in history.

2026-06-27T16:58:43Z

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The most boring price discovery in history.

Yes. In order to have a victim you must have a perpetrator. And ...

2026-06-27T16:57:58Z

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Yes. In order to have a victim you must have a perpetrator. And in order to have “justice” you must render something from the perpetrator. Being a victim implies you are owed something.

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Alert! "$10.6B in Bitcoin options ...

2026-06-27T15:55:54Z

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0 Alert!

"$10.6B in Bitcoin options expired June 26 — ~80% out-of-the-money, max pain at $74K (~14% above spot)."

Ok. Whatever. Wall street sucks.

Breaking: SEC's generic ETF listing standards slash approval ...

2026-06-26T18:13:36Z

Breaking: SEC's generic ETF listing standards slash approval time to ≤75 days. New rules let qualifying crypto ETPs launch without case-by-case review.

Expect more Paper Bitcoin and more "leveraged liquidations" during the heat of Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0.

#Bitcoin #PaperBitcoin #BTC

This just in: everyone sick of and tired of talking about Saylor. ...

2026-06-26T18:09:20Z

This just in: everyone sick of and tired of talking about Saylor. #bitcoin #strategy #btc

even his stupid haircut looks depressed

2026-06-26T00:09:18Z

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even his stupid haircut looks depressed

Full text of Strategic Bitcoin Reserve bill published and, wow, ...

2026-06-25T14:25:19Z

Full text of Strategic Bitcoin Reserve bill published and, wow, it has proof-of-reserves. Prediction: nothing will happen or proof of reserves will be redacted. #bitcoin #btc

CLARITY Act now eligible for full Senate floor vote, BTC moves ...

2026-06-25T14:17:39Z

CLARITY Act now eligible for full Senate floor vote, BTC moves down...and the senate promptly goes on vacation. You can't make this crap up. Paper Bitcoin Summer resumes with Strategy absolutely cratering. Happy Thursday. #BTC #bitcoin

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0! Goldman's Bitcoin Premium Income ...

2026-06-24T17:36:18Z

Paper Bitcoin Summer 2.0! Goldman's Bitcoin Premium Income ETF and BlackRock's BITA both due ~early July. #Bitcoin

#ClarityAct on the calendar for the senate. Prediction: Nothing ...

2026-06-23T14:07:55Z

#ClarityAct on the calendar for the senate. Prediction: Nothing will happen.

the investigation started with the Biden DOJ

2026-06-17T16:39:50Z

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the investigation started with the Biden DOJ

I meet way too many people that are "into bitcoin" or ...

2026-06-17T16:38:24Z

I meet way too many people that are "into bitcoin" or "own some bitcoin" but don't have the faintest clue about what self-custody is or how it works. Something got lost in the signal. #bitcoin #btc

This is the way

2026-06-17T14:08:01Z

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This is the way

I’ll run two more.

2026-06-17T14:06:45Z

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I’ll run two more.

Do your own homework. We’re not here to do it for you.

2026-06-16T15:45:02Z

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Do your own homework. We’re not here to do it for you.

You will need three crowns a root canal and a cavity fixed. That ...

2026-06-16T15:42:28Z

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You will need three crowns a root canal and a cavity fixed. That Mercedes in the parking lot isn’t going to pay for itself.

That first sentence makes no sense but ok.

2026-06-16T12:59:53Z

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That first sentence makes no sense but ok.

BTC/TCP/IP Bitcoin was the missing protocol in the internet ...

2026-06-16T12:32:26Z

BTC/TCP/IP Bitcoin was the missing protocol in the internet protocol stack. IP for connectivity. TCP for data. BTC for value. #btc #bitcoin

They think they’re being cute about it too. Like we won’t ...

2026-06-15T16:24:16Z

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They think they’re being cute about it too. Like we won’t notice.

Talk about a Faustian bargain, jeez.

2026-06-15T16:18:11Z

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Talk about a Faustian bargain, jeez.

And they were funded by the CIA. ...

2026-06-15T16:16:53Z

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And they were funded by the CIA.

I just start from the assumption that anything they say is a lie ...

2026-06-15T14:58:41Z

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I just start from the assumption that anything they say is a lie anymore. They’re not wrong or stupid. They’re just lying.

This is ALL about the surveillance of ADULTS.

2026-06-15T14:57:34Z

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This is ALL about the surveillance of ADULTS.

Yup

2026-06-15T13:50:37Z

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Yup

AI will be like digital clocks. Embedded into almost everything.

2026-06-15T13:49:40Z

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AI will be like digital clocks. Embedded into almost everything.

Traders trade. Investers invest. HODLers stash. It’s possible ...

2026-06-15T13:47:58Z

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Traders trade. Investers invest. HODLers stash. It’s possible to do all three at once with different pools of capital.

THIS

2026-06-15T13:45:45Z

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THIS

Problems are opportunities. Sounds like a business idea.

2026-06-14T20:39:31Z

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Problems are opportunities. Sounds like a business idea.

Agentic OSs are going to be insane.

2026-06-14T20:37:32Z

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Agentic OSs are going to be insane.

I’ve been using it for a few days. Not a mind blowing upgrade ...

2026-06-13T15:50:30Z

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I’ve been using it for a few days. Not a mind blowing upgrade so far.

agreed. the twitter algo is toxic.

2026-06-12T23:23:34Z

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agreed. the twitter algo is toxic.

I got healthier just looking at that.

2026-06-12T20:18:33Z

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I got healthier just looking at that.

I’d be SO proud

2026-06-12T17:49:40Z

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I’d be SO proud

She's one of the best!

2026-06-12T16:55:34Z

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She's one of the best!

#asknostr — who else has Bitcoin on their wrist? What's on ...

2026-06-12T16:53:49Z

#asknostr — who else has Bitcoin on their wrist? What's on your watch face: fees, block height, blocks to halving, price?

Mine's reading a 953,393 block height right now, straight from my own Knots node. Curious what setups are out there.

Creepy? Yeah. Evil? Probably that too.

2026-06-12T16:49:53Z

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Creepy? Yeah. Evil? Probably that too.

I stink. Therefore, I am.

2026-06-12T16:48:47Z

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I stink. Therefore, I am.

This is awesome!

2026-06-12T15:49:20Z

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This is awesome!

A PHD in HODLing from Shitcoin University.

2026-06-12T14:54:00Z

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A PHD in HODLing from Shitcoin University.

A little tax-loss harvesting never killed anyone.

2026-06-12T14:52:51Z

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A little tax-loss harvesting never killed anyone.

Well calling it an "age check" to "protect the ...

2026-06-12T14:47:36Z

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Well calling it an "age check" to "protect the children" sounds way better than "Online ID Verification for Every Damn Site on the Internet So You Can't Criticize the Government".

Whelp, now you can't eat beef anymore according to all the ...

2026-06-12T14:44:28Z

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Whelp, now you can't eat beef anymore according to all the fear porn.

just to be clear, the irish still don't even want the brits ...

2026-06-11T17:39:52Z

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just to be clear, the irish still don't even want the brits there either.

The swiss just VOTED their way into this type of system last ...

2026-06-11T17:37:37Z

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The swiss just VOTED their way into this type of system last year. unreal.

I use Brave 95% of the time and will ONLY use chrome to ...

2026-06-11T17:34:27Z

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I use Brave 95% of the time and will ONLY use chrome to explicitly access the few google services i need. I also make sure to NEVER log into a google account my Brave browser.

awesome

2026-06-11T17:31:15Z

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awesome

the only place to be!

2026-06-11T17:29:56Z

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the only place to be!

ha! this is great

2026-06-10T20:53:46Z

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ha! this is great

Coinbase is a dumpster fire shitcoin marketplace.

2026-05-09T15:23:58Z

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Coinbase is a dumpster fire shitcoin marketplace.