Nostr notes by Nick

One of my kids only likes margarita pizza so when we share a ...

2026-07-04T18:18:32Z

One of my kids only likes margarita pizza so when we share a large one, I add toppings on one half.

Recently I’ve been adding chicken, black olives, chilli flakes and then adding chilli sauce when it’s done.

What toppings do you put on pizza, when left to your own devices?

The hen won’t be happy about that.

2026-06-28T19:44:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…qspx
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The hen won’t be happy about that.

6-7.

2026-06-28T16:47:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…ngcm
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6-7.

I can’t really cope with recipes that have 18 ingredients. ...

2026-06-28T09:22:48Z

I can’t really cope with recipes that have 18 ingredients. It’s asking too much of me.

That just means you’ve had your recommended daily allowance of ...

2026-06-22T10:46:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…pthk
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That just means you’ve had your recommended daily allowance of fajitas.

The text is the obvious star here, and horror clown Wonka, but ...

2026-05-17T09:35:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…p4tq
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The text is the obvious star here, and horror clown Wonka, but the teddy bear with the cameltoe is a little treat for the observant.

AI posters give off a definite air of “you should not attend ...

2026-05-17T09:32:56Z

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AI posters give off a definite air of “you should not attend this event, it is probably shady as all hell and your kids might get tetanus and/or legionnaire’s disease”. Remember the Glasgow “Willy’s Chocolate Experience”?

Your Fucking AI Poster Is Fugly As Fuck and other graphic design ...

2026-05-17T08:58:26Z

Your Fucking AI Poster Is Fugly As Fuck and other graphic design advice.

They told Barry not to wear glasses in the photo. ...

2026-05-15T07:05:49Z

They told Barry not to wear glasses in the photo.

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2026-05-13T21:27:07Z

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#UKpol

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2026-05-13T21:10:38Z

Imagine being as popular as Wes Streeting thinks he is. #UKpol

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2026-05-11T07:17:52Z

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They did an early Come Dine With Me in Leeds and it was all very ...

2026-05-10T10:32:38Z

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They did an early Come Dine With Me in Leeds and it was all very positive and normal but I kept seeing the participants around Leeds like, all the time, and it was just a bit weird.

Like, you’d see Emmerdale stars all the time but they knew they were famous and being recognised. Do people who’ve been on Come Dine With Me know they are?

I saw the phrase “gimlet-eyed” again and decided to look up ...

2026-04-24T22:25:50Z

I saw the phrase “gimlet-eyed” again and decided to look up what a gimlet actually is. It’s a little hand drill thing. Like a corkscrew but for drilling small holes.

So it’s like saying the eyes drill or bore into you.

That is not what I thought at all. To me, absent any context or cause, “gimlet” sounded a bit watery and amphibious, so I pictured it as those sorts of eyes: newty.

Although, a gimlet is also apparently a gin and lime cocktail, although I assume they don’t mean that.

Not clear if this play is about a Canadian coffee or a London pie ...

2026-04-23T13:37:26Z

Not clear if this play is about a Canadian coffee or a London pie and mash shop.

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2026-04-23T00:02:43Z

Ouroboros: proof that you are what you eat.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116444939082187556 Apart ...

2026-04-22T09:56:07Z

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116444939082187556

Apart from anything else, we need to stop calling people “czars/tsars”.

Would you say that a public servant in charge of some particular program is a “King”, or “Emperor”, or “Caesar”?

No you would not, because it is both wildly inaccurate and really very fucking silly.

quoting
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“Hi, I’m the Golden Dome Czar from Space Force. No I am, don’t laugh. Can’t you see my Space Force uniform? No it does not look like cheap cosplay from a forgotten 1990s SciFi series. Well. Maybe a little.”

“Hi, I’m the Golden Dome Czar from Space Force. No I am, ...

2026-04-21T21:59:22Z

“Hi, I’m the Golden Dome Czar from Space Force. No I am, don’t laugh. Can’t you see my Space Force uniform? No it does not look like cheap cosplay from a forgotten 1990s SciFi series. Well. Maybe a little.”

Tim Cook stepping down as CEO to spend more time with Trump’s ...

2026-04-20T21:37:57Z

Tim Cook stepping down as CEO to spend more time with Trump’s boot.

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2026-04-20T21:17:29Z

They never tell you that Sisyphus was actually a dung beetle.

The great thing about Fedi is that there are precisely 0 (zero) ...

2026-04-20T20:17:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…ak4y
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The great thing about Fedi is that there are precisely 0 (zero) Gen Z on here to give us the right answer. You are all secondary sources, at best.

Wikipedia is not necessarily helping. ...

2026-04-20T19:38:55Z

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Wikipedia is not necessarily helping.

Lend an increasingly middle-aged father a hand: I stopped using ...

2026-04-20T19:32:02Z

Lend an increasingly middle-aged father a hand:

I stopped using 😂 (cry laughing) to respond to my kid’s texts when they send me something funny, because I was told you should use 💀 (ded) instead.

Child now tells me in no uncertain terms that I should not use 💀.

I ask what emoji to use instead and “I shouldn’t have to be told”.

So, what do *you* think is the right emoji, these days, for that?

The Wurlitzer at the Blackpool Tower Ballroom. ...

2026-04-19T21:17:30Z

The Wurlitzer at the Blackpool Tower Ballroom.

I just think, when the CEO of a company outlines in detail how ...

2026-04-19T12:03:35Z

I just think, when the CEO of a company outlines in detail how they are a horrific fascist and that their company is going to be doing loads of fascism, that you should stop doing business with them. But that’s just me.

People really need to stop equating “it’s expensive and ...

2026-04-18T16:40:58Z

People really need to stop equating “it’s expensive and involves a big change” with “it’s impossible”. We’re going to “it’s impossible” our entire species into the grave.

I’ve stopped buying Nutella for the family because of palm oil ...

2026-04-18T08:55:51Z

I’ve stopped buying Nutella for the family because of palm oil (made from orang utan’s hands) and instead am buying Bonne Maman’s chocolate and hazelnut spread.

But then I thought, capitalism being what it is, Bonne Maman is probably owned by a bear-baiting ring of Hitler clones or similar.

But I looked them up. The parent company, Andros, *does* have a “controversies” section on its Wikipedia page, but it’s only for cartel activity! Quaint old cartel activity. They’re basically angels.

My brain is so addled from working out what is real and what ...

2026-04-17T09:06:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ark
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My brain is so addled from working out what is real and what isn’t, online, that it is convinced that picture of Farmer Tom is AI, even though it’s not.

I am reading “Maigret at the Coroner’s” at the moment, a ...

2026-04-16T19:43:06Z

I am reading “Maigret at the Coroner’s” at the moment, a postwar Maigret written by Simenon when he was living in Tucson.

The book is also set in Tucson, with Maigret supposedly on a US study tour.

Simenon had left France for America after having been accused, then cleared, of collaborating (he had sold some film rights to a Nazi studio).

The main themes of the book so far are, Maigret fucking hates Tucson, Maigret fucking hates Americans, and Americans drink too much.

This may not look like much to you, but it is an oak sapling that ...

2026-04-16T12:42:50Z

This may not look like much to you, but it is an oak sapling that I have managed not to kill for two whole years.

It has survived two winters, and to be honest, I was not holding out much hope in 2026 before the first tiny leaves showed up.

#thintrunkthursday

I searched “put cat down slowly” and got a bunch of results ...

2026-04-16T11:34:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…wqpk
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I searched “put cat down slowly” and got a bunch of results about euthanising cats.

Can’t get a girlfriend? Hold a chicken in the air Stick a ...

2026-04-16T11:18:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…mf5k
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Can’t get a girlfriend?

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Ah, I had missed the looksmaxxing hammer face drug story somehow.

2026-04-16T10:54:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…rgya
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Ah, I had missed the looksmaxxing hammer face drug story somehow.

You’re saying that Supreme Court Justice Abraham ...

2026-04-16T10:41:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…4r4d
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You’re saying that Supreme Court Justice Abraham “Gavelface” Buckminster was on drugs?

“4 Key Works by James Joyce You Need to Read” You absolutely ...

2026-04-14T10:10:30Z

“4 Key Works by James Joyce You Need to Read”

You absolutely do not need to read Finnegans Wake. This is a flat lie.

There is no Finnegans Wake Enforcement Service. You will not be fined for failing to read over a thousand pages of impenetrable neologisms.

There is no mandatory test to see if you know what Finnegans Wake means. The plot and characters of Finnegans Wake are not regular pub quiz questions.

No-one will even give you a badge for reading Finnegans Wake, although they should.

Yes, yes, there are structural and systemic forces and causes, ...

2026-04-13T16:36:33Z

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Yes, yes, there are structural and systemic forces and causes, but this daft fucker is charging around like a structural bull in a systemic china shop. #Trump

Amazing that one arsehole bloke has managed to make every single ...

2026-04-13T16:03:10Z

Amazing that one arsehole bloke has managed to make every single normal person’s life measurably worse, all around the world.

The Great Men theory of history is wrong, but the Massive Cunts theory of history is holding up pretty well. #Trump

“Egg like an egg like a hen’s egg!” ...

2026-04-13T08:01:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…w0z0
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“Egg like an egg like a hen’s egg!”

Romantic Creme Egg Heist movie! The Thomas Crown Eggfair. ...

2026-04-13T07:31:52Z

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Romantic Creme Egg Heist movie! The Thomas Crown Eggfair. Oeufcean’s Eggleven.

Peterborough seems to be the centre of Creme Egg crime, after ...

2026-04-13T07:18:08Z

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Peterborough seems to be the centre of Creme Egg crime, after that guy got banned from Cambridgeshire for his Creme Egg theft.

Also: potential romance?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g71lnv40ko

Hey look, you’re all in today’s Ripley’s Believe It Or Not ...

2026-04-12T20:44:03Z

Hey look, you’re all in today’s Ripley’s Believe It Or Not cartoon.

The other thing that seems to have changed is the decline in the ...

2026-04-12T13:11:55Z

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The other thing that seems to have changed is the decline in the “slap-up meal” as a reward for the child.

Typically depicted as a towering mountain of mash with sausages sticking out of it at random points, its decline can perhaps be seen as related to a reduction in scarcity and child poverty, in addition to recent concerns about child obesity.

I think there is a potential paper in such comic depictions of hunger and excess and so on over the years. Slap-up meals, ration books and food banks

The Beano is still going after 87 years and this is because of ...

2026-04-12T13:05:17Z

The Beano is still going after 87 years and this is because of change, not despite it.

The Beano now:

- Has a diverse range of child characters, including regular BAME characters and a character in a wheelchair.

- No longer makes fun of fat/spotty/ugly kids.

- Hasn’t depicted children being slippered or caned since 1988.

- Is still full of mischief, pranks, stink bombs, catapults, whoopee cushions, etc

See link for more, but CW for child abuse.

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/21504857.2023.2279148

I remember watching this dark, funny 1988 Canadian animation ...

2026-04-10T19:40:04Z

I remember watching this dark, funny 1988 Canadian animation short and loving it, but I can’t remember exactly when. It’s still brilliant.

Apparently it was released in Canadian cinemas with Who Framed Roger Rabbit and was nominated for an Oscar.

The Cat Came Back, written and directed by Cordell Barker.

#Caturday

https://youtu.be/Ck0jwS0CvKk

Can’t even have cod and chips any more, because of w̵o̵k̵e̵ ...

2026-04-09T09:28:20Z

Can’t even have cod and chips any more, because of w̵o̵k̵e̵ overfishing and climate change.

(I was shouting “haddock!” at the screen until it finally mentions haddock towards the end).

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/apr/09/consumers-urged-to-completely-avoid-uk-caught-cod-as-population-plunges

It took me a second to realise that this meant “shots fired” ...

2026-04-08T22:53:17Z

It took me a second to realise that this meant “shots fired” in the traditional sense of real shots actually being fired.

Don’t you think he looks tired etc. I wish the locals would ...

2026-04-08T14:46:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…2ffa
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Don’t you think he looks tired etc. I wish the locals would just hurry up and happen so that Keir can get the boot.

Well we’ve got the “consummation” to look forward to, ...

2026-04-07T23:04:36Z

Well we’ve got the “consummation” to look forward to, anyway. #Trump #IranWar

America was never a society of laws. It was always a country of ...

2026-04-07T19:40:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…m7c6
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America was never a society of laws. It was always a country of genocidaires, robber barons, slavers and rapists. #USpol #IranWar

Reminder that the US has an actual law giving prior authority to ...

2026-04-07T19:37:04Z

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Reminder that the US has an actual law giving prior authority to INVADE THE NETHERLANDS if US forces or officials are tried for war crimes at The Hague.

Reminder that no Democrat saw fit to repeal the law in the 24 years since it was passed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members%27_Protection_Act

#USpol #IranWar

Things that absolutely will not happen in a million fucking ...

2026-04-07T19:25:14Z

Things that absolutely will not happen in a million fucking years.

The US state is crimes all the way down. Those are load-bearing crimes. #USpol #IranWar

Man cannot live by bread alone but I reckon he could make a good ...

2026-04-07T19:06:20Z

Man cannot live by bread alone but I reckon he could make a good go of it on just chocolate hobnobs.

Not convinced about the new US Army Chief of Staff, tbh. #Trump ...

2026-04-07T08:42:26Z

Not convinced about the new US Army Chief of Staff, tbh. #Trump #USpol #IranWar

Thank you for your service!

2026-04-06T18:22:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…ynjz
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Thank you for your service!

I call people fucking cunts on 3 platforms. Here's what ...

2026-04-06T15:14:25Z

I call people fucking cunts on 3 platforms. Here's what I've seen.

1. Mumsnet. Lots of engagement on posts where I call JK Rowling a fucking cunt. Banned.

2. LinkedIn. More consistent engagement with me calling Elon Musk a fucking cunt being most viral. Banned.

3. Mastodon. I once did a post where I called JK Rowling and Elon Musk a pair of fucking cunts and John Mastodon sent me a nice hamper.

I did several and some were better than others.

2026-04-05T19:33:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…kta4
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I did several and some were better than others.

Only ones I drew myself.

2026-04-05T19:23:55Z

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Only ones I drew myself.

I love this Russell.

2026-04-05T19:19:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…vuse
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I love this Russell.

To the tune of “Hot Cross Buns” Creme Egg Bums Creme Egg Bums ...

2026-04-05T09:37:08Z

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To the tune of “Hot Cross Buns”

Creme Egg Bums
Creme Egg Bums
Nine’s not many
Ten is plenty
Creme Egg Bums

Go and tell your sisters
Of your record sum
Nine’s not many
Ten is plenty
Creme Egg Bums

“Good news” stories from the US are all like, this kid died ...

2026-04-04T21:21:30Z

“Good news” stories from the US are all like, this kid died of scurvy but a gofundme was set up to buy his sister a bag of oranges.

This had been a worry, thanks. ...

2026-04-02T10:43:09Z

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This had been a worry, thanks.

Cool story bro. ...

2026-04-02T10:41:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…2zn5
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Cool story bro.

All animals were lovely and cuddly then they “developed” all ...

2026-04-02T10:37:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…ummk
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All animals were lovely and cuddly then they “developed” all the nasty pointy and venomous bits in order to survive the Fall.

Sounds a bit like fucking evolution, mate, but do go on.

Creationists reckon they’ve found a smoking g̶u̶n̶ fish. ...

2026-04-02T10:28:32Z

Creationists reckon they’ve found a smoking g̶u̶n̶ fish.

I do see a fair number of Porsche SUVs.

2026-04-01T10:20:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…w2sx
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I do see a fair number of Porsche SUVs.

Having a Ferrari is like saying to everyone else on the road, ...

2026-04-01T09:21:11Z

Having a Ferrari is like saying to everyone else on the road, look, I know your car can do everything this one is legally allowed to, but I just decided to spend an extra £300,000.

“I’m going to turn this war around and go right home!”

2026-03-31T18:14:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…xch8
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“I’m going to turn this war around and go right home!”

“If you’re all going to be like that, we just won’t have ...

2026-03-31T18:13:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…a6dp
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“If you’re all going to be like that, we just won’t have any wars! See how you like that!”

America huffing and threatening to take its ball home in a game ...

2026-03-31T17:29:01Z

America huffing and threatening to take its ball home in a game no-one else is playing.

Nick Cave: “I’m forever near a stereo saying ‘What the fuck ...

2026-03-27T11:13:39Z

Nick Cave: “I’m forever near a stereo saying ‘What the fuck is this garbage’?” he said. “And the answer is always Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

Also Nick Cave: does vocals on a jazzy version of Wichita Lineman for Flea’s 2026 solo album.

https://youtu.be/73P2drWXulM

When I were a lad, it was seen as unhealthy to be sitting inside, ...

2026-03-25T10:57:09Z

When I were a lad, it was seen as unhealthy to be sitting inside, playing video games, when we could be out throwing bricks at things, sniffing glue and terrorising old people.

No-one can trust George Galloway on anything, ever.

2026-03-25T08:24:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…pdes
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No-one can trust George Galloway on anything, ever.

Thanks Kat!

2026-03-23T21:09:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…q4dh
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Thanks Kat!

(Just want to point out to @npub1trg…v6kh that I actually did ...

2026-03-23T19:14:35Z

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(Just want to point out to kat donegan (she/her) 🇵🇸✊ (npub1trg…v6kh) that I actually did some drawing today)

Vote above 👆 ...

2026-03-23T19:09:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…7m26
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Vote above 👆

Okay, I need your help here. Choose my avatar from the choices in ...

2026-03-23T19:08:09Z

Okay, I need your help here. Choose my
avatar from the choices in the first reply:

When Louis Theroux’s people call you up and say he wants to ...

2026-03-23T18:28:48Z

When Louis Theroux’s people call you up and say he wants to make a documentary about you, that’s a Bad Sign.

I was sick of having an avatar that looked like me so I thought, ...

2026-03-23T17:53:16Z

I was sick of having an avatar that looked like me so I thought, how can I have an avatar that doesn’t look like me but has the same kind of silhouette so people don’t freak out at the change? I know, I’ll draw myself. So there you go: here is a drawing that is almost entirely, but not quite, unlike me.

- How’s the war going? - Well we’ve replaced the Supreme ...

2026-03-23T11:08:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…5zek
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- How’s the war going?

- Well we’ve replaced the Supreme Leader who was negotiating with us with a Supreme Leader whose entire family we’ve just killed, we’ve won hearts and minds by killing a LOT of kids, we keep calling our allies cowards and alienating them, we’re publicly shitting our pants over oil prices, and we’ve just threatened to escalate the war which has resulted in our enemy saying they’ll destroy all the oil fields in the Middle East.

- So overall, pretty good? #iranwar

Nice world economy you’ve got there. Would be a shame if ...

2026-03-23T10:46:35Z

Nice world economy you’ve got there. Would be a shame if someone fucked it up for no reason whatsoever.

That sounds a bit outside Alex Ferguson’s usual expertise tbf.

2026-03-22T22:23:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…mk3m
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That sounds a bit outside Alex Ferguson’s usual expertise tbf.

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2026-03-20T16:38:43Z

I suggest we each conserve oil by staying in bed all weekend.

Crocodile Dunedee ...

2026-03-20T08:23:20Z

Crocodile Dunedee

https://pixelframe.design/dune-font-logo-generator/

"As the Taoiseach heads to Washington to shake the hand of a ...

2026-03-18T20:33:31Z

"As the Taoiseach heads to Washington to shake the hand of a warmonger, we'll be in Cuba, where the island is being strangled and starved by the man who'll be handed shamrock."

#kneecap

https://www.hotpress.com/opinion/kneecap-gather-medical-aid-for-cuba-ahead-of-neustra-america-convoy-23134217

Lol, no, fuck off. ...

2026-03-18T13:57:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…8yre
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Lol, no, fuck off.

Why not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day? Just make a ...

2026-03-17T18:29:07Z

Why not try an Irish Coffee for St Patrick’s Day?

Just make a normal coffee, then make sure there’s no snakes in it.

If you’re wondering how cosmopolitan it is around here, someone ...

2026-03-16T16:14:27Z

If you’re wondering how cosmopolitan it is around here, someone just said to me: “Until I met my wife, I had no idea that cheesy chips even existed”.

Me too, recently: ...

2026-03-15T19:16:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…8xhh
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Me too, recently: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/116070269532764047

Have you ever heard people refer to normal Coca Cola (as opposed ...

2026-03-14T19:01:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…cj4e
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Have you ever heard people refer to normal Coca Cola (as opposed to Diet/Zero) as “Full Fat Coke”?

Coca Cola should actually release a “Full Fat Coke”, with ...

2026-03-14T18:57:45Z

Coca Cola should actually release a “Full Fat Coke”, with beef dripping in it.

Yeeeeeooooo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yjdpy7vvro ...

2026-03-11T21:55:25Z

Yeeeeeooooo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yjdpy7vvro

If I were the founders of Binance, I would simply have chosen a ...

2026-03-11T18:09:50Z

If I were the founders of Binance, I would simply have chosen a name that didn’t make everyone think of bins.

I liked the Irish coins with animals on them. Apparently one ...

2026-03-11T11:18:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…l0q7
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I liked the Irish coins with animals on them. Apparently one priest strongly objected:

“If these pagan symbols once get a hold, then is the thin edge of the wedge of Freemasonry sunk into the very life of our Catholicity, for the sole object of having these pagan symbols instead of religious emblems on our coins is to wipe out all traces of religion from our minds, to forget the ‘land of saints,’ and beget a land of devil-worshippers, where evil may reign supreme”

https://washyourlanguage.com/irish-creatures-on-irish-coins/

What about a Beaver dressed as Winston Churchill, though? One ...

2026-03-11T09:51:10Z

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What about a Beaver *dressed* as Winston Churchill, though? One of a range of historical beavers.Florence Nightingbeaver: the beaver with the lamp, Beavdicea, Elizabeav 1: the virgin beaver, and so on.

Firmly in favour of this. Bring on the beavers, I say. Cash could ...

2026-03-11T09:44:03Z

Firmly in favour of this. Bring on the beavers, I say. Cash could make a comeback.

What sort of dogshit anti-slavery charity appoints Eugenie as a ...

2026-03-11T09:41:22Z

What sort of dogshit anti-slavery charity appoints Eugenie as a patron in the first place, fuckinell. A woman who is best known for having a predatory nonce with sex-trafficking buddies for a father and, secondarily, for wearing silly hats.

Worth noting, again, that this appointment occurred after the first Andrew-Epstein scandal stories in 2011. #Epstein

I could be an AI datacentre for a living. I drink lots of water ...

2026-03-09T16:59:08Z

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I could be an AI datacentre for a living. I drink lots of water and say unreliable things that need to be independently checked.

I’m not going to say Donald Trump is the least intelligent ...

2026-03-08T18:36:32Z

I’m not going to say Donald Trump is the least intelligent person on the planet, but he is one of most predictable and one dimensional people, and one of the least self-aware.

He can be played like a triangle. There are puppies who are harder to manipulate.

#USpol #Trump

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2026-03-06T18:04:04Z

Everything is ragebait these days. Including this post, probably.

Current status: eating toast with honey and reading about ...

2026-03-05T18:57:37Z

Current status: eating toast with honey and reading about Hitler’s body being burned to cheer myself up.

It’s not *not* working.