Nostr notes by The Orange Theme

Not my intent, but I'll take it! :3

2026-08-25T23:41:50+02:00

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Not my intent, but I'll take it! :3

When I'm trying to cold start an old mower.

2026-08-25T22:36:51+02:00

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When I'm trying to cold start an old mower.

It is bonkerstown to me that this doesn't seem to be a ...

2026-08-25T17:28:34+02:00

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It is *bonkerstown* to me that this doesn't seem to be a thing already.

PoE**8 (it's just the 240-volt dryer hookup)

2026-08-23T20:12:10+02:00

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PoE**8 (it's just the 240-volt dryer hookup)

I mean, we definitely can't all fit in your HVAC ducts..

2026-08-23T01:53:05+02:00

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I mean, we definitely can't *all* fit in your HVAC ducts..

takes long drag off cigarette

2026-08-23T01:34:48+02:00

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*takes long drag off cigarette*

Honestly surprised more States don't hack more shit, ...

2026-08-23T01:29:30+02:00

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Honestly surprised more States don't hack more shit, considering it's easier than waltzing into a building with no door on the hinges.

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2026-08-22T23:13:39+02:00

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I'm beginning to think the 2nd amendment people were not ...

2026-08-22T19:25:25+02:00

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I'm beginning to think the 2nd amendment people were not being entirely truthful about their motivations.

Awroo? 👀

2026-08-22T19:24:33+02:00

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Awroo? 👀

This is why I'm careful when I hot box a fart in my car.

2026-08-21T23:55:14+02:00

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This is why I'm careful when I hot box a fart in my car.

May the burning dumpsters light my way.

2026-08-21T17:58:58+02:00

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May the burning dumpsters light my way.

Hey, I was using those bones!

2026-08-21T17:46:56+02:00

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Hey, I was using those bones!

You're in an AI arc?

2026-08-21T00:55:03+02:00

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You're in an AI arc?

Sorta relevant. I feel like I use this one a lot lol. ...

2026-08-20T20:51:19+02:00

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Sorta relevant. I feel like I use this one a lot lol.

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2026-08-20T00:29:29+02:00

Okay, fine, I'll (re)learn Rust.

Mythos was trained on my work illegally.

2026-08-19T00:28:50+02:00

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Mythos was trained on my work illegally.

After a manager at my multinational corporation suggested simply ...

2026-08-18T19:44:14+02:00

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After a manager at my multinational corporation suggested simply submitting PRs to open source projects and lying that they were LLM-authored, I somehow lost even more respect for these shitheels.

Oh, honey. ❤️

2026-08-17T23:13:11+02:00

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Oh, honey. ❤️

Borat voice: "My WAF!"

2026-08-17T18:48:24+02:00

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Borat voice: "My WAF!"

How tf do you fuck up hosting text files so bad?

2026-08-17T17:36:33+02:00

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How tf do you fuck up hosting text files so bad?

Laws? Government??? Sounds like COMMUNISM.

2026-08-13T17:51:25+02:00

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Laws? Government??? Sounds like COMMUNISM.

"Hurt people hurt people", I say, as I recline my ...

2026-08-13T01:31:45+02:00

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"Hurt people hurt people", I say, as I recline my airplane seat because the guy in front of me did.

The blessèd web cloaca.

2026-08-13T01:09:34+02:00

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The blessèd web cloaca.

The unholy web cloaca.

2026-08-12T23:42:41+02:00

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The unholy web cloaca.

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2026-08-12T23:36:54+02:00

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FTFY

Gonna crash 1,507 systems today? ;)

2026-08-12T23:33:27+02:00

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Gonna crash 1,507 systems today? ;)

Did that fence just call me fat?

2026-08-12T17:27:49+02:00

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Did that fence just call me fat?

I could write "Cuban sandwich" in the memo line and I ...

2026-08-12T16:16:37+02:00

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I could write "Cuban sandwich" in the memo line and I guarantee that transaction is getting held.

You look like someone who wants large amounts of money fast. ...

2026-08-12T16:16:07+02:00

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You look like someone who wants large amounts of money fast. (Also there are about eight layers of KYC/AML laws removing any shred of anonymity anyway lol.)

Meh. Lazy. Can I wire it to you?

2026-08-12T16:03:08+02:00

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Meh. Lazy. Can I wire it to you?

How much to run a few requests for me? ;3

2026-08-12T15:58:35+02:00

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How much to run a few requests for me? ;3

They make pills for that.

2026-08-12T06:09:03+02:00

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They make pills for that.

Leave it running. ...

2026-08-11T17:06:44+02:00

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Leave it running.

Like sodomy! bonks self

2026-08-11T17:01:06+02:00

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Like sodomy!

*bonks self*

Yes. Am dog now. :3

2026-08-11T16:52:00+02:00

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Yes. Am dog now. :3

Once in a while, I'm like: "maybe the Atlantic ...

2026-08-11T16:49:24+02:00

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Once in a while, I'm like: "maybe the Atlantic doesn't suck ass", and then I check the front page and see shit like this and I go "ah".

"Hey, why're the ingress and egress the same number?" ...

2026-08-11T16:43:00+02:00

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"Hey, why're the ingress and egress the same number?"
*1:1 with HR appears on calendar*

Awroo? 👀

2026-08-11T00:46:16+02:00

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Awroo? 👀

I clearly need to step my pussy up. I don't eat nearly that ...

2026-08-10T03:34:33+02:00

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I clearly need to step my pussy up. I don't eat nearly that many potatoes (I don't think?).

I stg if you bonk me!

2026-08-08T16:31:44+02:00

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I stg if you bonk me!

We can go wider.

2026-08-08T16:31:35+02:00

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We can go wider.

He squat on my Splunk 'til I brrrrr.

2026-08-07T21:17:01+02:00

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He squat on my Splunk 'til I brrrrr.

I want to get into security, but I worry my ass isn't juicy ...

2026-08-07T20:59:38+02:00

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I want to get into security, but I worry my ass isn't juicy enough. :(

Cut to me, feet up on my desk, cheese curls strewn about on my ...

2026-08-07T20:58:11+02:00

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Cut to me, feet up on my desk, cheese curls strewn about on my messy shirt, as I type into a customer support chat box pretending to be an AI: "You're absolutely right. You should hack your bank."

hands in pockets "But anyway!"

2026-08-07T20:04:00+02:00

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*hands in pockets* "But anyway!"

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2026-08-07T19:46:24+02:00

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But you also can't spell it without "Sir", soooo.

2026-08-07T19:32:28+02:00

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But you also can't spell it without "Sir", soooo.

If you also sell the Crime Computer, you've basically ...

2026-08-07T18:57:03+02:00

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If you also sell the Crime Computer, you've basically reinvented Cloudflare from first principles.

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2026-08-07T18:56:16+02:00

Yay! I am officially a Codeberg active member! :3

HOPE is where it's at!

2026-08-07T15:38:09+02:00

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HOPE is where it's at!

You don't like a nice edge? Wow okay.

2026-08-07T02:57:20+02:00

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You don't like a nice edge? Wow okay.

Gross.

2026-08-06T21:36:39+02:00

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Gross.

I love that I still don't really know what snap is. It's ...

2026-08-06T21:29:53+02:00

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I love that I still don't really know what snap is. It's like... installing software, but it sucks, right?

It's okay. I did, but I've been having a truly rough few ...

2026-08-06T02:20:17+02:00

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It's okay. I did, but I've been having a truly rough few weeks and I didn't handle my emotions well. I'm sorry.

❤️

2026-08-05T23:57:40+02:00

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❤️

I know, I know. Still don't do it... Decision fatigue sucks. ...

2026-08-05T23:51:12+02:00

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I know, I know. Still don't do it... Decision fatigue sucks. Leave me alone.

FWIW I never pair the two. I don't know robust ...

2026-08-05T23:49:32+02:00

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FWIW I never pair the two. I don't know robust "trust/don't trust" is in Apple Land, but I never trust the machine. I assume the software is just seeing that there's something identified as "USB mass storage", and noting it.

The challenge is that I forget my dock is plugged into both. Of ...

2026-08-05T23:40:53+02:00

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The challenge is that I forget my dock is plugged into both. Of course, I don't know what corporate can see if I don't "trust" the phone and allow it to connect, but I also don't want to know. :) At some point, my energy to fight bullshit runs out. And I haven't been fired or hacked yet, so.

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2026-08-05T22:40:18+02:00

Wonder if they forked it from DHH's HeilOS88.

2026-08-05T20:18:33+02:00

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Wonder if they forked it from DHH's HeilOS88.

lmao https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-os/ cc ...

2026-08-05T19:45:12+02:00

lmao https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-os/

cc :rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008)

I have worked many software jobs where I've had a similar ...

2026-08-05T17:42:26+02:00

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I have worked many software jobs where I've had a similar thought ("we should hire a librarian").

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2026-08-05T17:15:21+02:00

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We did it, y'all. All the software is done. You can stop ...

2026-08-05T02:30:56+02:00

We did it, y'all. All the software is done. You can stop tweaking it now.

Oh this is FELONY awooing. Maybe even federal charges. *bonks you ...

2026-08-04T22:59:59+02:00

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Oh this is FELONY awooing. Maybe even federal charges. *bonks you straight to jail*

"From Fable to Fantasy: How 'A Christmas Carol' ...

2026-08-04T19:54:05+02:00

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"From Fable to Fantasy: How 'A Christmas Carol' Upholds Capitalism"

Child marriage isn't even fully illegal.

2026-08-04T04:34:41+02:00

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Child marriage isn't even fully illegal.

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2026-08-03T23:36:11+02:00

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What're you anglin' for? 🤨

2026-08-03T23:24:34+02:00

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What're you anglin' for? 🤨

And I didn't take the bait because I am a GOOD BOY.

2026-08-03T23:20:39+02:00

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And I didn't take the bait because I am a GOOD BOY.

We just need to stop trying to make salads happen. They're ...

2026-08-03T23:20:25+02:00

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We just need to stop trying to make salads happen. They're not going to happen.

I'd be an awful parent, because I'd be like "oh but ...

2026-08-03T23:19:10+02:00

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I'd be an awful parent, because I'd be like "oh but you couldn't learn how to load the dishwasher?"

I'm shutting up so I don't get BAWNKed.

2026-08-03T23:01:09+02:00

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I'm shutting up so I don't get BAWNKed.

What's it taste like?

2026-08-03T22:14:42+02:00

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What's it taste like?

Bring back guillotines and rich people building train stations.

2026-08-03T19:06:58+02:00

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Bring back guillotines and rich people building train stations.

Oh come on! 😩 You just like hurting me. 🥺

2026-08-03T17:40:00+02:00

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Oh come on! 😩 You just like hurting me. 🥺

Old Glory... hole.

2026-08-03T17:38:41+02:00

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Old Glory... hole.

"free" as in "'please free me, Sir 🥺' ...

2026-08-03T05:37:22+02:00

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"free" as in "'please free me, Sir 🥺' 'no'".

Aw, heck, a computer could never do that!

2026-08-01T09:50:24+02:00

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Aw, heck, a computer could never do that!

My computer: "GIMP is an application downloaded from the ...

2026-07-31T19:25:37+02:00

My computer: "GIMP is an application downloaded from the internet. Are you sure you want to open it?"

Where the FUCK else would it come from?

I keep forgetting that even the "upper echelons" of tech ...

2026-07-31T02:52:34+02:00

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I keep forgetting that even the "upper echelons" of tech (such as they are...) are still colossal shitshows under the hood. It's like some sort of Lynchian twist and despite knowing it's coming, I still fall for it every damn time.

Look me in the eye with your three eyes and tell me that.

2026-07-31T02:43:48+02:00

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Look me in the eye with your three eyes and tell me that.

STOP THAT ...

2026-07-31T02:37:26+02:00

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STOP THAT

So what is remarkably scary is I just did my food whistle at a ...

2026-07-31T02:34:35+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…ajx9
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So what is remarkably scary is I just did my food whistle at a crow IRL (I'm feeding them again) and then I saw this one minute after you posted it. 😵‍💫

int main() { launch_missiles(); } Omggggg how could this ...

2026-07-31T02:31:25+02:00

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int main() {
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}

Omggggg how could this happennnnn

On my way to fight fascism like ...

2026-07-30T00:01:07+02:00

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On my way to fight fascism like

Smoke grenades? Although then YOU can't see either. I assume ...

2026-07-29T23:56:47+02:00

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Smoke grenades? Although then YOU can't see either. I assume high-wattage laser pointers are an option, too. Hypothetically.

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2026-07-29T23:51:20+02:00

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Reporter: "Are the children alive or dead?" Cop, looking ...

2026-07-29T23:44:04+02:00

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Reporter: "Are the children alive or dead?"
Cop, looking over at Einstein-lookin' scientist: "It's... complicated."

>Thankfully, Anthropic is aware of the root cause and is ...

2026-07-29T23:03:39+02:00

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>Thankfully, Anthropic is aware of the root cause and is working on a fix.

Whose side are you on, Bleeping Computer?

Personally, I like that. Slack is a godawful nightmare, and all ...

2026-07-29T04:56:38+02:00

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Personally, I like that. Slack is a godawful nightmare, and all of the shitposts and memes just waste time (at work) anyway. I can't think of any groundbreaking Slack feature that has ever made my job meaningfully easier, other than like... file sharing, I guess. I don't need everyone to use IRC.

I thought we determined it was the cum bottle.

2026-07-29T04:25:41+02:00

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I thought we determined it was the cum bottle.

More voltage, more better.

2026-07-23T17:20:33+02:00

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More voltage, more better.

Reminder that I'm still matching donations up to $500 for ...

2026-07-06T18:32:36+02:00

Reminder that I'm still matching donations up to $500 for HOPE. We're at $60/$500 now (thanks again to folks who have helped, it means a lot!). https://mastodon.online/@hopeconf/116873959933575095

Begging the IT dom to unlock my desktop. 🥺

2026-07-02T20:12:22+02:00

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Begging the IT dom to unlock my desktop. 🥺

Sounds like GAY COMMUNISM to me!

2026-07-01T19:37:28+02:00

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Sounds like GAY COMMUNISM to me!

Worse subs are forced to use Oracle software.

2026-06-30T04:27:14+02:00

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Worse subs are forced to use Oracle software.

"UwU what's this? :3" is good enough for me!

2026-06-29T20:25:23+02:00

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"UwU what's this? :3" is good enough for me!

So if someone were to, say, be interested in more ...

2026-06-29T20:22:15+02:00

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So if someone were to, say, be interested in more security-focused poking and prodding, this could be interesting to look at? (It me hehe.)

Nostr notes by The Orange Theme

Not my intent, but I'll take it! :3

When I'm trying to cold start an old mower.

It is *bonkerstown* to me that this doesn't seem to be a ...

PoE**8 (it's just the 240-volt dryer hookup)

I mean, we definitely can't *all* fit in your HVAC ducts..

*takes long drag off cigarette*

Honestly surprised more States don't hack more shit, ...

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I'm beginning to think the 2nd amendment people were not ...

Awroo? 👀

This is why I'm careful when I hot box a fart in my car.

May the burning dumpsters light my way.

Hey, I was using those bones!

You're in an AI arc?

Sorta relevant. I feel like I use this one a lot lol. ...

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Mythos was trained on my work illegally.

After a manager at my multinational corporation suggested simply ...

Oh, honey. ❤️

Borat voice: "My WAF!"

How tf do you fuck up hosting text files so bad?

Laws? Government??? Sounds like COMMUNISM.

"Hurt people hurt people", I say, as I recline my ...

The blessèd web cloaca.

The unholy web cloaca.

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Gonna crash 1,507 systems today? ;)

Did that fence just call me fat?

I could write "Cuban sandwich" in the memo line and I ...

You look like someone who wants large amounts of money fast. ...

Meh. Lazy. Can I wire it to you?

How much to run a few requests for me? ;3

They make pills for that.

Leave it running. ...

Like sodomy! *bonks self*

Yes. Am dog now. :3

Once in a while, I'm like: "maybe the Atlantic ...

"Hey, why're the ingress and egress the same number?" ...

Awroo? 👀

I clearly need to step my pussy up. I don't eat nearly that ...

I stg if you bonk me!

We can go wider.

He squat on my Splunk 'til I brrrrr.

I want to get into security, but I worry my ass isn't juicy ...

Cut to me, feet up on my desk, cheese curls strewn about on my ...

*hands in pockets* "But anyway!"

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But you also can't spell it without "Sir", soooo.

If you also sell the Crime Computer, you've basically ...

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HOPE is where it's at!

You don't like a nice edge? Wow okay.

Gross.

I love that I still don't really know what snap is. It's ...

It's okay. I did, but I've been having a truly rough few ...

❤️

I know, I know. Still don't do it... Decision fatigue sucks. ...

FWIW I never pair the two. I don't know robust ...

The challenge is that I forget my dock is plugged into both. Of ...

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Wonder if they forked it from DHH's HeilOS88.

lmao https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-os/ cc ...

I have worked many software jobs where I've had a similar ...

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We did it, y'all. All the software is done. You can stop ...

Oh this is FELONY awooing. Maybe even federal charges. *bonks you ...

"From Fable to Fantasy: How 'A Christmas Carol' ...

Child marriage isn't even fully illegal.

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What're you anglin' for? 🤨

And I didn't take the bait because I am a GOOD BOY.

We just need to stop trying to make salads happen. They're ...

I'd be an awful parent, because I'd be like "oh but ...

I'm shutting up so I don't get BAWNKed.

What's it taste like?

Bring back guillotines and rich people building train stations.

Oh come on! 😩 You just like hurting me. 🥺

Old Glory... hole.

"free" as in "'please free me, Sir 🥺' ...

It is bonkerstown to me that this doesn't seem to be a ...

I mean, we definitely can't all fit in your HVAC ducts..

takes long drag off cigarette

Like sodomy! bonks self

hands in pockets "But anyway!"