Nostr notes by Shannon Prickett

Technically, stealing shit out of a cybertruck is allowed under ...

2026-05-07T20:42:08Z

Technically, stealing shit out of a cybertruck is allowed under dumpster-diving protocols.

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2026-04-25T21:23:50Z

Fancy brawling, Sophisticuffs.

A white dude can never be held accountable Therefore a white dude ...

2026-04-24T11:54:35Z

A white dude can never be held accountable

Therefore a white dude must never make a management decision.

Now do billionaires ...

2026-04-24T11:47:08Z

Now do billionaires

https://flipboard.com/@themirror/the-mirror-sl5qf4b2z/-/a-B5jPPrhfQF65kR0D0kTx_g%3Aa%3A1643597903-%2F0

Before you get on your high horse about LLMs, remember when your ...

2026-04-21T16:12:29Z

Before you get on your high horse about LLMs, remember when your boss bought everybody quadcopter drones & made you use them in your job & people all said they hated drones & only flew them because their job made them & then the regulatory agencies couldn’t regulate drones because they were inevitable & no one wanted to be left behind even though drones were killing the oceans to manufacture & operate & so people felt compelled to buy multiple drones to keep up & how that made the world better?

I might be less over-reactive, premature & shrill about ...

2026-04-15T15:06:17Z

I might be less over-reactive, premature & shrill about fascism if others weren’t so interested in being late, polite, & insufficient to the threats.

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2026-04-12T00:44:27Z

Being fancy in a Texas way is AustinTatious.

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2026-04-09T13:21:57Z

Dragons breathing fire but in the sense that fish breathe water.

Congratulations to today’s winners, it’s nice to see you ...

2026-04-08T14:22:11Z

Congratulations to today’s winners, it’s nice to see you finally catch a break.

Getting a refund on Copilot because it entertains me ...

2026-04-08T12:50:02Z

Getting a refund on Copilot because it entertains me insufficiently.

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2026-03-30T19:53:08Z

CivicsSlop.

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2026-03-26T00:31:44Z

Thinking about RavAioli, ravioli pasta stuffed w/ mayonnaise.

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2026-03-22T19:19:15Z

Mea Culpa County, Arizona

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2026-03-19T03:01:50Z

It’s weird that caretakers & caregivers are the same thing.

Steampunk narrative where the recurring bit is someone plummeting ...

2026-03-15T16:44:06Z

Steampunk narrative where the recurring bit is someone plummeting into a heap of difference engines causing their tender to yell “my Babbages!”

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2026-03-11T21:24:22Z

CoPyrite, aka “fool’s code”

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2026-03-09T17:37:38Z

The rude work in mysterious ways.

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2026-03-06T18:43:15Z

Brent Crude is the name I use when wildcatting.

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2026-03-01T03:21:35Z

Larry is short for Larold.

Parasocetamol is not a prescription pain killer & can be ...

2026-02-28T02:11:34Z

Parasocetamol is not a prescription pain killer & can be obtained over the Internet w/o a rx.

When someone has no fucks to give, they are described as ...

2026-02-27T15:30:19Z

When someone has no fucks to give, they are described as ineffable.

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2026-02-26T15:03:43Z

Fuming lucidity.

I don’t do jokes about the Amish online; those I distribute by ...

2026-02-22T13:14:18Z

I don’t do jokes about the Amish online; those I distribute by carrier pigeon.

“Your days are numbered!” Yea thanks, I’ve seen calendars ...

2026-02-20T16:47:27Z

“Your days are numbered!”

Yea thanks, I’ve seen calendars before.

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2026-02-13T18:45:25Z

So NOW is it cool if I hate Wim Wenders?

That’s not what those words mean. ...

2026-02-13T16:58:25Z

That’s not what those words mean.

Waiting for my personal data to depreciate in value so I can ...

2026-02-13T15:57:26Z

Waiting for my personal data to depreciate in value so I can afford to buy it back from the data brokers who stole it from me at auction.

If someone gets real good at self-promotion, eventually ...

2026-02-06T19:51:46Z

If someone gets real good at self-promotion, eventually they'll be their own boss and steal wages from themself.

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2026-02-06T14:44:01Z

Everything can become a PDF (threatening)

We should call it Forever Home Friday when we just don’t go ...

2026-02-06T14:35:36Z

We should call it Forever Home Friday when we just don’t go back to work after the weekend. (You’re not required to stay home.)

Just met a person who told me that their favorite board game of ...

2026-02-04T01:06:01Z

Just met a person who told me that their favorite board game of all time is Risk.

So I pulled out our completed Risk Legacy board & blew their mind. Probably didn't impulse them to run out & get deep in to board games, but it was nice to talk about a shared interest.

I'm about to pay money to not be in Iowa, that's how much ...

2026-02-02T18:35:58Z

I'm about to pay money to not be in Iowa, that's how much I don't want to be in Iowa.

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2026-01-15T18:10:32Z

I changed my mind, bring that cart back around

Fortunately for all concerned, the original barrel of people only ...

2026-01-06T17:18:08Z

Fortunately for all concerned, the original barrel of people only had a few bad apples in it.

“How bad could it be, really?” -me just before finding out ...

2026-01-02T16:16:39Z

“How bad could it be, really?” -me just before finding out how bad it is

I can’t even imagine what Disney’s Aphantasia would look ...

2025-12-31T21:03:35Z

I can’t even imagine what Disney’s Aphantasia would look like.

An electronic brain which is also an escape artist. I can see why ...

2025-12-22T01:36:26Z

An electronic brain which is also an escape artist. I can see why he's intrigued.

Put me down for the 'less OK w/' position re: AI in video ...

2025-12-16T18:20:55Z

Put me down for the 'less OK w/' position re: AI in video games

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2025-12-16T14:43:23Z

Arbitrary rules? It sure does

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2025-12-14T16:12:40Z

Open Artificial Intelligence reminds me of the Holy Roman Empire.

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2025-11-27T15:13:31Z

You must construct additional axioms.

A variable which is declared yokel may know the names of other ...

2025-11-22T23:24:25Z

A variable which is declared yokel may know the names of other variables but not comprehend their locations or values.

“Your safety & the safety of others are v important” ...

2025-11-06T19:20:39Z

“Your safety & the safety of others are v important”

Listen, man(ual), that’s just, like, your opinion.

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2025-11-03T23:24:01Z

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Farah, ferrous-favoring ferocity.

2025-11-03T23:22:35Z

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Farah, ferrous-favoring ferocity.

It bugs me that 'magnetic' is used where ...

2025-11-03T23:17:56Z

It bugs me that 'magnetic' is used where 'ferrous' is meant.

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2025-11-03T13:53:27Z

Despoiled means the same thing as fresh.

Facts don’t need reasons, I guess. ...

2025-11-02T17:49:14Z

Facts don’t need reasons, I guess.

Is it? ...

2025-10-31T17:29:15Z

Is it?

After you get married, it’s more accurate to call it a wedded ...

2025-10-29T13:43:29Z

After you get married, it’s more accurate to call it a wedded ring.

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2025-10-27T17:54:33Z

Forward looking means the same thing as facetious.

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2025-10-27T14:19:15Z

“Breaking” is just how old people say “Today I Learned”

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2025-10-27T14:01:48Z

If you get hired in the Fediverse, you get hired in real life.

Slapping a “I bought it before I knew he was crazy” sticker ...

2025-10-25T22:16:06Z

Slapping a “I bought it before I knew he was crazy” sticker on my Ford because why should Elon get all the attention for being a Nazi when Henry did it earlier.

“It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about” is extrovert ...

2025-10-22T20:24:47Z

“It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about” is extrovert propaganda.

I’m going to need everyone to stop answering their phone when ...

2025-10-17T16:05:01Z

I’m going to need everyone to stop answering their phone when someone calls, it’s creating unrealistic expectations in people who call me.

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2025-10-12T19:45:07Z

ICMP is the Insane Clown Messaging Protocol

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2025-10-11T12:44:58Z

Who even am I w/o caffeine in my system.

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2025-10-09T16:28:16Z

Funk Loving Criminals.

When I’m big mad, I tell people to eat shit & live. I want ...

2025-10-08T03:08:17Z

When I’m big mad, I tell people to eat shit & live. I want them remembering the taste of turds for years.

Antidisneystablishmentarianism is the heretical belief that the ...

2025-10-05T16:45:21Z

Antidisneystablishmentarianism is the heretical belief that the Disney Corporation should not, in fact, own exclusive rights to every story in existence.

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2025-09-27T12:42:31Z

AWS customers use SG (¡Sabado Gigante!) to manage networks.

How does the Fediverse feel about Banksy? Well he’s no Joan ...

2025-09-21T12:26:48Z

How does the Fediverse feel about Banksy? Well he’s no Joan Mastodon, that’s for sure. But so few people are.

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2025-09-19T12:33:26Z

Deleted a uspol draft because I made myself angry reading it.

Are the iOS26 app icons askew? Or are you just holding it wrong, ...

2025-09-17T16:39:55Z

Are the iOS26 app icons askew? Or are you just holding it wrong, again?

Don’t settle for a midlife crisis; you deserve an epiclife ...

2025-09-14T14:47:17Z

Don’t settle for a midlife crisis; you deserve an epiclife crisis.

Pink Pony Club is a cautionary tale about Chappell’s descent ...

2025-09-13T22:44:04Z

Pink Pony Club is a cautionary tale about Chappell’s descent into the nightmarish world of My Little Pony fandom

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2025-09-06T12:08:59Z

Every peak which I can name is part of the Appellation Mountains.

Orienting the map by putting North at 112• degrees because fuck ...

2025-09-05T13:24:19Z

Orienting the map by putting North at 112• degrees because fuck your normative compass.

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2025-08-30T15:02:22Z

Artistically declined.

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2025-08-30T14:40:24Z

Do not fall for scammers on Mastodon. Fall for me. I’m cuter.

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2025-08-26T16:19:49Z

Nerds love to submit to a fandom.

Don't drop awe. Take it pass/fail.

2025-08-26T16:16:37Z

Don't drop awe.

Take it pass/fail.

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2025-08-22T13:50:50Z

The greatest threat to unhoused people are the housed unpeople.

The grossest porn is the stuff w/o AltText. Get it together, ...

2025-08-22T13:02:55Z

The grossest porn is the stuff w/o AltText. Get it together, perverts. Accessibility is sexy.

If you don't want me to take your remarks the wrong way, ...

2025-08-22T12:45:16Z

If you don't want me to take your remarks the wrong way, maybe don't admit that you're advocating for a devil up front.

I would definitely go back to the job which replaced me w/ AI. ...

2025-08-21T13:15:47Z

I would definitely go back to the job which replaced me w/ AI. I’m sure the person responsible for the fuck up is super bummed about their bonus not being bigger.

Economics were invented so that governments could kill their own ...

2025-08-20T19:55:42Z

Economics were invented so that governments could kill their own citizens w/o getting their hands messy.

General & Special hospitals have the same relationship that ...

2025-08-20T13:34:35Z

General & Special hospitals have the same relationship that General & Special relativity have.

Could the AI ,,coders,, please hurry up & leave me behind? ...

2025-08-19T15:49:32Z

Could the AI ,,coders,, please hurry up & leave me behind?

I’m so tired of fixing their whoopsies.

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2025-08-18T02:07:50Z

Proportional misrepresentation.

The journey from relentless to resentless is further than lexical ...

2025-08-12T16:43:28Z

The journey from relentless to resentless is further than lexical distance alone might calculate.

> Due to fluctuating global shipping rates, we willbe charging ...

2025-08-11T17:22:07Z

> Due to fluctuating global shipping rates, we willbe charging shipping fees at a later date.

w/ the only option being [Sounds good!] is some bullshit.

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2025-08-08T15:31:13Z

Happy International Female Orgasm Day to those who observe.

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2025-08-07T21:19:25Z

It’s actually Boost for Favs, _AltText_ for Reach.

Finally a useful pie chart in #ChicagoLand. ...

2025-08-06T13:01:29Z

Finally a useful pie chart in #ChicagoLand.

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2025-08-04T18:25:37Z

I would like to be lured in to the dark world of the mangosphere.

A risk in doing onion routing topologies is that it’s easy to ...

2025-08-02T00:54:42Z

A risk in doing onion routing topologies is that it’s easy to encounter memory leeks.

Refusing to call Powdered Coffee “instant” coffee because my ...

2025-07-27T13:21:31Z

Refusing to call Powdered Coffee “instant” coffee because my time has value to me.

My favorite thing autowreck does regularly is, anytime I ...

2025-07-25T13:22:19Z

My favorite thing autowreck does regularly is, anytime I highlight the word Fediverse, it tells me: no replacements found.

You ain’t kidding, ,,AI,,

Congratulations on your recent achievement of a personal best for ...

2025-07-23T04:29:18Z

Congratulations on your recent achievement of a personal best for longest time existing on Earth by a you. Keep it up, records are made for breaking.

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2025-07-17T17:04:39Z

If hot beverages are scary, consider adding coward ice.

Prefixing my “go fuck yourself” response w/ “please” ...

2025-07-14T17:08:37Z

Prefixing my “go fuck yourself” response w/ “please” because there’s no need to be hostile in the work place.

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2025-07-09T17:03:18Z

No, birds ARE real; it’s eggs which are fake.

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2025-06-28T14:39:02Z

Policed people police people.

"Earth on sale for only $30" ... still more than I'd ...

2025-06-19T16:14:15Z

"Earth on sale for only $30"

... still more than I'd pay for it.

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2025-06-02T16:54:17Z

When the job lets you dig your own hole, that’s re-moat work.

Real nature lovers prove it by shooting up the signage naming the ...

2025-05-30T14:34:18Z

Real nature lovers prove it by shooting up the signage naming the place.

Watching a mom suit up in driving gloves before getting behind ...

2025-05-23T17:25:58Z

Watching a mom suit up in driving gloves before getting behind the wheel of a stroller.

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2025-05-22T14:16:21Z

Imagine being Elon Musk's favorite author.