Nostr notes by Rickety Cricket

when do we start seeing Marco Rubio memes where he has a grey ...

2026-05-22T20:26:26+02:00

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when do we start seeing Marco Rubio memes where he has a grey streak in his hair?

I had one a couple of days ago in middle Tennessee. ...

2026-05-07T02:55:35+02:00

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I had one a couple of days ago in middle Tennessee.

they all responded like this wasn’t their first time doing ...

2026-05-06T21:32:07+02:00

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they all responded like this wasn’t their first time doing this.

I guess they finally stopped cutting corners.

2026-05-03T01:31:27+02:00

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I guess they finally stopped cutting corners.

sounds like something a child rapist would do…

2026-05-02T20:58:20+02:00

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sounds like something a child rapist would do…

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2026-05-01T13:42:04+02:00

Did you ever leave or receive May Day Baskets as a kid?

you eat better in your truck than most Americans in their home.

2026-05-01T03:09:19+02:00

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you eat better in your truck than most Americans in their home.

how many jeets get all my info if I download and log into that ...

2026-04-29T21:56:01+02:00

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how many jeets get all my info if I download and log into that app?

I love this stock photo where it looks like Thomas is about to ...

2026-04-29T21:54:30+02:00

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I love this stock photo where it looks like Thomas is about to slap the shit out of Sotomayor.

so few brown people back in the 80’s, according to AI.

2026-04-29T02:43:56+02:00

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so few brown people back in the 80’s, according to AI.

I just woke up, apparently I slept through 9 world wars. Glad we ...

2026-04-28T16:47:25+02:00

I just woke up, apparently I slept through 9 world wars. Glad we made it, sad I had to be informed by a Somali pirate grifter after my long sleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_6vgNWfAOg

so the Cubs and White Sox don’t play afternoon games if it hits ...

2026-04-28T16:35:02+02:00

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so the Cubs and White Sox don’t play afternoon games if it hits 80? Oh the city will probably allow them to play since they need the revenue.

even is whatever shithole that is it still looks like union ...

2026-04-28T13:41:15+02:00

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even is whatever shithole that is it still looks like union labor. One dude working and 7 managers watching. The dudes on the other side are gonna be late getting home for dinner, by a few months.

Just reviewed a resume where the applicant included “Who’s ...

2026-04-27T20:48:30+02:00

Just reviewed a resume where the applicant included “Who’s Who in America, 2011 edition” under Achievements. This dude has a PhD in Aerospace Engineering with nearly 20 years of experience and felt he needed to add that.

do you ask all the doctors you interact with what elementary, ...

2026-04-27T18:45:59+02:00

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do you ask all the doctors you interact with what elementary, middle and high school they attended? That seems odd. I’m almost certain there are no homeschool programs that produce MDs. Since being a Resident is named so because they used to reside in the hospital.

no life jacket was a smart move for the gene pool. If Louis ...

2026-04-26T00:37:40+02:00

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no life jacket was a smart move for the gene pool. If Louis Vuitton made one maybe she would have worn it?

wonder why his dad’s not speaking up? ...

2026-04-24T20:23:03+02:00

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wonder why his dad’s not speaking up?

Title 13 of the United Sates code says they can fine you up to ...

2026-04-24T04:25:23+02:00

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Title 13 of the United Sates code says they can fine you up to $5k for not completing the census. “You don’t have to”, but you can be fined. https://legalclarity.org/13-usc-census-laws-privacy-and-penalties/

those ladders get sketchy one you get above the hinge.

2026-04-23T02:22:23+02:00

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those ladders get sketchy one you get above the hinge.

I’m about to revoke my citizenship and just live illegally and ...

2026-04-22T19:35:13+02:00

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I’m about to revoke my citizenship and just live illegally and grift. Stop paying taxes and live like a king. It’s proven to work and anyone pointing out my illegal acts is a racist fascist asshole who now owes me more money.

NE bracket is going to be a real chest match.

2026-04-20T18:23:48+02:00

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NE bracket is going to be a real chest match.

He really took one for the team on the Democrat gun control ...

2026-04-16T18:05:29+02:00

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He really took one for the team on the Democrat gun control narrative.

I understand that reselling is a business but when bots buy all ...

2026-04-16T15:36:56+02:00

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I understand that reselling is a business but when bots buy all the tickets and resell for 180%% that’s horseshit. There needs to be a window for actual purchases, then after 10 days or so bots can buy the unsold tickets. Or get an actual ticket booth and let the people camp out again. That’s what made us strong and meet weird people.

this is why I don’t live in the city. My neighbor would help me ...

2026-04-15T15:16:00+02:00

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this is why I don’t live in the city. My neighbor would help me dig a hole, if you know what I mean.

try that in New York and watch the street urchins shoot each ...

2026-04-14T18:55:21+02:00

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try that in New York and watch the street urchins shoot each other over it.

I’ll give it a run

2026-04-14T04:17:41+02:00

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I’ll give it a run

Is this some Mastodon spam/scam? ...

2026-04-14T04:16:42+02:00

Is this some Mastodon spam/scam?

Wild Turkey 101 has become my sipping bourbon of choice. A ...

2026-04-14T04:11:37+02:00

Wild Turkey 101 has become my sipping bourbon of choice. A product worth more than its price point.

where are their kids?

2026-04-12T19:48:55+02:00

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where are their kids?

taking a shit in private on a porcelain toilet. Then a shower, ...

2026-04-11T02:51:00+02:00

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taking a shit in private on a porcelain toilet. Then a shower, beer and a steak.

probably living like a king in whatever shithole is retreated to.

2026-04-10T20:54:37+02:00

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probably living like a king in whatever shithole is retreated to.

Wife and decided to pull the kid out of public school and begin ...

2026-04-10T20:53:20+02:00

Wife and decided to pull the kid out of public school and begin the home schooling. This is going to be an undertaking for the wife but it will be the best outcome for our kid. Public schools are out of control and the teachers are horrible.

https://youtu.be/dlT5xr5o7E4?si=RguoAPotif5rumNC

2026-04-08T21:27:08+02:00

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https://youtu.be/dlT5xr5o7E4?si=RguoAPotif5rumNC

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2026-04-07T12:25:25+02:00

Why do smoke detectors batteries only die at 3am?

hood rats and their families. They’re treating this like a ...

2026-04-07T04:14:20+02:00

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hood rats and their families. They’re treating this like a garbage man getting shot picking up trash on his local route. “He was just out earning his money and that lady shot him.”

I know, when did they start singing “Lift Every Voice and ...

2026-04-06T21:48:43+02:00

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I know, when did they start singing “Lift Every Voice and Sing” before all these sporting events?

Imagine being stuck in a box truck going 1200 mph for 5 days with ...

2026-04-06T20:59:15+02:00

Imagine being stuck in a box truck going 1200 mph for 5 days with a broken shitter. I bet someone is contemplating opening a window in space for some fresh air.

my local Waffle House is cool. I’ve sent bacon back that was ...

2026-04-06T03:48:41+02:00

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my local Waffle House is cool. I’ve sent bacon back that was friend to a crumbly mess with no issues. The felon working the grill just fired up two more strips, no fights. And you can watch to make sure they’re not spitting on your food.

hey jiggle tits, just give me the fucking fries I ordered.

2026-04-06T03:22:18+02:00

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hey jiggle tits, just give me the fucking fries I ordered.

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2026-04-04T21:54:14+02:00

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40% tip? I hope this was a massage with a happy ending.

2026-04-04T21:22:49+02:00

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40% tip? I hope this was a massage with a happy ending.

I’m about to indulge in my adult juice box from Aldi. ...

2026-04-04T20:58:39+02:00

I’m about to indulge in my adult juice box from Aldi.

Rufus has his own YouTube channel. I’ve watched a few videos ...

2026-04-04T14:26:03+02:00

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Rufus has his own YouTube channel. I’ve watched a few videos where he gets bribed with oatmeal cream pies. https://youtube.com/@brentrufus479?si=LZybgivw0ibHCZra

sooo hot! ...

2026-04-02T18:14:05+02:00

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sooo hot!

OPSEC 🤷‍♂️ Half Price Lap Dance. Some decisions are ...

2026-03-31T18:18:57+02:00

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OPSEC 🤷‍♂️ Half Price Lap Dance. Some decisions are tough.

I’m sure there’s a catholic prayer room in Mecca…

2026-03-30T23:29:27+02:00

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I’m sure there’s a catholic prayer room in Mecca…

if a protester was truly kicked by a horse they would not longer ...

2026-03-30T22:24:48+02:00

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if a protester was truly kicked by a horse they would not longer have to pretend they have a handicap.

Tom Selleck was offered the role of Indiana Jones by Spielberg ...

2026-03-28T00:49:15+01:00

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Tom Selleck was offered the role of Indiana Jones by Spielberg but turned it down to focus on Magnum PI.

Anyone know a credible watchmaker or horologist who works on ...

2026-03-26T20:21:44+01:00

Anyone know a credible watchmaker or horologist who works on automatic watches from the late 1960’s to early 1970’s? Specifically Zodiac and Seiko watches?

don’t know, but I would guess it was not random. It may be ...

2026-03-26T20:08:37+01:00

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don’t know, but I would guess it was not random. It may be similar to any military base in the world, it’s full of civilians and families. Target a road leading in/out of a base and you just targeted a bunch of kids and families (and the military traffic hauling long range missiles).

leave them alone and they will self destruct in a matter of hours ...

2026-03-26T19:41:49+01:00

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leave them alone and they will self destruct in a matter of hours or days, depending on what was selected. So kind of like deterring people and/or vehicles from an area like minefields do.

placing the Quran on the floor is a no-go for the true believers. ...

2026-03-26T14:55:46+01:00

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placing the Quran on the floor is a no-go for the true believers. The kids are probably dead already.

glad you are ok. I looked up the beet powder and by everything I ...

2026-03-25T20:37:23+01:00

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glad you are ok. I looked up the beet powder and by everything I read it should be great stuff. I hope all is well at your upcoming appt.

is “beet root powder” code for cocaine?

2026-03-25T18:06:31+01:00

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is “beet root powder” code for cocaine?

one having been married to Dennis Rodman weighed heavily on my ...

2026-03-24T19:13:11+01:00

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one having been married to Dennis Rodman weighed heavily on my decision.

that’s a lot of puddin pops.

2026-03-24T14:59:44+01:00

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that’s a lot of puddin pops.

which side of Asheville? I26 between Asheville and Hendersonville ...

2026-03-20T00:27:14+01:00

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which side of Asheville? I26 between Asheville and Hendersonville has been fucked for decades.

how has my daily junk mail not slowed or stopped? They have to be ...

2026-03-19T18:50:05+01:00

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how has my daily junk mail not slowed or stopped? They have to be the only thing propping up the USPS right now.

was she looking at the right kid?

2026-03-18T21:22:34+01:00

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was she looking at the right kid?

Shaquilla O’neil is holding her own.

2026-03-14T23:27:01+01:00

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Shaquilla O’neil is holding her own.

did I catch the smoke detector beeping or was that his shoes ...

2026-03-13T14:52:46+01:00

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did I catch the smoke detector beeping or was that his shoes squeaking on the floor?

this happened a decade ago. ...

2026-03-09T23:55:36+01:00

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this happened a decade ago. https://www.11alive.com/article/features/trending-today/man-loses-leg-after-shooting-lawn-mower-full-of-explosives/85-99971283

ever see the theory that Bill Burr and Billy Corgan are brothers? ...

2026-03-06T19:52:24+01:00

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ever see the theory that Bill Burr and Billy Corgan are brothers? I guess the story is that Billy Corgan’s dad was a traveling musician who got around.

Just wait 6 months until everyone on the internet is talking ...

2026-03-03T18:32:26+01:00

Just wait 6 months until everyone on the internet is talking about Zoroastrianism.

unfortunately he’s probably the only one who really cares about ...

2026-02-26T04:24:48+01:00

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unfortunately he’s probably the only one who really cares about the elementary school system in his district.

does it have an auto clean setting? I can only imagine what’s ...

2026-02-24T16:41:32+01:00

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does it have an auto clean setting? I can only imagine what’s growing inside after he’s had it for a week. It’s probably living, but not a baby. That will be the next fungus STD these incels spread to themselves.

am I standing giving my order and getting my food? Did they ...

2026-02-22T01:12:51+01:00

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am I standing giving my order and getting my food? Did they actually serve me or just take my order and flip the screen around? The Chinese place I get take out from automatically applies a tip in the website site when ordering. I drop it to zero, it’s takeout, I’m walking and grabbing food, what am I tipping for? The only thing the tip might provide is less spit in my food.

2026 is going to be a record year. It seems research went into ...

2026-02-20T19:08:11+01:00

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2026 is going to be a record year. It seems research went into many lists this year.

I read this in high school and fell in love with Bierce. A good ...

2026-02-19T12:51:35+01:00

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I read this in high school and fell in love with Bierce. A good screen writer could pick up any of his short stories and make a great movie that would top the garbage coming out of Hollywood today.

Saw a dude picking up a two day old roadkill beaver on the way to ...

2026-02-18T16:05:28+01:00

Saw a dude picking up a two day old roadkill beaver on the way to work. I’m guessing for the pelt, $20 is $20.

they used them in Afghanistan and Iraq. The altitude was great ...

2026-02-16T21:51:49+01:00

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they used them in Afghanistan and Iraq. The altitude was great for long range cameras and radio antennas.

just a dude who spent a few decades in the army.

2026-02-16T21:48:34+01:00

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just a dude who spent a few decades in the army.

I used to ride in a lot of helicopters.

2026-02-16T21:39:25+01:00

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I used to ride in a lot of helicopters.

depending on elevation they can autorotate and gently crash. ...

2026-02-16T21:29:53+01:00

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depending on elevation they can autorotate and gently crash. Unless it’s a chinook, then you just crash.

this is what happens when customers throw hands because the ...

2026-02-16T21:28:02+01:00

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this is what happens when customers throw hands because the restaurant ran out of nuggets.

this has to be AI. Only for the fact she’s every bit of 3 bills ...

2026-02-16T19:27:09+01:00

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this has to be AI. Only for the fact she’s every bit of 3 bills and with the g force on that pendulum there is no way she could hold on. For that to be real Sheila the Buffalo must be able to do multiple pull-ups.

as well as her tattooed eyebrows

2026-02-15T13:15:48+01:00

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as well as her tattooed eyebrows

slow arc, I finished all 4 available episodes last night and ...

2026-02-13T20:10:58+01:00

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slow arc, I finished all 4 available episodes last night and I’m in for the 5th. I will see how this plays out and if it’s worth my time to continue.

The wife told me to watch A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms last ...

2026-02-13T16:28:37+01:00

The wife told me to watch A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms last night. So after a few episodes I start thinking this Egg kid looks familiar. Then my mind starts drifting and I realize, there is no spoon.

I should now be on the board. ...

2026-02-11T21:21:21+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…pxyx
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I should now be on the board. https://people.com/james-van-der-beek-dawsons-creek-star-dies-at-48-8754227

It was a beautiful day today in Middle Tennessee. I dropped the ...

2026-02-10T00:42:04+01:00

It was a beautiful day today in Middle Tennessee. I dropped the top and blasted Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers on the drive home from work.

I can’t wait for the NAS community discussion on how long folks ...

2025-10-26T22:44:35+01:00

I can’t wait for the NAS community discussion on how long folks hold out turning on their heat this winter. The high this week is 61 in my neck of the woods.

yes, it started a while ago.

2025-10-03T16:35:54+02:00

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yes, it started a while ago.

jalapeño cheese was once the highest tier of MRE bartering. You ...

2025-09-30T22:26:11+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…yend
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jalapeño cheese was once the highest tier of MRE bartering. You have to kneed the shit out of it but it has value.

Now that I’m no longer working from home and now in a ...

2025-09-29T17:59:25+02:00

Now that I’m no longer working from home and now in a professional office, I’m shaving everyday. I just ordered two years of razor blades for $10. Wet shaving with a decent double edge safety razor was good enough for my grandpa it’s good enough for me. I shaved daily like this for my last 10 years in the army. In the field and while deployed.

I was not planning on watching the Super Bowl and this is not ...

2025-09-29T17:09:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…xt4m
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I was not planning on watching the Super Bowl and this is not drawing me in to watch it. Why do people burn their own ships?

the old generation MREs had those then they went to the “tear ...

2025-09-25T13:45:19+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…95ar
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the old generation MREs had those then they went to the “tear the corner sauce packet” style. If that MRE was packed after 2010 I’m surprised.

why is he wearing a shower cap?

2025-09-13T15:34:54+02:00

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why is he wearing a shower cap?

it’s like his 15th arrest, you think this one’s gonna stick? ...

2025-09-09T17:28:19+02:00

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it’s like his 15th arrest, you think this one’s gonna stick? He will be on the streets again, and vocal about the injustice of a racially driven judicial system trying to keep a black thug criminal murder down. People need to stay strapped, stay off their phones in public and remain situationally aware. No one’s coming for us, we have to figure this out on our own. If that was my daughter I would already be on the hunt. The older I get the shorter the life sentence gets.

Going to see Eric Clapton tonight, better late than never. I’ve ...

2025-09-08T18:36:55+02:00

Going to see Eric Clapton tonight, better late than never. I’ve wanted to see him in concert since I was 10 or so.

I bet it’s Pho King good food. ...

2025-09-03T23:35:42+02:00

I bet it’s Pho King good food.

Got the shitter truck at the house pumping the septic tank. How ...

2025-08-19T16:13:08+02:00

Got the shitter truck at the house pumping the septic tank. How do you end up in this line of work?

On Tuesday the wife had a biopsy on a lump in her titty and we ...

2025-08-08T01:22:20+02:00

On Tuesday the wife had a biopsy on a lump in her titty and we just got the call that it is benign. It’s been a rough few weeks from discovery to just getting the biopsy. I’m glad that is over.

It’s 2025 and we still think we can manipulate the sun to ...

2025-03-06T15:55:05+01:00

It’s 2025 and we still think we can manipulate the sun to change the amount of daylight by changing the time in our clocks.

I think she would do well prioritizing Somalia in Somalia.

2025-03-06T13:50:49+01:00

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I think she would do well prioritizing Somalia in Somalia.

I knew it was Mark Hamill all along.

2025-01-22T12:45:32+01:00

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I knew it was Mark Hamill all along.

I’m well aware and high respect for the Navy’s Men’s ...

2024-11-11T02:35:52+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…0h08
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I’m well aware and high respect for the Navy’s Men’s Department. The brotherhood in the Army will never match the Marine Corps. A Marien will die in a bar fight for another Marine they did not know.

Happy Birthday to all the Marines in here. ...

2024-11-11T02:09:25+01:00

Happy Birthday to all the Marines in here.

this bad boy took the tour of Tennessee. ...

2024-09-11T12:45:05+02:00

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this bad boy took the tour of Tennessee.

I currently have 13 that run in the fenced in yard. It’s only a ...

2024-08-31T22:40:12+02:00

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I currently have 13 that run in the fenced in yard. It’s only a matter of time before a hawk finds them and cleans me out.