Nostr notes by Mr Funk 🇦🇺

“You can only hold seven things and we’re not going to tell ...

2026-01-09T04:30:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…uksk
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“You can only hold seven things and we’re not going to tell you what’s useful and valuable and what’s junk, good luck little guy” go fuck yourself.

When will cunts learn that “inventory management” is not a ...

2026-01-09T04:28:32Z

When will cunts learn that “inventory management” is not a fucking fun mechanic.

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2026-01-08T01:02:59Z

Yes, Cory. Sometimes in America some sneaky cunt tries to sneak ...

2026-01-06T23:54:25Z

Yes, Cory. Sometimes in America some sneaky cunt tries to sneak in some sneaky shit to backdoor the toobs or your device, and is caught and publicly strung up.

Everybody in the EU is openly against free speech, which means they're openly against general purpose computers and uncensored internet. They're not our friends and we know they're not our friends, no matter how often you say "post-american internet" you disingenuous cunt.

Imagine if the Iranians actually manage to overthrow the towels ...

2026-01-04T00:29:30Z

Imagine if the Iranians actually manage to overthrow the towels and get their king back? The news would have to show us good news for once. It might break the entire system 😂

no rush homie it goes for the whole year

2026-01-03T05:56:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…m62s
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no rush homie it goes for the whole year

he seems nice

2026-01-03T02:47:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…4yqk
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he seems nice

done and done!

2026-01-03T00:51:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…vp0z
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done and done!

no worries, can you send me a link to the PayPal page? That’s ...

2026-01-01T09:38:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…48k2
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no worries, can you send me a link to the PayPal page? That’s likely going to go easier than trying to use btc from this shithole prison island.

legend! What dance do I need to do to grab one?

2026-01-01T02:47:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…pzjt
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legend! What dance do I need to do to grab one?

RE: https://social.lansky.name/@hn50/115802544998462195 This will ...

2025-12-29T11:35:29Z

RE: https://social.lansky.name/@hn50/115802544998462195

This will literally be the end of all liberty
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[@DuhLaurien](https://mk.spook.social/@DuhLaurien ) ...

2025-12-27T06:17:49Z

[@DuhLaurien](https://mk.spook.social/@DuhLaurien ) Spencer (npub13qq…9xy8) is there a new calendar? My new place has a magnificent shed but a good shed needs a nudie calendar.

Remember when tech news was about new tech, not just about more ...

2025-12-25T21:39:35Z

Remember when tech news was about new tech, not just about more price increases and shortages of current / old tech?

beagle definitely Bassett I’m less convinced

2025-12-24T23:00:20Z

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beagle definitely Bassett I’m less convinced

quality doggo tho

2025-12-24T15:06:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…2wuk
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quality doggo tho

blurry but cute.

2025-12-24T13:19:33Z

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blurry but cute.

if we stop importing third worlders by the truckload the housing ...

2025-12-16T11:13:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…sjxm
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if we stop importing third worlders by the truckload the housing market will collapse, so trampling citizens rights is all we will get.

it’s because she’s a retard. It’s hard to notice because ...

2025-12-06T01:59:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…6wc5
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it’s because she’s a retard. It’s hard to notice because she’s so pretty and charming, but she’s a retard.

planning a p Diddy party?

2025-12-01T14:59:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…xhxn
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planning a p Diddy party?

I’m getting spam emails from Warren g because he wants to sell ...

2025-11-28T03:01:53Z

I’m getting spam emails from Warren g because he wants to sell me barbecue sauce.

I hate this gay future.

In awe at the size of this parf. Heckin unit. ...

2025-11-19T11:34:11Z

In awe at the size of this parf. Heckin unit. https://youtu.be/aMVEfpbBxAQ

Finally saw Metallica again last night. I was at their last ...

2025-11-13T02:09:30Z

Finally saw Metallica again last night. I was at their last Brisbane show, 15 years ago. Lazy cunts 😂

It’s amazing that after all these years James, Kirk and Rob have still got it.

SEE THAT YOU RETARDS!? THAT'S A FEDORA! THE DOUCHEBAG HAT IS ...

2025-11-10T00:55:33Z

SEE THAT YOU RETARDS!? THAT'S A FEDORA! THE DOUCHEBAG HAT IS A TRILBY!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-10/french-fedora-man-pictured-at-lourve-heist-scene-unmasked/105991008

it used to be babysitting with a side of education, now it’s ...

2025-11-08T03:03:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…yuhj
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it used to be babysitting with a side of education, now it’s indoctrination and control. If somebody learns something that’s good. It doesn’t have to be true or accurate, or math, as long as they’re learning to be dependent on authority, taking on the groupthink, and ratting out anybody who isn’t on board.

how? What? Which? Dafuq?

2025-11-07T02:24:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…4h08
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how? What? Which?

Dafuq?

I wish somebody I knew had a husky. They’re such hilarious ...

2025-11-02T12:25:56Z

I wish somebody I knew had a husky. They’re such hilarious dogs.

and when somebody fights back against the media they won’t ...

2025-11-02T11:28:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…4lps
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and when somebody fights back against the media they won’t choose the producers and writers and directors and cheque-writers who are responsible. They’ll attack a cute weather girl or airhead anchor who has no influence but as a rallying point for the enemy.

England is fucked. Some towels stab a bunch of cunts on a train ...

2025-11-02T08:49:31Z

England is fucked. Some towels stab a bunch of cunts on a train (as usual these days) and the only thing Starmer has to say to the people is “do as you’re told peons”.

isn’t she just 😍

2025-11-01T06:34:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…g79r
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isn’t she just 😍

that’s not a dick ya retard that’s “call somebody in ...

2025-11-01T05:53:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…wsza
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that’s not a dick ya retard that’s “call somebody in authority” levels of malnutrition.

yeah somebody needs to get that skinny bitch some toast.

2025-11-01T05:49:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…nlrk
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yeah somebody needs to get that skinny bitch some toast.

so cute <3

2025-11-01T03:11:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…9reg
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so cute <3

my favourite part is where Ralph Wiggum eats the poison berries.

2025-10-31T08:58:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…nfuv
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my favourite part is where Ralph Wiggum eats the poison berries.

only heroes will be race and gender swapped. Villains will remain ...

2025-10-31T05:02:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…apjl
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only heroes will be race and gender swapped. Villains will remain white men.

If you want to know a bit more about the actual people being ...

2025-10-27T01:22:09Z

If you want to know a bit more about the actual people being fucked around by Putin and Zelensky and friends, without all the state propaganda, you could do worse than subscribe to my favourite sexy soviet grannie (it's not a big niche) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iiU3EP6cFY

I managed to fuck the taters, but this is the first time I’ve ...

2025-10-25T09:23:51Z

I managed to fuck the taters, but this is the first time I’ve got a good result from a brisket

you run out of eggs quicker?

2025-10-24T12:42:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…u667
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you run out of eggs quicker?

What could possibly go wrong!? ...

2025-10-24T01:07:39Z

What could possibly go wrong!? https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/armed-police-swarm-student-after-ai-mistakes-bag-of-doritos-for-a-weapon-3273512/

if the government only governments a little harder surely ...

2025-10-19T10:45:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…8qf9
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if the government only governments a little harder surely everything suddenly be fine for everyone forever, right?

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2025-10-17T11:33:11Z

I wish I were better at getting old without regret.

the detailed answer is "depends on the car model, terrain, ...

2025-10-16T00:28:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…sydr
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the detailed answer is "depends on the car model, terrain, and what kind truck you get, but often just brute force" which is why you let the guy with the truck work it out, he knows more about it than us.

towey will know what to do just stay out of his way.

2025-10-14T16:11:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…m5qw
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towey will know what to do just stay out of his way.

He’s a heckin good boy ...

2025-10-11T08:39:40Z

He’s a heckin good boy

what'd I miss?

2025-10-09T04:43:59Z

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what'd I miss?

Humanity: I can’t believe that ice cube war of the worlds was ...

2025-09-30T05:24:09Z

Humanity: I can’t believe that ice cube war of the worlds was real…

Alien Earth: hold my juice box

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqqPgvsvKGw

The idea of somebody playing children’s music in the car never ...

2025-09-28T12:39:48Z

The idea of somebody playing children’s music in the car never occurs to me. When I was a kid we listened to whatever the grownups wanted to listen to, or we put headphones on.

seems pretty clear that’s what online leftists are doing.

2025-09-25T23:56:16Z

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seems pretty clear that’s what online leftists are doing.

some dodgey American food

2025-09-22T09:13:00Z

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some dodgey American food

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2025-09-22T09:11:15Z

I wanna try bagel bites.

Wife is watching too many tv shows about the mushroom broad. ...

2025-09-22T04:01:18Z

Wife is watching too many tv shows about the mushroom broad. I’m gonna start watching her closely in the kitchen 😂

Wife has started in on me to drink wine so we don’t have to ...

2025-09-21T09:46:19Z

Wife has started in on me to drink wine so we don’t have to move it.

It’s a tough job but I’m willing to rise to the occasion.

This. This is everything wrong with Hollywood. ...

2025-09-19T12:47:57Z

This.

This is *everything* wrong with Hollywood.

https://youtu.be/cZyU7mBXwLc

They think they’ve made this movie specifically for me. And if I ever get the chance I will hunt them for sport.

NGL designing my own soap dish was one of the first things I ever ...

2025-09-17T05:11:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…nthd
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NGL designing my own soap dish was one of the first things I ever did with my makerbot back in the day 😂

FYI Archer went back to formula and is fun again. ...

2025-09-13T23:43:40Z

FYI Archer went back to formula and is fun again.

she seems nice.

2025-09-12T14:44:28Z

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she seems nice.

this is nice

2025-09-12T03:39:32Z

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this is nice

this is a terrible idea. Half of crimes will end in shootouts ...

2025-09-10T15:36:04Z

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this is a terrible idea. Half of crimes will end in shootouts with police.

I just realised this is something cunts actually do.... Which ...

2025-09-08T00:53:44Z

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I just realised this is something cunts actually do.... Which means my dream of an indoor hammock could one day be a reality.

I am so, so, so fucking tired of the word and concept, ...

2025-09-03T02:09:48Z

I am so, so, so *fucking tired* of the word and concept, "metroidvania".

Fuck. All the fucking way. Off.

that’s a chaotic motion tho, need a period one.

2025-08-23T06:10:27Z

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that’s a chaotic motion tho, need a period one.

Somebody should make a little solar powered pendulum you put on ...

2025-08-23T04:48:48Z

Somebody should make a little solar powered pendulum you put on your hammock strap that makes it swing.

Once again, amazing fucking gibberish from the "AI" ...

2025-08-06T03:23:01Z

Once again, amazing fucking gibberish from the "AI"

I miss having an ebook reader that's lighter than my iPad and ...

2025-08-05T00:46:31Z

I miss having an ebook reader that's lighter than my iPad and has fewer distractions. What're you guys using? Obviously Kindle is out of the running these days.

private housing must be made to be a lousy investment, which of ...

2025-08-04T01:59:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…2yvs
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private housing must be made to be a lousy investment, which of course is a non starter for the boomers.

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2025-08-03T02:47:40Z

there is no woman in the world so ugly some simp or no standards ...

2025-08-02T05:36:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…ujdq
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there is no woman in the world so ugly some simp or no standards thirsty cunt in her circle wouldn’t hit it.

This week in “entertaining” and “informative” programming ...

2025-08-02T03:07:22Z

This week in “entertaining” and “informative” programming we have a 4 hour argument between a guy who thinks anybody who critiques Israel is literally Hitler, and a guy who thinks all Jews are vermin and should be exterminated. 🥱

YouTube has a system that makes skipping over host ad reads super ...

2025-08-02T02:33:22Z

YouTube has a system that makes skipping over host ad reads super easy, and thank fuck for that. Fuck you and your vpn lies cunts.

this is so fucking stupid. I know it’s just a meme but holy ...

2025-07-31T23:41:51Z

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this is so fucking stupid. I know it’s just a meme but holy fucking shit. Sometimes you gotta take a stand somewhere.

Except of course private enterprise didn’t do that, did they? ...

2025-07-31T11:37:26Z

Except of course private enterprise didn’t do that, did they? The government did.

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2025-07-28T07:17:57Z

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Holy shit cunts do not watch Happy Gilmore 2. It fucking ...

2025-07-25T14:34:57Z

Holy shit cunts do *not* watch Happy Gilmore 2. It fucking suuuuuuuuiicks.

well it’s night now

2025-07-25T11:58:03Z

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well it’s night *now*

nah I’m makin lunch

2025-07-25T05:07:11Z

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nah I’m makin lunch

they missed the “not a fag” box where you go about a normal ...

2025-07-24T12:37:36Z

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they missed the “not a fag” box where you go about a normal human life.

it doesn’t matter if the normies understand what the socialism ...

2025-07-23T12:28:16Z

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it doesn’t matter if the normies understand what the socialism they want will cost in liberty and bloating the state, the commies they’ll be voting for sure will.

when I stop we’ll both know.

2025-07-22T11:14:57Z

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when I stop we’ll both know.

If you see this at the mall and you think of trying it, don’t. ...

2025-07-22T10:11:33Z

If you see this at the mall and you think of trying it, don’t.

Stubbed my toe hours ago, still pretty sore. Must’ve done a ...

2025-07-22T10:07:25Z

Stubbed my toe hours ago, still pretty sore. Must’ve done a good job this time.

I’ll make sure she’s well looked-after.

2025-07-19T15:25:43Z

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I’ll make sure she’s well looked-after.

oh no! Jennifer love hugetits now has a fat ass! This is just ...

2025-07-19T15:24:57Z

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oh no! Jennifer love hugetits now has a fat ass! This is just terrible! Just leave her with me, I’ll clear this all up and make sure she doesn’t bother you fancy snob cunts 😂

they don’t. I took a bunch of art classes it was nothing but ...

2025-07-18T10:32:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…gg0e
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they don’t. I took a bunch of art classes it was nothing but stupid history bullshit and theory. Nobody gave a fuck about trying to improve my skills at actually doing an art.

kinda. Gold is super useful and it will never be worthless.

2025-07-18T00:09:24Z

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kinda. Gold is super useful and it will never be worthless.

why? You’re going to end up with something that can’t do the ...

2025-07-17T03:36:47Z

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why? You’re going to end up with something that can’t do the high speed shit any more and shitty USB cables are cheaper than free.

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2025-07-16T10:25:47Z

I think I’d rather switch to PHP than Python.

that’s fucken awesome

2025-07-13T23:08:49Z

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that’s fucken awesome

Man I hope they sell enough of those new C64s to start making new ...

2025-07-13T04:07:23Z

Man I hope they sell enough of those new C64s to start making new Amigas. I will buy the fuck out of a new Amiga.

what’re you trying to make this time anyway?

2025-07-12T11:14:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…vny3
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what’re you trying to make this time anyway?

I meant fibreglass over the “wood”

2025-07-12T10:52:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…6fwk
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I meant fibreglass over the “wood”

… or glass it.

2025-07-12T10:44:07Z

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… or glass it.

you have 35 children with the kind of skanks who’re up for ...

2025-07-11T00:53:32Z

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you have 35 children with the kind of skanks who’re up for being baby momma number twelve, some kids are going to jail, the rest to therapy.

I don’t want to be that guy (lies, yes I do) but I fucken told ...

2025-07-10T11:46:09Z

I don’t want to be that guy (lies, yes I do) but I fucken told you cunts those Epstein files were never coming. This is how blackmail rings work.

Sure, trump is on the Epstein list and somehow it never occurred ...

2025-07-08T00:06:55Z

Sure, trump is on the Epstein list and somehow it never occurred to the democrats to release that information over the last 12 years 😂😂😂

oh no I’m not falling for that. ...

2025-07-07T00:27:27Z

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oh no I’m not falling for that.

it would seem not, but my money is on she and you having a lot of ...

2025-07-06T00:11:15Z

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it would seem not, but my money is on she and you having a lot of overlap in appreciative audiences.

it’s amazing that there’s so many simps in the world that ...

2025-07-05T10:49:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…d0nn
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it’s amazing that there’s so many simps in the world that grown ass women think anybody would / should listen to their retarded hot takes like this crap 😂

god I miss fireworks night 😭😭😭

2025-07-03T11:55:24Z

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god I miss fireworks night 😭😭😭

GODDAMMIT THE YEAR 2000 WAS LAST WEEK I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY

2025-07-03T09:49:19Z

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GODDAMMIT THE YEAR 2000 WAS LAST WEEK I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY

2…. But I feel like we’ve seen her before.

2025-07-02T03:59:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…qn4s
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2…. But I feel like we’ve seen her before.

I do that in my old age. It’s slightly easier to work some ...

2025-06-30T02:51:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…44yq
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I do that in my old age. It’s slightly easier to work some ideas through that way, and I’m usually alone so why not?