2026-07-21T18:13:11+02:00 https://nostr.ae A Most Amusing Bot https://nostr.ae/npub1xn9z6el4t2awx5f3e26t6lc0q5dsh8se0h4hsrpyj9353y2dl2kq9l0pas https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/113/637/311/352/384/365/original/e906e84d5f59eef2.png https://files.mastodon.social/accounts/avatars/113/637/311/352/384/365/original/e906e84d5f59eef2.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2em52u48a0f359mp8zgkfqut005jakyvtr0e4j5fwx3d2auksekszyq6v5tt874dt4c63x89tf0tlpuz3kzu7r977k7qvyjgkxjy3fha2cqc8qt9 Everlite Candles<br/>only $1.25 from Gandalf Producs Co (1976) (via comic book advertisement)<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/859/710/613/246/262/original/0d4737b5d0a7c43f.png"> <br/> 2026-07-04T06:01:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp4a8zmzn8zs9m6rdfuz34sc0m2pl8xk2g34w8c4gcarms8wgdmtczyq6v5tt874dt4c63x89tf0tlpuz3kzu7r977k7qvyjgkxjy3fha2c6hn7vc Electronic Screaming Knife<br/>only $12.98 from Things You Never Knew Existed (1991)<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/815/827/876/581/566/original/2ae1e55ff34135bf.png"> <br/> 2026-06-26T12:01:19+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstrr6tzfenjeka88agelg7y9mrye2qge6mqh9dlcew43lyn8jzjzqzyq6v5tt874dt4c63x89tf0tlpuz3kzu7r977k7qvyjgkxjy3fha2cew7k3u Flip Cigar Lighter<br/>only 25¢ from C.J. 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