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this was the view i was jogging through bison infested grasslands ...

2026-08-01T07:24:13+02:00

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this was the view i was jogging through bison infested grasslands to photograph

when there's eels in your butt, news is stuck in a rut, ...

2026-08-01T06:45:51+02:00

when there's eels in your butt, news is stuck in a rut, that's a moray

i said i would get in on the bison discourse ...

2026-08-01T03:01:49+02:00

i said i would get in on the bison discourse

This fucking bird will shred your hand like confetti. Do Not ...

2026-08-01T02:07:46+02:00

This fucking bird will shred your hand like confetti. Do Not Approach.

my son looks back proudly on some of his recent posts ...

2026-07-26T03:28:24+02:00

my son looks back proudly on some of his recent posts

in my day school didn’t have hammocks we would just lie in a ...

2026-07-22T00:07:36+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…3xjm
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in my day school didn’t have hammocks we would just lie in a pile of discarded hypodermic needles and broken bottles

Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer : Sir, ...

2026-07-22T00:06:25+02:00

Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer : Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio : There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer : Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio : That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer : Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio : That's right.

the US Army is looking for more High Tea individuals? Wow. They ...

2026-07-19T00:17:43+02:00

the US Army is looking for more High Tea individuals? Wow. They missed out on my Nana by about 43 years

lazyweb help? was there a show with the premise of writing or ...

2026-07-09T23:05:53+02:00

lazyweb help? was there a show with the premise of writing or opening for john mulaney? and he plays himself as kind of a pill/asshole boss? always plotting to prevent the opener from upstaging him?

was that a one-off thing? or a scene in a different movie or show? or a running gag in everyone is live?

or did i hallucinate it?

it’s cheaper to house people it’s cheaper than motels it’s ...

2026-07-09T09:52:55+02:00

it’s cheaper to house people

it’s cheaper than motels
it’s cheaper than prisons
it’s cheaper than hospitals

and vastly so. housing people actually gives a return on investment. it saves money elsewhere. it generates money elsewhere.

this has been demonstrated ad nauseam all around the world including right here in new zealand

#nzpol

so whatever choice is being made about neglecting homeless people, it is NOT financial

and when tory cnuts claim it is, that is either a barefaced lie OR they cannot do such simple arithmetic as telling if one number is larger than another

if they are liars, they should not be in positions of power making these decisions

if they are unable to do the math, they should not be in positions of power making these decisions

what annoys* me (among other things) is we had functioning** ...

2026-06-29T22:30:43+02:00

what annoys* me (among other things) is

we had functioning** autocorrect running locally on our devices for years, decades

we had voice-to-text (and vice-versa), gesture controls, head and eye tracking, running locally on our machines for decades, going back to the pretty basic-ass mid-machines of the late 90s

this standalone tech (hardware and software) was improving geometrically, the cost to deliver (locally) decreasing at least linearly, since i was a child

and now we have [waves generally around] this shit 💩 actual world-ending energy water and climate crisis accelerating REGRESSION of the human and technological capability, and it costs more. it does less (qualitatively if not quantitatively) and it costs more, it costs possibly “everything”

* annoy is probably a drastic understatement for seething enragement

** okay it was sometimes, frequently hilariously wrong. but it was a solved ducking problem

if purchasing isn’t owning then pirating isn’t stealing ...

2026-06-28T21:41:21+02:00

if purchasing isn’t owning then pirating isn’t stealing 🤷‍♂️

and if scraping isn’t stealing then burning down your data centre isn’t arson

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2026-06-25T20:29:23+02:00

#goose

“gIvE kIdS tHeIr cHiLdHoOd BaCk” so… you mean fund ...

2026-06-15T09:57:33+02:00

“gIvE kIdS tHeIr cHiLdHoOd BaCk”

so… you mean fund recreation centres and out of school activities? NO

sports clubs and increasingly walkable cities? HAHA NO

playgrounds, green spaces, skate parks, libraries, any non-commercial spaces where kids don’t have to pay to exist? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

oh… enforce realistic safety standards for urban SUVs and light trucks? WHAT HAS THAT EVEN GOT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF EGGS?

so how exactly does one give kids their childhood back? BAN SNAPCHAT TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM

oh… what about 4chan or stormfront or kiwifarms? DON’T BE OBTUSE WE CAN’T BAN THOSE HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK??!?

nonono that’s nananananana, nunya is where you get to through ...

2026-06-06T05:43:34+02:00

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nonono that’s nananananana, nunya is where you get to through the wardrobe

Yes, every human, living and dead, is covered in yeasts. No, it ...

2026-06-04T21:11:20+02:00

Yes, every human, living and dead, is covered in yeasts.

No, it is not always appropriate to make sourdough bread from them.

Thus begins and ends my Ethics in Paleoanthropology course.

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2026-05-29T03:20:04+02:00

Sinnerbons #Hashtaggames #FastFoodMoviesOrPlays

the youngest new hire on our team just asked in open training ...

2026-05-22T02:20:56+02:00

the youngest new hire on our team just asked in open training forum “who is elon musk?”

they’re my absolute new fave

by way of introduction i’m Billy, pākehā with ancestors from ...

2026-04-14T10:19:00+02:00

by way of introduction i’m Billy, pākehā with ancestors from Eastern USA, Denmark, France, Ireland, Germany, Scotland & South East England, many by way of South Dunedin, with cousins still spread around most of those places
now resident in Kāpiti, definitely not in a cult. i like to play with dogs, play board games, mangle words in several languages, walk in the bush, sit in saunas, cuddle cows, waste crossbow bolts bothering rabbits 🐰, and grow as many as two moustaches per year

#intropost #introduction