2026-07-22T12:42:23Z https://nostr.ae Another Angry Woman https://nostr.ae/npub1ypu03dse3fjlqa8hw6ua6edk4ehzvl52fsu2gyfxnqs5ffzdwxrsesmcxe https://s3.masto.ai/accounts/avatars/109/377/673/198/114/331/original/2136d274b13aac7b.jpg https://s3.masto.ai/accounts/avatars/109/377/673/198/114/331/original/2136d274b13aac7b.jpg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd8k2lk0rj2hzcyrpzh6zj2kjnga6v9h8e2e47r8782g69tlxy4zczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw2zplcl A couple of years ago, there was a minor heatwave and my gf was recovering from surgery. The house was fucking sweltering and nothing we could do would fix it, despite airflow generally being great. <br/><br/>Turns out at one point while working her way up the stairs she&#39;d knocked the thermostat to 30C 2026-04-08T15:26:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfv9pjrafgzdhev9hhrq67n2qwrselxlu7fkdcuvqayelztmxhwcqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwsavt7n When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What&#39;s the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch? 2026-04-06T16:30:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsre5jj3sv7y22j442m5affkmpqywmf4g7u9sasxxwhcxvrl5gqtsgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwd7gqqn Traditional ides of march dinner<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/116/235/242/239/042/937/original/f7c0c5b96db0edb9.jpg"> <br/> 2026-03-15T21:11:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv93jjxnhmts6w986puujffwzzx29nfthehqjk9xy7u9tsc2lggrczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwnnqm67 Absolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal 2026-03-04T11:38:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv0j70ur8k67p4ce27g0tgux809357j0aksxqfv799h4mn68yvn4czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw2gvhue New fave adhd object: a wristwatch. Just a little miraculous doohicky that tells me what the time is without telling me I have a ton of texts and emails to look at. 10/10 would recommend. 2026-02-20T10:35:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszfh82upsrnhqldah5cgmrn8rg6d8pzrgqjkkkxl526s3fn6jtndgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwqsgzms Quick fact check on the JK Rowling deleting port logs in her super yacht pretty much immediately after she was named in the epstein files! There&#39;s no need for misinfo as the truth is damning enough... 2026-02-04T16:31:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0p9ged2833zts3upanxdsf6k726jvjqu9czsryng2k8fnn724hmczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwrhp8vs while they all line up to sing the national anthem, the ref should whack them in the nards one by one so he can assess what they actually look like when they&#39;re in pain 2026-01-28T21:36:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0muxa5mfcatj56a7wvrvfhq84c6sh6rad5nrssuqft0aj3lyj2czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwyxpapa Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on [@vagina_museum](<a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum</a> ) website (which our provider has started doing, wasn&#39;t a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as &#34;a nude man&#34;. Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as the default. 2026-01-22T12:08:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs283n92xce05y2dxdjlrakdz4tak856dz7y2st9gpca06rzntnxkszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw6pgt3w TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn&#39;t noted because everyone was at the other conference. 2026-01-16T18:41:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdy6xa76nxwd9rrnj52s42wzmwqp40fvztqcr22xf3gmrw5ke9szszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwy87ea3 Ordered something which unfortunately was sent via Royal Mail and therefore didn&#39;t turn up. Contacted the seller, who contacted Royal Mail. Immediately after the seller contacted them, the parcel was marked as delivered with... a photo of some parcels obviously on a desk in the delivery office. 2026-01-10T11:26:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx6xwcgk0pag972p6jcuq2wqwkhd4x3rv80rcz4ywmmey70qgy80gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwdnvuuu Love you fedi but this toot was 100% for you <a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115695545974140049">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115695545974140049</a> 2025-12-10T13:52:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrhvt7d42rpc9tq9pv9csf3p2jnrzex3v27j553xjvn26f50m2k3szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwlnz6ks In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswyzq04xw6h9laq37d9zfqu6ca9ajdh7vges59xr7g8thntzummcqhw7wfs'>nevent1q…7wfs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/547/400/803/628/528/original/4831e7187e7865ef.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-14T09:46:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswyzq04xw6h9laq37d9zfqu6ca9ajdh7vges59xr7g8thntzummcqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwtyczhn Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/526/815/197/618/961/original/633d70d7427f2a9f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-11-10T18:30:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs93yrurv823u790qdf7850du4ve7nxflvaszhrz738qxw4m7m79rczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw4vuczf As a member of the diaspora, I sometimes get asked how you can tell if it&#39;s *good* halloumi or not. My top tip is to look for packaging with the absolute most dogshit, unhinged graphic design possible. If it looks like this, it&#39;s going to be delicious.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/283/239/204/699/104/original/1dec9c74116fb316.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-28T18:07:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyvxehk376yr9q8hea8dmmcfja0t7yga3vcvtssq73at04wnwgxmczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwzd8mtg a lot of benefits to gender neutral single stall toilets but hands down the best one is watching cis men getting furious at having to wait to have a wee like a normal person 2025-09-26T23:22:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgek9yyc3n95r7rl0hf0ldlpqzavwmpyf0c80rkv6ehx75jcklw7qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwsxglhq PSA: paracetomol/acetaminophen/tylenol obviously does not cause autism but it&#39;s a medicine you need to be very, very careful about taking no more than the rexommended dose, even slightly. Overdose can cause liver damage or failure. 2025-09-23T11:29:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr4cwspxwkvq259tkk6r2vdxwrwy8x3sxk4auqmq6srljhupndrrszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwy5c3rq quoots have been with us for all of a few hours and already we have embraced calling them quoots. great job fedi, let&#39;s hit the showers 2025-09-18T09:16:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdrr0fhtr8j6lccwgmdm42qq3x8phfet4d65rse0c553qy6j9wjvczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwsuvmv2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspu5242r9sytu3txq3tsjh3qqlzsep2g7l328k9wl6ulmrjp7cs2cxejwv9'>nevent1q…jwv9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>like I can&#39;t even be mad at starmer because everything that comes out of his mouth is so profoundly, deeply *embarrassing*. before I can get any further in feelings I am subsumed by sheer cringe. 2025-09-14T14:31:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspu5242r9sytu3txq3tsjh3qqlzsep2g7l328k9wl6ulmrjp7cs2czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwrh4hcu so kier is fully at bellowing &#34;no surrender&#34; to try to make anyone like him now<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/203/102/364/560/776/original/9f6ddb9a8cb5cca0.jpg"> <br/> 2025-09-14T14:24:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswqg3c2j0g5fe0ujhfedhtu8a9h0efslyakp89dfqe2mg6y639puszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwlrr8g2 Annoying grammar sticklers, now is your moment to shine. Be more like Ian.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/084/561/223/871/101/original/f9976acafd5f61d8.jpg"> <br/> 2025-08-24T16:00:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgt0e70rlx37n5vwvjydpa2z28hnv0ts2l79xslkq8y930cg37yxqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwqsaf7z I&#39;d always believed democracy sausages were one of those Australian jokes in the vein of drop bears, but today in a bare cupboard and minimising washing up, ended up eating a sausage pinched in buttered white bread and it was actually pretty fuckin good. 2025-07-30T20:36:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqypyjtc8smyd00qxznkwxdx9t7ctnpn38f9x4ryj8m4k0lsqrphszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwksfwed Saving this one in my bookmarks for ongoing relevance<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/919/073/158/659/631/original/f932151c47f253c3.jpg"> <br/> 2025-07-26T10:32:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszwlewqpukjj2ule9ulgrtxj8tvdpg5520nea7zyfwwaq2hju9t9qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwzh0qgf It blows my mind that in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five, the most efficient and effective way of transferring a file from one device to another remains emailing it to yourself as an attachment. 2025-07-22T09:59:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstdqn7msva20jzlacs3t2hv0t8g35q2a657rdgglyhrs7hd8pv5xczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwtwwm3k Real talk: I think it is *incredibly* helpful and formative for all cis people to question their gender identity from a position of &#34;what if I&#39;m *not* cis?&#34; It helps immeasurably with your relationship with gender, even though chances are you end up at &#34;yup, cis af&#34; 2025-07-10T10:28:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvdadm3s8rck8qspgqv7ge5knk08z42hnnnpracns84y3z0wte33qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwf7c52a I have genuine appreciation for people who bookmark my old posts to boost again when relevant because I have so much adhd that I often completely forget (but never forgive) grudges I hold against wrong uns and it&#39;s always good to know that I was ahead of the curve. 2025-07-05T16:33:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsveegfg4k2y443rknqlyt7lj0za78x2wtfltlvn83k94jafslw88gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw4e57mg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw2k8tjhxy8mpyq6hysakvjq5ept4ukr4fz6c2alqp7araury3ngstxhqyn'>nevent1q…hqyn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Latest development: three senior managers at the hospital have been arrested on suspicion of negligent manslaughter. I&#39;ve said it before and I&#39;ll say it again, everything surrounding Letby&#39;s conviction fucking reeks <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ddkde7y5o">https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ddkde7y5o</a> 2025-07-01T11:11:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2u8njhekq55rs32vl437lekfd7hj2n30m6k2ngenq33afnwp6ghgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwnd28xk Okay fashion knowers and historians, I&#39;m trying to date an object in the Vagina Museum collection that we have no date info for, can anyone figure out a rough date from the clothes the models are wearing?<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/744/464/590/023/460/original/058fc18c9eca8738.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-25T14:32:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxpyy6uy9yn5t4v64z34wnjzvck7n0n049srghzep3rgr750kptmczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw7lc6q6 ea nasir is back baby awooo<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/665/784/939/858/528/original/8df84551999fae72.jpg"> <br/> 2025-06-11T16:57:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqagwm80jeqjpmdm2e5vt95cs92tayrl5gphg35fteapzeyd87k5qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw5wm0d4 After decades of refining, I have finally found the perfect tactical nuclear strike way of pissing off absolutely everyone, regardless of political leanings, cultural background, etc: referring to Camilla as &#34;the Queen&#34;. 2025-06-10T21:36:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz4tvmjwgd43jtm7qm7w26amcd82m2vxtegjq2r48deeln052navszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwtgt4w3 My uncle had what looked like severely metastatic cancer in his lungs but in great news biopsy shows what actually happened was at some point in the last 20 years he inhaled a bit of clingfilm and didn&#39;t notice it. 2025-06-02T15:48:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrhgkw58elyatw8tvpyx8p38gm84tp3lyrhu3gldqyqwkffh6za2gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw6awn2g The hands down funniest thing they could do with Billie Piper as the doctor is to thoroughly retcon the last 20 years of show and have her regeneration be what happened when 9 sucked the vortex out of Rose. 2025-06-01T22:19:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgp2uzxtumxn8dzqp70ra2z6pq5my9r2ztwh789vu3rqs2zan59gczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw2ap06m IT&#39;S MY BIRTHDAY! I&#39;m 40 today!!!!! Some of you might know this but among the things I do in my day job, I run [@vagina_museum](<a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum</a> ) socials. It&#39;s basically dream job shit. In place of overwhelming well wishes replies, I would *love* for you to donate today. It would mean a lot to me! <a href="https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2">https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2</a> 2025-05-13T11:51:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9h4p5gpuwz0ejjxk3qdkczczwcq2v53q3jp29mdya03t329l4k9szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwdsjlhn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdvwgc0fvq3amuplh7sz5sagrqnds4s2pc4ue3rph5kewps42lwyqtl0cyd'>nevent1q…0cyd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>put a fiver on pizzaballa and another fiver on tagle becoming antipope 2025-05-07T14:27:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdvwgc0fvq3amuplh7sz5sagrqnds4s2pc4ue3rph5kewps42lwyqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwjsyvzp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy7ctma7r9s6zjdcw493dl0ka5unfqkzay6afegvqveugqqxmfnas2em6d6'>nevent1q…m6d6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Would probably put my money on one of the food-themed ones, pizzaballa or zuppi 2025-05-07T09:34:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy7ctma7r9s6zjdcw493dl0ka5unfqkzay6afegvqveugqqxmfnaszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw09t54d I don&#39;t gamble usually but I seem to have been possessed by a medieval florentine with an overwhelming urge to bet on the conclave today 2025-05-07T09:22:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstgjqq29lrkm2a07pfsmu0xyxyze9074n87am7terevvawcw9a59gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw4z4708 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrt5stk4xstexj8qcs4kesc49qz4qgudwdrqsu2j5vfl5a60vv7tg592e34'>nevent1q…2e34</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The thing I&#39;m talking about is that the guy who gets elected is intersex and chose not to get surgery to remove his uterus and ovaries because god made him that way. 2025-05-06T08:44:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrt5stk4xstexj8qcs4kesc49qz4qgudwdrqsu2j5vfl5a60vv7tgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw70nd8x Did everyone just decide to not mention the revelation at the end of Conclave? Genuinely would have expected oodles of Discourse, probably flame wars, and massive accusations of ~woke~ and I haven&#39;t seen a whiff of it. 2025-05-06T08:41:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstjfrqa0culahkts7snj6nvukrvxpyhdaavslvuy34gktlvl66tnczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwvmkfgv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8rvqmksepnj9khuy9pg838s35csmgr705recxufvvjkujkwc3kdgqynnet'>nevent1q…nnet</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I used to be tangentially involved in London SitP back in the day and I really cannot emphasise enough the extent that these exact people were the core founders of most of the uk&#39;s organised media transphobia wing, via an intermediary step of &#34;debating&#34; &#34;legitimate issues&#34; raised by elevatorgate (which was around the point I noped out entirely) 2025-05-01T16:56:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy3a8xw2r2vp4cj0c9g2q20ugus6jef2aw5488mfunhl3cu56ljpgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw2xumps did... did the couch fucking guy just liz truss the pope? 2025-04-21T10:11:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxl6e424539mh3srxu4l95gcgpwhutg93p57zy0lj536rx59et89qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwjg2mvn Going on the demo tomorrow? Remember to wear your mask at all times - there&#39;s covid about! 2025-04-18T19:01:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstkvttr0xsmp2tlevpdhmh40feyn5ssqeg90jdve34ydpvpmp8hegzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw5sadzn I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign newborn babies a sex is that newborns are really fucking *boring* and once you&#39;ve exhausted the conversations about how long they sleep at a time or how much they feed, all there&#39;s left to discuss is their genitalia. 2025-04-17T16:46:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2rqfhedng9yl3dsw70l9k9xkq4wm3ecveur2smvpl8g95qfhgheczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwgfxx8n On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/330/087/506/515/357/original/b1e5ff91972c1ebf.jpg"> <br/> 2025-04-13T10:05:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg2wrn2tc29uhnytylvzt0w5844kes5txy52ccjycvtw82lj98m5qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw3z0g64 I surely cannot be the only one who, upon seeing the &#34;do not operate heavy machinery&#34; warning on meds labels, imagine the heavy machinery as some steam-powered orphan-eating contraption from the industrial revolution, rather than something normal like a car. 2025-04-11T09:47:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgzvuzxqtmyp6cyc3r0pfzl6jwd95ay2sw536z5nntvdteltrpmnczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwrrjec5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs008t6ufw66mvpyk9xcv7q72a6h68hpas0pk0x64vhvajgrw9hlpc3j0t7k'>nevent1q…0t7k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Other Dracula adaptations which should exist but don&#39;t:<br/>-the cowboy movie because they always gloss over the literally cowboy<br/>-one where Mina is a trans girl who wears cat ears <br/>-truly shitty halloween costumes edition, most are obvious (especially cowboy) also Harker is in a see through nightie 2025-04-08T23:44:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs008t6ufw66mvpyk9xcv7q72a6h68hpas0pk0x64vhvajgrw9hlpczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwuluxz9 Pure blows my mind that nobody has done a fully found footage Dracula movie when that is literally the entire premise of the novel 2025-04-08T23:37:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz77fdks6623lyf0d2twha9eetefdde02emlf72rx0meqxdjfwpcqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwnu7tkq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv5j4k2qxry795afzfn5ah7e2u38hrqnwpqyp5ul6czmdtvs73f7qw9ryry'>nevent1q…ryry</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Due process is protection for the powerful. They seem to have forgotten this. 2025-03-18T12:24:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv5j4k2qxry795afzfn5ah7e2u38hrqnwpqyp5ul6czmdtvs73f7qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwe2zdpa Something that I think those in power have forgotten is that things like the right to protest, strike provisions, human rights legislation, etc are the *compromise*. <br/><br/>By stripping those away, it&#39;s just as illegal to march from A to B as it is to drag them into the street and beat the shit out of them, and that&#39;s usually a damn sight more effective. 2025-03-18T12:21:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2aee6kpgwp9rd94l6ymu6r0cewlf5lx9zxgd2z8cz70l95gu0whszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwaghnq7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsydctm4xjdvzu8lyhfhp4yj7f3z747nztelynxzrlk6tj4mdawfpqwt6s5h'>nevent1q…6s5h</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>can I get a NICE going in chat<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/162/018/215/320/016/original/f09f11efce9ac85c.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-14T17:42:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsydctm4xjdvzu8lyhfhp4yj7f3z747nztelynxzrlk6tj4mdawfpqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwrh5a5d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx0v8zs0qkk0fgelhrwwqusuzhcexfe79pvgp7299w5rcek4r5zcc5gjy36'>nevent1q…jy36</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ummmm this is legit wild, total is standing at 40k out of the 60 we were hoping to raise, I&#39;d prepared an entire campaign with daily topics about why this matters and now might not even need to fucking use it and starting conversations about stretch goals????? You are all amazing, thank you thank you thank you <a href="https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2">https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2</a> 2025-03-14T17:19:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx0v8zs0qkk0fgelhrwwqusuzhcexfe79pvgp7299w5rcek4r5zcczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw9azqnd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvcf7w0qjm6zedkve42r7up6ed5ffhkyfquzqhrv6tel8wm69y30grp9t5p'>nevent1q…9t5p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>lmao the transphobic wizard lady just retreated disparagingly on twitter and the replies are a terfy shitshow, donate to boil terf piss 2025-03-14T14:06:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvcf7w0qjm6zedkve42r7up6ed5ffhkyfquzqhrv6tel8wm69y30gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw8fm27y In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdm8hsvqjalnn7vcvpf0jxs6lqxdfhetcdt8u722m0qqy8l97wehs8wf4am'>nevent1q…f4am</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>okay seems to be going pretty well???? 2025-03-14T13:39:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdm8hsvqjalnn7vcvpf0jxs6lqxdfhetcdt8u722m0qqy8l97wehszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwc739f4 If I&#39;ve been a little quiet in the last few days, it&#39;s because I&#39;ve been working flat-out on this campaign, which came together in a matter of days. This is an emergency. Please help in any way you can. While there&#39;s breath in my lungs I will do everything I can to save this museum <a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/114160437554736140">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/114160437554736140</a> 2025-03-14T11:40:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxamm4yfjuq5xezhcn8xh0xxfur4a48dua9r8neluylh3spkdxrxczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwjtd467 how does every hatchet job on this man just make him seem even more fuckin legendary<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/115/093/692/037/557/original/40041fdbd2a5dccd.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-06T10:49:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst0dvs2v4ajxt50d95vaqnwpw4ppgjy08et0taeujzvh4qvsnzgkczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwcdv3cx Utterly stunning burn, 11/10, no notes<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/092/908/797/399/376/original/ca69b74781d1277e.jpg"> <br/> 2025-03-02T12:47:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspjsvll83d0cqlh6gdgyps7ztt0zqr0hrsu3nus6px23h7v0vyelczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwdky95c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8ru7xmpkd9x6k0704eu2che2tfyhyr9mwd2rtlm3nh73rqwak0qc0lgf8q'>nevent1q…gf8q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Here are some pics of the chimney and the frankly asphyxiation-risk contraption they use to burn the ballots in the chapel in case some of you haven&#39;t seen it before, it makes me cackle every time because it&#39;s so unceremonial-looking.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/053/500/505/972/193/original/7725393a9ad15c82.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/053/504/780/522/951/original/ef654f227a3279e2.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/053/507/886/688/937/original/6fadbe87b00e9810.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/053/514/739/986/646/original/5ea4751363611e9a.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-23T13:49:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8ru7xmpkd9x6k0704eu2che2tfyhyr9mwd2rtlm3nh73rqwak0qczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwlm05zt Very niche question, but I suspect someone in the fediverse will know all about this. I&#39;d like to know more about the hardware used for the temporary chimney, flue and stoves used in papal elections to make the smoke come out. All I can find is information about the chemicals they use to make the ballots burn black or white, but I want to know more about the chimney. Do they use the same one every time? Is it kept under lock and key by a holy order of monks? 2025-02-23T13:43:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgexwr7ny4phr4yyqpg7m49qgzxpyrqcuhh6nlku8wxeumm2pmv2qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw36l9wt I would like my wikipedia page to have these categories<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/993/448/966/102/139/original/fcef79a74ba93497.jpg"> <br/> 2025-02-12T23:13:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0efk0lrewwxt8c2mu25j0rzxtkwp78n2vl375za6mqcvah84gscszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwnyrzl7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9qf0lchpp7l6rs8p07lq8tz8pmdsnpl8zu2d3eeyjdycsp6n3yds0jehh5'>nevent1q…ehh5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was in a band called Diphallia. We had two members. 2025-02-07T22:05:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2a5qzu46jaq7rurg0t86dvp8v3dd4yfxtp7y0auznkuw9nd78rngzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw5h7jz6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswgy7zdvwkrrsud2w60jxv3043axk8ac2gd50xj56k2f04nsdg5qgzshjpx'>nevent1q…hjpx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>[novelty tourist photo where a person lines up with the leaning tower of pisa to look like they&#39;re holding it up]<br/>the average fedi user: this is clearly gen ai as the leaning tower of pisa is in fact much taller than a person. following this lecture on how ai is bad I shall block you and your instance. 2025-01-27T12:20:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswgy7zdvwkrrsud2w60jxv3043axk8ac2gd50xj56k2f04nsdg5qgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw7m8k53 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqys53jr5jdupq3rwr6t8nfkz2xqes3evn5sy3qssgn0twatp3w3sl0a6mt'>nevent1q…a6mt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/900/259/758/697/700/original/c4fccf161165dd83.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-27T12:14:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqys53jr5jdupq3rwr6t8nfkz2xqes3evn5sy3qssgn0twatp3w3szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwhjg9pg Honestly worried by the number of replies on this going &#34;it&#39;s AI&#34; when it is very clearly two different groups of people posing with the same cauliflower, one with a black and white filter. Like come the fuck on, lads. Not everything is AI <a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/113894585499842124">https://masto.ai/@stavvers/113894585499842124</a> 2025-01-27T12:12:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw7usteklrzk2a5a2pc42s86axzaz8zg0al3fgm9twjqgnss07yrgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw33m4g3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszn0g2cc6z8xhpt94mtujh0xrgvv2p0h4w2gxchz9g49lueuyzkggs234tw'>nevent1q…34tw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I no longer have a reply guy problem because I have hundreds of profiles muted and annotated with the label &#34;tedious reply guy&#34;. 2025-01-20T11:51:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszn0g2cc6z8xhpt94mtujh0xrgvv2p0h4w2gxchz9g49lueuyzkggzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwvfdg36 I just want to echo how *good* the mute function is on here, both keyword muting and muting users for set periods - even as little as a few hours if they&#39;re off on one! Futhermore, you can add private notes to their profiles to remind yourself why they&#39;re muted, which is super helpful if they do it again. <a href="https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/113853782612183999">https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/113853782612183999</a> 2025-01-20T11:46:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg8mt8y5p6ge0vgghv67t8yhy3trd9u59wh8s620u65zupxp9cqrgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwyuumjx just another day working at [@vagina_museum](<a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum</a> )<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/797/972/892/100/566/original/ba5840d3344e001f.jpg"> <br/> 2025-01-09T10:41:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqxftdhg8np6thw8ws7h6m4k6ukptewltqzdzlu0uuu59htm7mtgqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw4precg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvxgmc29slqy8s6wnexd7dedgeh3kwgq3m5ry2ev9hgxv5ju086gq6rpsn4'>nevent1q…psn4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>incidentally this was posted on bsky too and half the replies are men going Well Actually You Can Turn That Off Or Install About 50 Various Apps To Change It. maybe I just successfully blocked all the fedi reply guys because I haven&#39;t seen them round here so much recently, but maybe they just moved over there <a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113764159296164076">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113764159296164076</a> 2025-01-03T12:14:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvxgmc29slqy8s6wnexd7dedgeh3kwgq3m5ry2ev9hgxv5ju086gqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwwceh7w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqgsaqehp7pdlz9ncgkgyvul80szckvnxup0qva7py5l76s0pzy3quq6gkr'>nevent1q…6gkr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>gonna say it again and again, bluesky&#39;s content moderation system is genuinely worse than instagram and it is funny to me how much of its user base is defending it by going &#34;nobody wants to see that&#34; 2025-01-03T10:33:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqgsaqehp7pdlz9ncgkgyvul80szckvnxup0qva7py5l76s0pzy3qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwpl966v bluesky users: mastodon is mean about content warnings wah wah would never use because of that<br/>also bluesky users: omg vagina museum please put a porn warning on anything you post 2025-01-03T10:29:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2wq7duaakxpdnc280sdra7wdvmuw0lrzdk0lvgpfd6rsflewq5yqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwrsnwr5 Carols From King&#39;s drinking game:<br/>-drink every time a line is weirdly horny<br/>-drink whenever it doesn&#39;t really rhyme<br/>-drink on any mention of Mary<br/>-drink when the organist fucking goes for it<br/><br/>Hard mode:<br/>-drink on &#34;angels&#34;<br/><br/>Death mode:<br/>-drink on any mention of Jesus 2024-12-25T00:33:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyget6y52vp9mez7cyuapdfkjwh8r0ckrqzxzwf5mqywvxrtjgu4gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwvxh848 Which is the Proper day to watch muppet christmas carol? 2024-12-24T11:18:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszmdc3q0a6nm3vm93n5py3qw2qssa5lsyvn9qnac24rz0s52qdc9gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw0mh5e0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyamnn8ugwm3ghtqmkcj24und6al9dwpxt84llnk2xlnw8acgpr5s60xprd'>nevent1q…xprd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Also watch out for norovirus, that one is HORRIBLE to get even if it&#39;s not a hospitalisable case. 2024-12-12T11:37:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyamnn8ugwm3ghtqmkcj24und6al9dwpxt84llnk2xlnw8acgpr5szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccweumc0u Lots of talk about covid but not about other, less exciting but horrid bugs wreaking havoc this winter. Flu jabs are quick, easy, and reasonably cheap if you have to pay, so get yours now. <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/dec/12/nhs-warns-of-tidal-wave-of-flu-as-hospital-cases-rise-70-in-england">https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/dec/12/nhs-warns-of-tidal-wave-of-flu-as-hospital-cases-rise-70-in-england</a> 2024-12-12T11:37:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszq09p6lxspr826uavm5ld7scylyxl5th7ujfaacylgu0ljee9zygzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwfkx454 American football shoulder pads and helmets are the perfect recipe for a broken neck. That heady combo of safety equipment giving a sense of invulnerability plus rigid stuff all around causing the neck to be a crumple zone. Either add in neck braces, or just grow up and accept a broken nose. 2024-12-01T19:09:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ay34wqp5xrzknfllxcpj4z3egpvsv6xtgsc3k4x9y3g6ch6554szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwhnsar3 First shots fired in our annual War On Taste.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/578/265/501/964/385/original/adf1dfdc8d7850f3.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/578/270/383/469/501/original/3de2e9d7185fbc1a.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/578/277/259/008/649/original/9df310e6a0eb0393.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/578/282/574/281/223/original/62cd8e4fbe0fc856.jpg"> <br/> 2024-12-01T15:31:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0qxkzje79cm7tyh255vjh5jv38gvr5p03q2wkjrurqqezpml83czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccww2vja6 seriously, fuck those hire ebikes/escooters, genuinely making cities way less accessible. entire pedestrian crossing blocked off by a pile of discarded ebikes. having to walk into the road because there&#39;s a pile of them on the pavement. dodging wobbly inexperienced riders weaving all over the pavement. the experiment has failed. they&#39;ve made cities objectively worse. 2024-11-30T21:43:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0t4eehscnplc2tr2tcpz72fmf8nnyzspjj2eum0qjp2ta9spltmczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw0qf33e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq4aqwcavgt98s8ng6ftex355m4hqhm3avf37g4t3hlz3h6h9zncgjqu7s5'>nevent1q…u7s5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>So the moral of the story is that tena pads are incredibly useful if you ever need to fix a washing machine, and also for the love of god check your clothes for awareness ribbons before washing them so you don&#39;t have to get the tena pads out. 2024-11-21T22:20:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq4aqwcavgt98s8ng6ftex355m4hqhm3avf37g4t3hlz3h6h9zncgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwd4zyjh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrnq4ac922h66tej7zpk0frn5aa233cmwqf483nk0lp288afhrm4skgkzl5'>nevent1q…kzl5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It was none of those things, but the blockage was my fault. Last month, at [@vagina_museum](<a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum</a> ) I helped host a menopause cafe. It was a wonderful event. And to celebrate, the team were all wearing menopause awareness ribbons.<br/><br/>Wrapped around that impeller was a perfectly intact pink and purple ribbon emblazoned MENOPAUSE CAFE. 2024-11-21T22:18:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrnq4ac922h66tej7zpk0frn5aa233cmwqf483nk0lp288afhrm4szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwt5aafe In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsge2mu7zky0elcsmz9lnlfqqd8d96897m6fv7l75d3qx24ygq88fc7h9g2t'>nevent1q…9g2t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Once drained, the next step, per the tutorial, is &#34;stick your finger in the impeller&#34;. There&#39;s a bit in there that goes round and round and washing machines get fucked because something blocks it. Me and the missus had discussed the probable blockage. I had accused her of it probably being either screws that she carries round with her always, or her hair. It was suggested that maybe it was random fruit seeds because I sometimes put muslins in the wash. 2024-11-21T22:15:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsge2mu7zky0elcsmz9lnlfqqd8d96897m6fv7l75d3qx24ygq88fczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwrsh32m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxyh7uqj09tjm88r6cx6j349y4s09jd2w5f58cj3p0huq99jxnslq0zf4pa'>nevent1q…f4pa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I am truly awed by the absorbent capacity of the tena pad. Each one swelled to more than three times its size. They were carefully placed into a plastic bag for disposal. The bag of 16 washing machine sodden tena pads weighed somewhere between eight and ten kilos.<br/><br/>That&#39;s at least half a litre of water per pad. I am definitely taking these with me to piss into in future, much more dignified than a she-wee. 2024-11-21T22:13:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxyh7uqj09tjm88r6cx6j349y4s09jd2w5f58cj3p0huq99jxnslqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwzxs75t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgvudhrvfrsurql7sxv0lpwfg307pkptvge3vlcdtan46hsywalxgtcc68l'>nevent1q…c68l</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It actually worked a charm. A baking tray lined with two tena pads could hold about 40 seconds of washing machine dribble. <br/><br/>Reader, we got through 16 tena pads in this process. 2024-11-21T22:10:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgvudhrvfrsurql7sxv0lpwfg307pkptvge3vlcdtan46hsywalxgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwxu94mj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspuektjgumlgwfj5fm7mn6q2hkt0wz3qwnkv30m2zctl07r7l9y9ctp9ywu'>nevent1q…9ywu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We have a lot of boxes of tena pads. We bought in bulk in advance of my partner&#39;s surgical recovery and it turned out they weren&#39;t necessary. And so I fetched them from deepest storage, and we began lining the baking tray with them to slowly drain the washing machine. 2024-11-21T22:09:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspuektjgumlgwfj5fm7mn6q2hkt0wz3qwnkv30m2zctl07r7l9y9czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwd5kh8s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr45lwjvfl0s5ufsejv2a097ylada07lpa27qyz3w3mdgves6m86qdlmcck'>nevent1q…mcck</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Anyway, the capacity of a baking tray is not very much. It holds maybe about 15 seconds of trickle before you have to veeeerry gingery pick it up off the floor and empty it into the sink. So we needed to be more efficient. This was where I became helpful. 2024-11-21T22:08:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr45lwjvfl0s5ufsejv2a097ylada07lpa27qyz3w3mdgves6m86qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw8euzr8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspmnp74ekhju0js7zaf8gzm5klfgta8kyy2ruddn3l50hnqqdy7pg0q6mq4'>nevent1q…6mq4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>(My technical language is poor because my partner is the competent one who actually understood the tutorial) 2024-11-21T22:06:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspmnp74ekhju0js7zaf8gzm5klfgta8kyy2ruddn3l50hnqqdy7pgzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwlshad2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz33e3qvqvmpff9w2aaq5ph25z993tj7hk54vqf83p223p0y22a4qsclvnh'>nevent1q…lvnh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>For those of you who have never had to fiddle with the drain on a washing machine, there is a little bit at the bottom that you can open up. If you then twiddle it, it will start letting water out of the machine, trickling like a tap. It will go all over the floor unless you catch it. <br/><br/>Now the thing is, the water comes out from about an inch above the floor. So if you don&#39;t want to piss an entire wash cycle of water over your kitchen, you need to get a baking tray under it. 2024-11-21T22:05:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz33e3qvqvmpff9w2aaq5ph25z993tj7hk54vqf83p223p0y22a4qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwmd7rfl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz64edryxejs3acjfrdp74fg50rgsmr00fm2wx3r3msldlsjm35mqv7tvce'>nevent1q…tvce</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Now, I am far too neurodivergent to follow instructions from a video so it fell upon my beautiful girlfriend to undertake this unpleasant task. And this is also happening on her birthday. And her laundry is forlornly locked in there, swimming around water that&#39;s now been there for days. 2024-11-21T22:02:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz64edryxejs3acjfrdp74fg50rgsmr00fm2wx3r3msldlsjm35mqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwskzqmt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszhqctqzvk4jknq48jtclwuuryjsvxfcjy5knh7nahjxxl6ctg35slue7ec'>nevent1q…e7ec</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The landlord replied with a video tutorial for checking the drain, and asked us to try that and if it still didn&#39;t work then he&#39;d send someone out. 2024-11-21T22:00:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszhqctqzvk4jknq48jtclwuuryjsvxfcjy5knh7nahjxxl6ctg35szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwgj6pf7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8wk9v4xk9meq5wf0e32crgsdh4rdqu4hgxaell8kc5dadnmyaknske5drx'>nevent1q…5drx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Our washing machine broke down. The drain was fucked, as in it was not draining at all. My partner&#39;s laundry was locked in there, swimming in water levels of fucked washing machines. So we did what any reasonable london renter would, and asked our landlord to fix it. 2024-11-21T21:59:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8wk9v4xk9meq5wf0e32crgsdh4rdqu4hgxaell8kc5dadnmyaknszyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw4kaaam I&#39;m going to tell you a story about menopause, except it&#39;s not really about menopause because I&#39;m only 39, but menopause is sitting on this whole damn story like a sleep paralysis demon. 2024-11-21T21:57:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdsfturn4qk89j3ycgr3cljfwnxy39rxu6scyex9k4j89k98qcmtqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwar0ksa RIP Janey Godley, who died last week.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/436/079/242/132/495/original/5e2b88ac8096f6ec.png"> <br/> 2024-11-06T12:48:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvfe2uf2mgh3jse8scty84tfu63ec92esczhpzga8ammjlpzp5m5czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwd9a94k Why is all the reporting on the birth of Haggis taking the tone of &#34;move over Moo Deng&#34;? Why are you pitting two queens against each other? 2024-11-04T21:59:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvkz42pdyfjtkwm7kxfjj6av8gygnplph5fuhgrwmr67v3ftvyf4gzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw87fx0r my dream trek spin off would be a noir miniseries where miles o&#39;brien, honourably discharged but psychologically and physically irreparably damaged, tries to work out just why he and other gold shirts were let down so badly by starfleet in between drinking to excess, and discovers it goes all the way to the top. possibly assisted by garak. who is conflicted by being married to bashir. 2024-10-31T21:56:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs94ma6knjeyw28vh326s0wdhdrf35qvm4auf7f27t649huy6edtdqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwssrt4s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8nzt6660220nhmvhyqp9gmp6yz4h9mcrcazgp84ktc6lhfw5zvuq8c0fta'>nevent1q…0fta</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This just in: Helen Mirren really does always say that she&#39;s sad Kurt Cobain missed out on various technology.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/368/665/655/153/292/original/aa9a103eec737c8c.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/368/665/881/495/817/original/8a01a85ea9777e81.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-25T15:05:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8nzt6660220nhmvhyqp9gmp6yz4h9mcrcazgp84ktc6lhfw5zvuqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwe64p2j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs84wk0nxfgfj6mxff2e9xrpwdft770ujrj3z8gtuxk25fxad2ye2ceje0h2'>nevent1q…e0h2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>the &#34;always say&#34; is sending me 2024-10-25T11:01:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs84wk0nxfgfj6mxff2e9xrpwdft770ujrj3z8gtuxk25fxad2ye2czyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwgt4kcw Absolutely no-one: ...<br/>Helen Mirren: Isn&#39;t it sad that Kurt Cobain never used satnav<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/367/710/884/941/425/original/94a9776eb21b90a7.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-25T11:00:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqt3f9j00a3a6d7mzvgun7308c8m48q4marmtrxyz73hh58wwsa0qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwwdpsne the [@vagina_museum](<a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum</a> ) can&#39;t possibly fave or share really fuckin funny replies because of various charity and museum regulations, but I can<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/324/224/613/549/432/original/fd599dbad1ba06c5.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-17T18:41:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyn47fx8u0jegv9qw09j5px72tjp8j3nzkztwwtn3g738jetq2fwczyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwgdu7qy cooked and ate a bowl of Wet Vegetables 2024-10-15T21:07:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs89fhw5phyjj735ztndm8r08pgh5ce3rndf2aslg2ejefhm2fq9dqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwc7m8kx Yesterday some dickhead in an LGB Alliance t shirt got on the bus so I did what any normal human being would do and laughed at him then made out with my beautiful girlfriend. 2024-10-13T11:05:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8jzewekg2gukw93d9ql9rx6zms33evac7yanc8t8xeyldrweuxygzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwhrgy4k Fediverse peeps, I thoroughly checked this voting form, and in great news you legit don&#39;t have to sign up to anything and you don&#39;t actually even need to click a link in an email to confirm your vote. So do your thing, and let&#39;s get the fedi&#39;s resident [@vagina_museum](<a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum</a> ) £5000 <a href="https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113289439692342069">https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113289439692342069</a> 2024-10-11T15:19:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswfeya8h952w4z0neh9u40gcjzwzwjntvvs6wa5ncepu2rw9dz47qzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccwdv63uv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9h5jg5sjg6cg5ue9uy9dg4whkc8dpdmz3eaktvulet803v967k8skqkjcm'>nevent1q…kjcm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>literally, my school reports are SO mixed because some teachers just let me be an knowitall who would sit in a corner and read half the time and largely avoid anything involving motor skills; the other half think I was as insufferable as I was lazy 2024-09-21T17:30:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9h5jg5sjg6cg5ue9uy9dg4whkc8dpdmz3eaktvulet803v967k8szyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw3fjtsv &#34;Neurodivergent childhood is when all your teachers thought you were a little shit&#34;<br/>&#34;Neurodivergent childhood is when all your teachers thought you were a joy to have in the classroom&#34;<br/>The secret third thing: you were intensely polarising among the teachers you had. 2024-09-21T17:26:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsryqvd4pjht05zyhngrnywxhct978mv3276anvntdm0ye8q7eqqmqzyqs8379krx9xtur57amtnht9k6hxufn73fxr3fq3y6vzz39yf4ccw4fg6hf Okay, website full of European computer nerds who are used to hearing how USians pronounce things weirdly and use brand names all the time, let&#39;s figure this out. I&#39;m about 95% sure it&#39;s an acronym, probably either AONC or IONC or something similar, so what could it be? <br/><br/>US-ian Reddit commenters are *convinced* it&#39;s either giving results of A1C blood sugar test (unlikely) or pronouncing &#34;I honestly&#34; really weirdly, but neither sound right.<br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/087/181/120/002/358/original/42a0e7c0a0a71a10.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/113/087/183/343/142/372/original/2fd403936a8634e7.jpg"> <br/> 2024-09-05T21:59:47Z