Nostr notes by Andy

You know you’re in a bear market when people are selling their ...

2026-03-30T03:00:35Z

You know you’re in a bear market when people are selling their free hat

Passed a few of these protests yesterday and the average age was ...

2026-03-29T16:14:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…t9kf
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Passed a few of these protests yesterday and the average age was about 95

Seems small but it’s such a massive life improvement to be ...

2026-03-29T16:14:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…rz8j
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Seems small but it’s such a massive life improvement to be genuinely happy for others

Probably for as long as their country is actually demographically ...

2026-03-28T13:10:33Z

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Probably for as long as their country is actually demographically Japanese 😢

We’re Japan posting today ...

2026-03-28T13:09:01Z

We’re Japan posting today

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2026-03-28T12:50:39Z

Japan is our greatest ally

~ @wotancore on X

2026-03-27T18:21:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…930a
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~ @wotancore on X

There has never been an instance where your buddy gets a gf and ...

2026-03-27T18:21:04Z

There has never been an instance where your buddy gets a gf and becomes cooler

You’re right I should have. Shamelessly stolen from this guy ...

2026-03-27T16:09:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…69gx
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You’re right I should have. Shamelessly stolen from this guy

😂😂

2026-03-27T16:06:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…qwfl
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😂😂

The $MSTY guys have been real quiet lately.. ...

2026-03-27T16:06:08Z

The $MSTY guys have been real quiet lately..

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2026-03-27T01:14:18Z

“I’ve pooped in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in”

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2026-03-19T22:46:55Z

Recently realized I do in fact have the courage to hate the poor.

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2026-03-19T22:45:40Z

Max Keiser converted me from a shitcoiner to a maxi.

Luckily I can remain retarded longer than the market can remain ...

2026-03-19T22:44:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…mlcc
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Luckily I can remain retarded longer than the market can remain irrational.

~$70k is stupid cheap given this Iran war costs almost $2 billion ...

2026-03-19T12:30:51Z

~$70k is stupid cheap given this Iran war costs almost $2 billion a day.

Happy 39 Trillion! ...

2026-03-17T22:46:59Z

Happy 39 Trillion!

He could go to New India (Canada)

2026-03-16T13:24:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…vkqq
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He could go to New India (Canada)

Is Bitcoin starting to frontrun the impending mega print? I ...

2026-03-16T11:18:28Z

Is Bitcoin starting to frontrun the impending mega print?

I thought oil hovering around 90-100 was going to tank us to 50k but we’re kinda pumping?

This feels really weird man.

Remember The Flippening? Fuckin idiots lmaooo

2026-03-10T19:37:27Z

Remember The Flippening?

Fuckin idiots lmaooo

It’s cool how you have to trick every piece of software into ...

2026-03-06T23:19:41Z

It’s cool how you have to trick every piece of software into functioning properly nowadays.

Twitter be like: “Super retarded/false statement” 🗯️ ...

2026-03-06T17:01:34Z

Twitter be like:

“Super retarded/false statement”

🗯️ 1.5k ♻️10k ❤️ 73k

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2026-03-06T16:26:06Z

A lot of Bitcoiners are pro war shills. Very strange

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2026-03-04T06:28:47Z

“Revive me I have the goybeam”

They’re gonna say the same things about us that we say about ...

2026-03-03T17:37:46Z

They’re gonna say the same things about us that we say about the Boomers.

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2026-03-02T19:30:59Z

The market likes war now?

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2026-03-01T02:19:18Z

Ngl I thought we were gonna drop harder than that.

Not looking good rn

2026-02-28T08:12:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…amsk
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Not looking good rn

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2026-02-28T08:12:34Z

Generational buying opportunity soon?

So fucking cheap rn ...

2026-02-27T02:35:56Z

So fucking cheap rn

Anyone remember the $MSTY people? ...

2026-02-26T23:58:09Z

Anyone remember the $MSTY people?

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2026-02-23T02:20:09Z

At this rate, shares of $MSTR will just be free soon.

I barely need food anymore

2026-02-17T19:52:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…prvl
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I barely need food anymore

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2026-02-17T19:51:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…mcjy
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😍😍

You just had to be there

2026-02-12T00:05:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…kwrr
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You just had to be there

Customer service unmatched

2026-02-12T00:04:45Z

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Customer service unmatched

And yes I do mean my shitty takes

2026-02-12T00:01:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…8ea3
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And yes I do mean my shitty takes

Bet on Bitcoin AND yourself. If you have a fat stack, put it to ...

2026-02-12T00:00:45Z

Bet on Bitcoin AND yourself. If you have a fat stack, put it to work somehow.
Fulfill your dreams. You won’t be here forever, time is running out.

If I could choose one super power, it would be giving ...

2026-02-11T00:46:47Z

If I could choose one super power, it would be giving LynAlden (nprofile…hmqs) the ability to ratio anyone.

With markets this volatile, we are all both poor and rich ...

2026-02-06T16:54:51Z

With markets this volatile, we are all both poor and rich simultaneously.

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2026-02-06T15:17:42Z

The shitty takes are intensifying

I heard he wasn’t which is crazy

2026-02-06T00:36:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…lgnx
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I heard he wasn’t which is crazy

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2026-02-06T00:35:07Z

58k gang be like: 😈

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2026-02-05T22:22:16Z

LOWER

So cool

2026-02-04T19:56:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…mpqj
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So cool

Praying for you and your family 🙏

2026-02-04T19:56:41Z

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Praying for you and your family 🙏

The US at the behest of Israel

2026-02-04T19:55:36Z

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The US at the behest of Israel

I can tell no one listens to a damn thing I say bc I’m still ...

2026-02-04T18:44:06Z

I can tell no one listens to a damn thing I say bc I’m still known as the “crypto” guy. So fucking annoying smh.

If this Quantum thing does end up taking us out, at least we ...

2026-02-04T17:39:39Z

If this Quantum thing does end up taking us out, at least we tried to free the world from permanent slavery.

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2026-02-03T04:03:10Z

First Quantum FUD, now Epstein is Satoshi. It never ends.

Plebs together strong ...

2026-02-02T06:06:58Z

Plebs together strong

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2026-01-31T23:19:09Z

Round 2 of the Iran thing is probably imminent.

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2026-01-31T16:49:37Z

Another day of stacking sats and focusing on my craft.

The more interesting you think Bitcoin is, the more you put your ...

2026-01-31T16:48:56Z

The more interesting you think Bitcoin is, the more you put your entire live savings into it.

Are we dumping over the potential gov shutdown or bc the Iran ...

2026-01-30T05:51:40Z

Are we dumping over the potential gov shutdown or bc the Iran thing is about to flare up again?

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2026-01-29T22:11:28Z

Most people’s take on $MSTR is just straight up retarded.

More fake ass dumps that mean nothing in the medium-long term

2026-01-29T19:23:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…9xae
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More fake ass dumps that mean nothing in the medium-long term

Yep

2026-01-29T03:24:53Z

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Yep

I am once again telling you Bitcoin is undervalued ...

2026-01-26T14:22:28Z

I am once again telling you Bitcoin is undervalued

The Sopranos

2026-01-24T01:11:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…lrtj
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The Sopranos

👀

2026-01-24T01:10:43Z

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👀

I’m happy for the gold guys. They had to wait 5000 years for ...

2026-01-23T16:44:25Z

I’m happy for the gold guys. They had to wait 5000 years for this moment, they deserve it.

Most people sitting in paper gold are gonna have the craziest ...

2026-01-23T00:45:06Z

Most people sitting in paper gold are gonna have the craziest wake up call, and at this rate probably soon.

I’d probably get eaten so it’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

2026-01-21T15:48:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…y26g
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I’d probably get eaten so it’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

G says he’s gonna let the sea decide

2026-01-21T15:47:40Z

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G says he’s gonna let the sea decide

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2026-01-21T01:14:22Z

Maybe a prolonged bear market amidst historic debasement is what ...

2026-01-20T20:56:07Z

Maybe a prolonged bear market amidst historic debasement is what we need rn.

Most of us have gotten kinda soft lately anyway.

Ofc I fucked it up

2026-01-20T16:53:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…8vkq
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Ofc I fucked it up

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ $150k BTC 🕯️ Fallout ...

2026-01-20T16:51:58Z

🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
$150k BTC
🕯️ Fallout 3 🕯️
Remaster
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
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Manor Lords is awesome

2026-01-12T20:53:29Z

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Manor Lords is awesome

Everyone today ...

2026-01-12T17:28:07Z

Everyone today

Jerome going hard af rn

2026-01-12T17:01:23Z

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Jerome going hard af rn

Shoutout to self employed people who really feel it every year

2025-12-29T23:39:08Z

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Shoutout to self employed people who really feel it every year

They’re still kinda common, it’s wild.

2025-12-19T01:22:34Z

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They’re still kinda common, it’s wild.

Gotta have that dog in you

2025-12-19T01:21:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…9ljx
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Gotta have that dog in you

Gonna start arbing Tether between 0.9999 and 1.0

2025-12-19T01:19:22Z

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Gonna start arbing Tether between 0.9999 and 1.0

I don’t even think it’s nostalgia. They’re just obviously ...

2025-12-19T01:17:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…lzul
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I don’t even think it’s nostalgia. They’re just obviously so much better.

It’s super dope that Ross got freed and there’s talk of ...

2025-12-18T18:49:14Z

It’s super dope that Ross got freed and there’s talk of helping the samurai guys.

But other than that, this admin has been an unmitigated disaster in like every possible way.

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2025-12-03T21:45:40Z

They say double-top but we know there is no top.

Some people seriously think the inflation genie is going back in ...

2025-12-02T20:58:19Z

Some people seriously think the inflation genie is going back in the bottle lmao

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2025-12-02T00:21:24Z

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2025-12-02T00:19:59Z

Still all in idgaf

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2025-11-22T06:13:08Z

Too many people are bearish for me to be bearish.

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2025-11-22T03:03:00Z

Wen Nostr shorts?

Hit em up, WEST SIIIIDE

2025-11-21T22:01:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…e70s
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Hit em up, WEST SIIIIDE

I’ll probably start shuffling stuff around in my 30’s. For ...

2025-11-21T16:00:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…zeu4
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I’ll probably start shuffling stuff around in my 30’s.

For now it’s peddle to the floor, all-in mode.

I hate to be that guy but it would be pretty interesting to break ...

2025-11-21T15:02:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…0rjl
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I hate to be that guy but it would be pretty interesting to break the 4 year cycle this way

I feel it

2025-11-21T14:14:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…w509
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I feel it

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2025-11-21T14:14:19Z

🟥 🟩 🟩 🟥?

People keep saying something big broke and I’m starting to ...

2025-11-21T02:09:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…m79m
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People keep saying something big broke and I’m starting to agree. Feels ominous

It seems super obvious the money is broken bc almost every chart ...

2025-11-21T02:08:33Z

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It seems super obvious the money is broken bc almost every chart isn’t supposed to look exactly the same.

Me trying to decipher what this means ...

2025-11-20T18:10:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…ekdd
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Me trying to decipher what this means

SPY & Bitcoin charts are identical. Very healthy nothing to ...

2025-11-20T18:07:59Z

SPY & Bitcoin charts are identical. Very healthy nothing to see here.

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2025-11-20T01:39:13Z

0.00%

They’re just not built for it lol

2025-11-20T00:38:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…eenq
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They’re just not built for it lol

The price is flat bc no one can buy/sell rn lol

2025-11-18T14:07:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…leld
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The price is flat bc no one can buy/sell rn lol

Could this be the big one?

2025-11-18T13:52:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…wq2j
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Could this be the big one?

Not a good look

2025-11-18T13:48:30Z

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Not a good look

Who will downdetect the Downdetector??

2025-11-18T13:24:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…y7zw
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Who will downdetect the Downdetector??

Yea it seems like it’s all over the place, not just a couple ...

2025-11-18T13:22:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…s0ze
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Yea it seems like it’s all over the place, not just a couple services.