https://nostr.ae https://nostr.ae/npub1zs2t4eekn8ze5pewsphtxmc9gt2ymvfjfz6w4n3xe35exmj4xnsqpsf757 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0hhd7xph887q53q4nmccd3wt0nujqk92yvdarjv2wmqyycq2uwrgzyq2pfwh8x6vutxs896qxavm0q4pdgnd3xfytf6kwymxxnymw256wq84l9jr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf3lekgxwj8cgrkajquktamhswvhvywvftntcvkstt8ml8hdx6uus4ffefc'>nevent1q…fefc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some philosophical anecdotes I have read inscribed within the walls of a shitter on a deployment:<br/><br/>&#34;Don&#39;t laugh; the joke is in your hand!&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Here I sit, broken hearted,<br/>Tried to shit, but only farted,<br/>Later on I took a chance,<br/>Tried to fart and shit my pants...&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Every time you masturbate, a ninja beheads a kitten. Please, think of the kittens&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;All Sailors Suck Dick&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;I only joined for the college money&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;For a Good Time, meet [insert foid&#39;s name] in the Fan Room at 2200&#34; 2026-07-21T17:30:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs969hxvjgc2h0e5v37fjsm3rsx23zkqqt70dlpxh0mgm4a4mgcm7szyq2pfwh8x6vutxs896qxavm0q4pdgnd3xfytf6kwymxxnymw256wq7mrdmu Hey fam, a quick update.<br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub18fwcztmtv074hdzh499clysw28qnnp0ph9u3x2l3cuyc79jz0pxq7a548v" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub18fwcztmtv074hdzh499clysw28qnnp0ph9u3x2l3cuyc79jz0pxq7a548v</span> (<span class="italic">npub18fw…548v</span>)</a></span> &amp; son are doing very well; a full recovery is expected and provided her blood pressure stabilizes, little guy and I get to bring her home.<br/><br/>Thank you all for all the well wishes. We love you all. <br/><br/>She is also most thankful that God sent tribute in the form of the news of the death of Israeli puppet, warmonger and oberfaggot Lindsey Graham.<br/><br/>Clip related<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/5a/35/b5/5a35b52faf4951f19eb361d886d1f41fec3e3c85315492610ac82f6c59a5dfa0.mp4"></video><br/><blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1tpvsdyn366z7w700xpwyg604emc0jp4dr278efphxkwgltnaxncs2p9t0t" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1tpv…9t0t</a></span> </div> GM all.<br/><br/>I debated posting this, but you all here are family....<br/><br/>I got home from fitness yesterday morning to find my son screaming next to <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub18fwcztmtv074hdzh499clysw28qnnp0ph9u3x2l3cuyc79jz0pxq7a548v" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>npub18fwcztmtv074hdzh499clysw28qnnp0ph9u3x2l3cuyc79jz0pxq7a548v</span> (<span class="italic">npub18fw…548v</span>)</a></span> as she had passed out on the floor and was unresponsive. She was rushed to the hospital in critical condition. She had an ectopic pregnancy and had suffered severe internal bleeding. Due to the internal injuries, surgery was performed and although she made it through and is improving, she can never bear a child again. I am concerned for my son over what he experienced yesterday- he was beyond terrified, and rightly so.<br/><br/>Please pray for them both & send love. </blockquote> 2026-07-12T22:53:08Z