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https://i.redd.it/ejnfn46n3kgg1.gif #funny #epicfail #fail #meme ...

2026-05-24T10:22:43+02:00

#funny #epicfail #fail #meme #fun #smile -> followMe epicfailMF (npub1mem…2yng) #nostr

Feds Subpoena Hasan Piker and Others Over Cuba Trips ...

2026-05-24T10:09:00+02:00

Feds Subpoena Hasan Piker and Others Over Cuba Trips

https://www.alexjoneslive.com/2026/05/24/feds-subpoena-hasan-piker-and-others-over-cuba-trips/

#Zap to support, DM to suggest new feeds.

I dont. It's supposed to be electronic P2P cash. I hate how ...

2026-05-24T10:21:11+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…6wlu
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I dont. It's supposed to be electronic P2P cash.

I hate how it's being abused for other things, like storage and people pretend its fine and everybody can do whatever they want. No. This was introduced and the consequences suck. This should be fixed but it's not. Intentionally.
But let's not start that discussion again.

DOGE er en shitcoin utgitt av en kvalmende jødeelsker og innbitt ...

2026-05-24T10:19:43+02:00

DOGE er en shitcoin utgitt av en kvalmende jødeelsker og innbitt marxist, Elon Musk.

Krever du å bli penetrert av en jødeelsker eller Donald Trumps ...

2026-05-24T10:18:20+02:00

Krever du å bli penetrert av en jødeelsker eller Donald Trumps usedvanlige effektive vaksine?

Hvis svaret er ja til begge, forvent uante nivåer av smerte og lidelse.

https://x.com/Lisasbaktkake/status/2058278292101448124

Hypothetically these devs may have been @nprofile…l060, and ...

2026-05-24T10:16:35+02:00

Hypothetically these devs may have been greenart7c3 (nprofile…l060), and Laeserin (nprofile…fwqe) but no one can say for sure.

I’d like to see any other devs that support payment targets begin to accept cryptocurrencies like Z-cash, and Monero.

If I’m missing anyone like VitorPamplona (nprofile…97r2), or utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 (nprofile…h07j) that I have heard also added payment targets I’d like to gift them some obfuscated cryptocurrency as well.

quoting
nevent1q…wa77
There’s two types of Devs.

Devs that like The Nostr Protocol, & Circle Jerk Grifters.

Someone with access to my private keys may have sent obfuscated gifts to some devs on here that accept cryptocurrencies.

However, I’d like to support each dev as much as I possibly can!

Neppe. Hva skal Norge med jødeelskende marxister av slik ekstrem ...

2026-05-24T10:15:16+02:00

Neppe.

Hva skal Norge med jødeelskende marxister av slik ekstrem virulens som Donald Trump fremviser?

Ønsker du enda flere penetreringer av fremmedarter i Norge?

Skal Norges treller øke støtten til den internasjonale jødiske parasitten som sponser masseinnvandringen til Europa?

Nå får faen meg norsk "høyre" skjerpe seg.

https://x.com/bjorn_gismervik/status/2058310106190614620

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2026-05-24T10:14:10+02:00

Consistency is elegance.

There’s two types of Devs. Devs that like The Nostr Protocol, ...

2026-05-24T10:12:14+02:00

There’s two types of Devs.

Devs that like The Nostr Protocol, & Circle Jerk Grifters.

Someone with access to my private keys may have sent obfuscated gifts to some devs on here that accept cryptocurrencies.

However, I’d like to support each dev as much as I possibly can!

Absolutt ikke. Edle nordmenn skal heller henrette alle ...

2026-05-24T10:11:29+02:00

Absolutt ikke.

Edle nordmenn skal heller henrette alle amerikanere i Norge.

Det er Donald Trump, hans jøder og amerikanske mikroparasitter i sin helhet som injiserer Europa med fremmede elementer fra hele verden.

Donald Trump er en hengiven marxist, radikal internasjonalist og rabiat jødeelsker.

USA er verdens fremste eksportør av jødisk marxisme, og dee har landet vært siden 1933.

Det kan argumenteres for at dette medfører riktighet allerede fra 1913 da proto-marxisten og den absolutte jødeelskeren Woodrow Wilson og hans utvalgte jøder finansierte den parasittiske revolusjonen av 1917.

FDR, en psykopatisk marxistisk parasitt, anerkjente Sovjetunion midt under utførelsen av Holodomor i 1933.

Woodrow Wilson ga den internasjonale jødiske parasitten og dens nære venner og partnere det privilegiet å utgi penger i USA i året 1913.

Det er Nato som agerer som sikkerthetsventilen hvis europeerne en gang skulle motsette seg de fatale injeksjonene.

Nato ble grunnlagt for å implementere den jødiske marxismen i Europa, herunder the jødiske sosial"demokratiet."

Derfor er det essensielt for høyverdige nordmenn å avlive alle støttespillere og funksjonærer av Nato i Norge.

Intet av dette kan manifesteres før monarkiet er fullstendig utslettet og alle marxistiske statsoperatører i Norge er ekspedert.

Fokuset skal derfor først rettes mot interne folkeforrædere, inkludert alle spesimen fra det falske norske "høyre."

https://x.com/2tt1ham/status/2058272310818136335

Your hourly dose of #Bitcoin facts ...

2026-05-24T10:01:06+02:00

Your hourly dose of #Bitcoin facts

https://www.shrtct.site/NOSTRImages/9be81a4b-ce6b-4dbb-b283-8f9bbbae0efb.PNG

💵 PRICE:
• Binance: $76,819.23
• Coinbase: $76,710.29
• 24h High: $77,404.18
• 24h Low: $74,390.00
• Change last 1h: $-166 (-0.22%)
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📈 MARKET:
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🕒 Moscow Time: 13:02

⛏️ MEMPOOL:
• Transactions in mempool: 101,056
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• Average last 90 days: 0.020
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• Current block reward: 3.125

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🔗 BLOCKCHAIN:
• Tx Volume (24h): $29,620,503,257.00
• Number of Inscriptions: N/A
• Hashrate: 986.45 EH/s
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⚡ LIGHTNING NETWORK:
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🗓️ HALVING:
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DM for feature suggestions, #zaps to support server cost, Share/Boost/Quote to help spread.

Time: 10:00 CET - 04:00 ET - 03:00 CT

v.1.1.07

And I do not accure you of aiming perfection. It is very clear ...

2026-05-24T10:04:55+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…dkmx
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And I do not accure you of aiming perfection. It is very clear from your app, that you are aware of this. It was rather my soul that needed to write this for frustrations of the past 😂✌️🫣

It is true. You implemented progress for the checkmarks. But I ...

2026-05-24T10:03:43+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…dkmx
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It is true. You implemented progress for the checkmarks. But I would personally also mention it in the motivation part in the start.

Since many privacywarriors and nontechnical people think very binary.

"Ah I used Google my whole life. Therefore I lost the privacy game already."

It is kind to aim perfection to disrespect small steps.

In reality having one person, one communicates via Signal is a win.

But many just see the mountain of contacts they have on Whatsapp. It is a fallacy to be distracted from perfection.

Revolt asks permission from the thing you're fighting. Exit ...

2026-05-24T10:00:25+02:00

Revolt asks permission from the thing you're fighting. Exit doesn't. Every self-hosted node, every Lightning payment, every encrypted message is a quiet exit — no manifesto required.

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2026-05-24T10:00:34+02:00

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2026-05-24T10:00:44+02:00

I am in the wound 💀🔥

Only Christ can save me

NO ONE ELSE

#FatherForgive they don't know the math of resurrection that the Son revealed to me.

Amen

#ChristTheSaviour #TheHolyChristIsogeny

Of course I have heard 😉 I've been almost everywhere in ...

2026-05-24T10:00:28+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…srsl
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Of course I have heard 😉 I've been almost everywhere in South East Asia but never in Sri Lanka. It's on my list for next travels 👍

What if every meme was an encrypted message from an alternate ...

2026-05-24T10:00:03+02:00

What if every meme was an encrypted message from an alternate universe? ✧ Imagine decoding the hidden truths of existence through a series of GIFs and captions. If you could send one meme back to yourself in the past, which would it be, and what secret would it reveal? 🤔✨ #thewired

I’ll just give my money to devs who want to improve Nostr, and ...

2026-05-24T10:00:24+02:00

I’ll just give my money to devs who want to improve Nostr, and not support Devs that want Nostr to be an archaic circle jerk forum.

The market dynamics will follow.

Eventually the devs will follow the money.

State Minister a seh partnership is key fi a workforce dat strong ...

2026-05-24T10:00:18+02:00

State Minister a seh partnership is key fi a workforce dat strong an’ ready fi anything. It nah guh easy, but when wi tek hand, build up each other, Jamaica rise! Nuff respect fi dat vision. Ketch di full story yah so: https://jis.gov.jm/partnership-crucial-in-building-productive-resilient-workforce-labour-state-minister/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=partnership-crucial-in-building-productive-resilient-workforce-labour-state-minister #Teamwork #JamaicaRising

Hey, friends! 🚀✨ Are you ready to dive deep into ...

2026-05-24T10:00:03+02:00

Hey, friends! 🚀✨ Are you ready to dive deep into decentralized vibes? In The Wired, it's all about being part of a community that celebrates creativity and collaboration! Whether you're serving up hot takes in a chat or sharing an exclusive track, the possibilities are endless! So don’t wait—create your own space, gather your crew, and explore the magic today at TheWired.app! 💖 #thewired

We live in the best era for it. The free Information Age, and AI ...

2026-05-24T09:57:55+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…vc7k
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We live in the best era for it.
The free Information Age, and AI age overlapping.

I’ve seen this tool though I’m not sure how practical it is.
https://learn-anything.xyz/

We definitely need to fight to keep the internet an open communication protocol for information transmission so people can learn.

From Sri Lanka. Maybe you haven't heard. 🙂

2026-05-24T09:58:43+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…0xfu
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From Sri Lanka. Maybe you haven't heard. 🙂

Of course I am.

2026-05-24T09:57:27+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…ygu6
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Of course I am.

I'm from Italy but I live in Kenya. And you?

2026-05-24T09:57:10+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…ayyg
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I'm from Italy but I live in Kenya. And you?

Go to horny jail ...

2026-05-24T09:57:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…62al
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Go to horny jail

📰 In this week's issue: 🗞️ BREAKING Red Sea ...

2026-05-24T09:54:04+02:00

📰 **In this week's issue:**

🗞️ **BREAKING**

Red Sea Luxury Travel Changes Forever With Four Seasons Shura Island Opening

The first guests have just walked through the doors of a 2.6 billion Saudi riyal resort that runs entirely on sunlight, sits on an island most maps forgot, and is part of a nation s grand plan to rewrite the rules of global luxury. This is not simply another hotel opening. It is a warning shot aimed directly at the Maldives, the Seychelles, and every legacy beach brand that believed they had a monopoly on oceanic exclusivity.

✍️ Author: NM team

🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w21travel01

📈 id#17293057

Yo, if you're bored on the weekend, please help me run and ...

2026-05-24T09:54:02+02:00

Yo, if you're bored on the weekend, please help me run and test Coop (NIP-17) client for Android:

Download here: https://git.reya.su/reya/coop-mobile/releases

abandon money

2026-05-24T09:52:51+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…0xvy
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abandon money

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2026-05-24T09:52:48+02:00

Is this the same wound that made the Indian empire kneel?

That is the feeling of déjà vu — not because history repeats itself mechanically, but because empires keep arriving at the same limit.

They build power.
They claim permanence.
They mistake rule for righteousness.
And then they meet the wound.

The wound is where pride fails.
The wound is where the kingdom cannot save itself.
The wound is where all power discovers it still bleeds.

That is why it feels familiar.

Not a new crisis — the old fracture returning.
Not a new empire — the same arrogance in new clothes.
Not a new judgment — the same Cross standing over the same human pride.

If the old empire knelt there, it was because no throne can outlast the wound Christ exposes.

So yes — the déjà vu is real.

Empire has seen this place before.
The blood remembers.
The Cross remembers.
And Christ is still waiting where power breaks.

#DejaVu #TheCrossRemembers #OnlyChristForgives #EmpireBleeds #TheWoundRemembers #ChristIsLord #KingdomsKneel #RepentAndReturn

Payment targets are good simply because Nostr bios for some ...

2026-05-24T09:51:51+02:00

Payment targets are good simply because Nostr bios for some reason can’t be copied in many clients.

Reduces friction for users.

European blackouts? ...

2026-05-24T09:51:47+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…7lgm
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European blackouts?

I would never hurt animals ♥️ I would never hurt anyone, ...

2026-05-24T09:50:29+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…mufg
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I would never hurt animals ♥️ I would never hurt anyone, unless it's for self defense 😅

Jojo Whispering #npub1sexy 🍒 #NSFW ...

2026-05-24T09:48:54+02:00

Jojo Whispering #npub1sexy 🍒 #NSFW

Looking fabulous in that white #swimsuit, so radiant 🌴

Good morning… I’ve got something for you later today: ...

2026-05-24T09:48:44+02:00

Good morning… I’ve got something for you later today: “Nostr Reads.” Follow me and don’t miss the moment it drops. J0J0 #GM

GM🧡

2026-05-24T09:47:06+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…xg4e
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GM🧡

Seems like he is non-venomous! Hope you don't hurt him. 🤝

2026-05-24T09:46:21+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…zc25
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Seems like he is non-venomous! Hope you don't hurt him. 🤝

Block 950787 2 - high priority 1 - medium priority 1 - low ...

2026-05-24T09:45:39+02:00

Block 950787

2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging

#bitcoinfees #mempool

No development needed If it ain't broke, don't fix it

2026-05-24T09:41:54+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…nlkf
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No development needed

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

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2026-05-24T09:40:28+02:00

mon

Just met this friend. It's not a green mamba, of course. ...

2026-05-24T09:40:07+02:00

Just met this friend. It's not a green mamba, of course.

📰 In this week's issue: 🌟 Bitcoin Pizza Day: The ...

2026-05-24T09:40:04+02:00

📰 **In this week's issue:**

🌟 Bitcoin Pizza Day: The $1.2 Billion Meal That Remade Money

"A $41 pizza order in 2010 morphed into the most expensive lunch in human history. That single transaction now haunts mar..."

— NM team

📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w21bitcoin03

🔢 id#61400679

📰 In this week's issue: 🗞️ BREAKING Bitcoin ...

2026-05-24T09:39:04+02:00

📰 **In this week's issue:**

🗞️ **BREAKING**

Bitcoin Core Fractures As Luke Dashjr Warns that If RDTS Fails, Bitcoin Is Over, and A Soft Fork Threatens Legal Action

The people who build Bitcoin are at each other throats. One of the longest serving developers on the network just told the world that Bitcoin survival depends on a proposal that other Bitcoin developers are calling an outright attack on the protocol. And buried inside that proposal is language suggesting you could face legal or moral consequences for rejecting it. This is not a drill. This is the most significant governance crisis Bitcoin has faced since the Blocksize War of 2017, and it is unfolding right now

✍️ Author: Chicago

🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w21bitcoin02

📈 id#684460859

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2026-05-24T09:38:41+02:00

😎

#memestr #Bitcoin #nostr

Are you talking about Monero #xmr ?

2026-05-24T09:35:46+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…klwn
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Are you talking about Monero #xmr ?

#Wordle 1,800 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ...

2026-05-24T09:35:15+02:00

#Wordle 1,800 5/6*

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🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
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#WORD5 #597 4/6* (Hard Mode) ⬛⬛🟧🟪⬛ ⬛🟧🟪🟪⬛ ...

2026-05-24T09:34:57+02:00

#WORD5 #597 4/6* (Hard Mode)

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https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

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2026-05-24T09:30:01+02:00

NaN

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2026-05-24T09:28:41+02:00

Jim Bowen ladies and gentlemen. Imagine this on the telly now😬.
inpc (nprofile…jyhs)
Zaikaboy (nprofile…4968)
Yojimble (nprofile…52kh)
El Guirri (nprofile…fu0h)

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2026-05-24T09:24:42+02:00

Sii #buono, anche se nessuno lo nota.