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That would be a good campaign to do 🤔
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The Kubera Principle wants to deprogram you.
Kubera原则想要对你进行去程序化.
从什么中解程序化? Deprogrammed from what?
From understanding that Bitcoin is the hardest money ever created?
From knowing that 21 million is the most important number in financial history?
Keep your deprogramming.
I will keep my Bitcoin.
#Bitcoin #比特币 #加密货币 #区块链 #BTC #altcoin #crypto
and then say that you deserve a 10/10 man who pays for everything also, how could i forget
Анализ безопасности: ETHIC+. Security analysis: ETHIC+.
Gold-indexed token. Sounds stable.
BNB Smart Chain. Centralised validator set.
Charity mechanism. Marketing layer.
AI agents. Automated promotion.
Это не безопасность. This is not security.
This is a product launch dressed as a revolution.
Bitcoin has no marketing budget.
No AI agents. No holographic globe.
And a $1.5 trillion market cap.
Пусть цифры говорят сами за себя.
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Zambi eu te perdooooo ! Pai é quem cria 🐂
Siamo figli di Pitagora e di Casadei
di Machiavelli e di Totò
cresciuti con una morale cattolica
e con il rock'n'roll
siamo figli di Pitagora e di Trinità
di Michelangelo e Dario Fo
cresciuti con una morale cattolica
e con il rock'n'roll
(e con il rock'n'roll...)
А, ну и там, до кучи, "В nginx выявлена вторая за 10 дней удалённо эксплуатируемая уязвимость". Я с большим интересом жду, когда по взрослому возьмутся за kvm/qemu...
日本の文化遺産が予算不足で海外の資本に買収されている現実を無視し、自分たちの宮殿の調度品には最高級品を揃える皇族。
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Tô lendo esse agora. Muito bom pra aprender a escrever diálogos 😏
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🏢 Company: Advanced Micro Devices (#AMD)
📂 Sector: Information Technology / Semiconductors
👤 Insider: Norrod Forrest Eugene
👔 Title: EVP & GM DESG
📅 Transaction Date: 20 May 2026
📊 Transaction Type: SELL 🔴
🔢 Number of Shares: 19,487 (5%)
💲 Average Price: $431.40
💵 Transaction Value: $8,406,784.00
🧾 Shares Left After: 324,527
📎 Filing Link: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2488/000000248826000100/0000002488-26-000100-index.htm
#stocks
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A pequenada também não perdoou em nada nas pizzas. @nprofile…3twm, @nprofile…2les, @nprofile…30r4, @nprofile…5scl
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the LUNA trigger event and also the story about India...
for sure, hardware and analysis arbitrage exist in their case, but i still feel like information arbitrage is their main source of leverage on the common trader per se
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🏢 Company: Electronic Arts (#EA)
📂 Sector: Communication Services / Interactive Home Entertainment
👤 Insider: Wilson Andrew
👔 Title: Chairman & CEO
📅 Transaction Date: 21 May 2026
📊 Transaction Type: SELL 🔴
🔢 Number of Shares: 5,066 (5%)
💲 Average Price: $201.66
💵 Transaction Value: $1,021,610.06
🧾 Shares Left After: 85,974
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Just ask Claude bro 😭
But seriously it’s just JSON with functions. It’s a small investment for a having a system that doesn’t break randomly by itself for dumb reasons like apt distros do.
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Can't wait for the holidays
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Didnt @nprofile…radp used to have Amber support?
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Italian deputy PM wants to swap migrants for children
From RT
Fixing the acute demographic crisis would lessen the country’s dependence on a foreign workforce, Italian Deputy PM Antonio Tajani believes Italians should focus on having more children to replenish the country’s dwindling workforce so as to avoid bringing in more migrants in the future, Italian Deputy Prime Minister and Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani has suggested. […]
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Bitcoin: $75923 (-2.22%) | NEWS: "News Feed Offline" | VERDICT: BEARISH 🩸
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Bitcoin distraction while IMF and World Bank quietly centralize control, Larry Fink and Jamie Dimon cash in.
Shakespearean distractions while Klaus Schwab's WEF orchestrates the reset.