{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","author_name":"npub1ylgsuga9cuy9sxvcv8c82n4y0653vca5g3guhgcqdeh6lcmp5q9qduxzrl","author_url":"https://nostr.ae/npub1ylgsuga9cuy9sxvcv8c82n4y0653vca5g3guhgcqdeh6lcmp5q9qduxzrl","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.ae","html":"nostr:npub13zpxm7f59sl42x848wzs54cw69m9k5uuc2anjggnn8ffr5n95d7shrl50k nostr:npub1t8etvztshwlpsgavv9hndd2px9gy4na8yyt3kpl3e4m2fvwfd45s2sywld \nThere's a story I didn't tell you guys about when I was living at the last place with the Golden Girls.\nTwo were old as dirt and the 3rd one was a Pacific Islander girl who wasn't old.  She was 250 pounds.\nOne night I went out the back door to smoke a cigarette in my truck.  I had too walk past the fatty's bedroom that had a screen door facing the back yard walkway.\nFatty had just gotten out of the shower and was maybe apparently naked? I don't know.  As I was unlocking the back gate, she stuck her head out the door and asked me if I was just standing there watching her.\nIt turned into a tense sitch.\nThe next day, I told Blanche Deveroux about it, and Blanche immediately got mad and said, she has done this before.\nTwo days later, I got the only formal apology that I have ever received from a woman (the fatty) in my life.\nNot joking."}