{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","author_name":"Micah C. Miracle (npub1v7…fefej)","author_url":"https://nostr.ae/npub1v79rprjecf8wrv6zkrlf400klha9mnxrpt4jwkjn0c0hlgrqn77qvfefej","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.ae","html":"As a man, I think it's important to say that buttons have no place on the front opening of my boxers. \n\nLike wtf? I'm supposed to fiddle with this shit before I pee? No. I will just pull the entire waistband down before I fiddle with a fucking button. "}