{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","author_name":"Scoundrel (npub14p…kxw3v)","author_url":"https://nostr.ae/npub14pa5q2kqs8ygfxuat02w88ezsle9wzwnu0meu7z2785t8rl0hhcspkxw3v","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.ae","html":"I have a very expensive proscription. Unfortunately I left the money for that proscription in my pocket... and then washed my clothes. The cash got completely shredded. I went back to the bank and the teller goes \"hello! What brings you back here so soon?\"\n\nApparently \"laundering drug money\" was not the correct answer to give in those circumstances."}
