{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","author_name":"Rusty Russell (npub179…elz4s)","author_url":"https://nostr.ae/npub179e9tp4yqtqx4myp35283fz64gxuzmr6n3yxnktux5pnd5t03eps0elz4s","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.ae","html":"Official Bitcoin Twitter Self-Worth Chart\n\n$70k: your hairline recedes.\n$60k: gangrene develops.\n$50k: you lose the ability to make coherent sentences, and all you can say to your panicked loved ones is \"Bitcoin is digital energy\". \n\n$150k: erectile dysfunction vanishes. \n$250k: your wife returns with the kids, saying she made a terrible mistake.\n$500k: your long-dead father rises from the grave, tells you that he was wrong and you were right, and he's proud of you. \n\n\n"}