{"type":"rich","version":"1.0","author_name":"Laeserin (npub1m4…jc2jl)","author_url":"https://nostr.ae/npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl","provider_name":"njump","provider_url":"https://nostr.ae","html":"Step 1: Russian ethnic minority moves in.\nStep 2: Russian minority demands everything be Russianized because diversity.\nStep 3: Ethnic majority like, LOL Nah This ain't Russian, man.\nStep 4: Russian ethnic minority cries to Mother Russia that they're being oppressed and protests in the streets for self-determination, waving 🇷🇺.\nStep 5: Russia arrives with troops to liberate them.\nStep 6: Russian ethnic minority moves in..."}