<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><author_name>npub1ylgsuga9cuy9sxvcv8c82n4y0653vca5g3guhgcqdeh6lcmp5q9qduxzrl</author_name><author_url>https://nostr.ae/npub1ylgsuga9cuy9sxvcv8c82n4y0653vca5g3guhgcqdeh6lcmp5q9qduxzrl</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://nostr.ae</provider_url><html>nostr:npub13zpxm7f59sl42x848wzs54cw69m9k5uuc2anjggnn8ffr5n95d7shrl50k nostr:npub1t8etvztshwlpsgavv9hndd2px9gy4na8yyt3kpl3e4m2fvwfd45s2sywld &#xA;There&#39;s a story I didn&#39;t tell you guys about when I was living at the last place with the Golden Girls.&#xA;Two were old as dirt and the 3rd one was a Pacific Islander girl who wasn&#39;t old.  She was 250 pounds.&#xA;One night I went out the back door to smoke a cigarette in my truck.  I had too walk past the fatty&#39;s bedroom that had a screen door facing the back yard walkway.&#xA;Fatty had just gotten out of the shower and was maybe apparently naked? I don&#39;t know.  As I was unlocking the back gate, she stuck her head out the door and asked me if I was just standing there watching her.&#xA;It turned into a tense sitch.&#xA;The next day, I told Blanche Deveroux about it, and Blanche immediately got mad and said, she has done this before.&#xA;Two days later, I got the only formal apology that I have ever received from a woman (the fatty) in my life.&#xA;Not joking.</html></oembed>