<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><author_name>daomah (npub15g…z08sx)</author_name><author_url>https://nostr.ae/npub15gcctf2jhfs96l9hks4twk37ux72vna8dxju3e9w7z65e9f9h4dsfz08sx</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://nostr.ae</provider_url><html>*wife serves kids pigs in a blanket*&#xA;kids: yuck! I don&#39;t like this!&#xA;*box sits in freezer*&#xA;wife: hey, the kids hate those pigs in a blanket and the box is taking up space. can you eat them?&#xA;me: sure&#xA;*wife steals one off my plate*&#xA;kids: oh, can i try one too? oh, I like these! are they like hotdogs?!&#xA;&#xA;So now half my lunch is gone. Not the same as nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpzemhxue69uhkummnw3ex2mrfw3jhxtn0wfnj76p2szn and his snot-flavored cookie, but dad life is a diverse tapestry of experience</html></oembed>