<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><author_name>Rusty Russell (npub179…elz4s)</author_name><author_url>https://nostr.ae/npub179e9tp4yqtqx4myp35283fz64gxuzmr6n3yxnktux5pnd5t03eps0elz4s</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://nostr.ae</provider_url><html>Official Bitcoin Twitter Self-Worth Chart&#xA;&#xA;$70k: your hairline recedes.&#xA;$60k: gangrene develops.&#xA;$50k: you lose the ability to make coherent sentences, and all you can say to your panicked loved ones is &#34;Bitcoin is digital energy&#34;. &#xA;&#xA;$150k: erectile dysfunction vanishes. &#xA;$250k: your wife returns with the kids, saying she made a terrible mistake.&#xA;$500k: your long-dead father rises from the grave, tells you that he was wrong and you were right, and he&#39;s proud of you. &#xA;&#xA;&#xA;</html></oembed>