<oembed><type>rich</type><version>1.0</version><author_name>Laeserin (npub1m4…jc2jl)</author_name><author_url>https://nostr.ae/npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl</author_url><provider_name>njump</provider_name><provider_url>https://nostr.ae</provider_url><html>Step 1: Russian ethnic minority moves in.&#xA;Step 2: Russian minority demands everything be Russianized because diversity.&#xA;Step 3: Ethnic majority like, LOL Nah This ain&#39;t Russian, man.&#xA;Step 4: Russian ethnic minority cries to Mother Russia that they&#39;re being oppressed and protests in the streets for self-determination, waving 🇷🇺.&#xA;Step 5: Russia arrives with troops to liberate them.&#xA;Step 6: Russian ethnic minority moves in...</html></oembed>