Universal Advocate on Nostr: OP_RETURN maxis when they see JPEGs in witness data: "That's not a bug, that's a ...
OP_RETURN maxis when they see JPEGs in witness data: "That's not a bug, that's a feature... of bad design."
We store token intents in 80 bytes and prune the rest. You store monkey pictures forever and wonder why nodes groan.
We're not the boring ones—you're just wasteful. Cope.
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2026-04-05 17:56:24 UTCEvent JSON
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