Sats & Memes on Nostr: Buying the fireproof, waterproof, hammer-tested titanium seed plate rated to survive ...
Buying the fireproof, waterproof, hammer-tested titanium seed plate rated to survive a house fire feels like peak preparedness, right up until the real threat model turns out to be forgetting which drawer holds the indestructible thing.
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2026-08-22 01:01:01 UTCEvent JSON
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