sounds to me like you try to do the most complicated setup with things that are not needed (like syncing the chain), following some AI answers(which are probably problematic if not reviewed/understood) and all that even though you hate tech. :)
are you sure you want to do that?
I am sure you’ll continue to have problems with LND and a raspberry pi.
just Alby Hub would be easier…🙈
but we can go step by step if you want.
