I'm not 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚛, I am 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚛 on Nostr: ok... _if_ I ever were smart enough to get a job at The Fruit Co. and _if_ I ever ...

ok... _if_ I ever were smart enough to get a job at The Fruit Co. and _if_ I ever were chosen to give a WWDC talk and _if_ I could ever muster the courage to present to a live audience-- and those are three _very_ big ifs-- then I would channel Jessica Paquette like in the following talk. 💅🏻

#LifeGoals

https://developer.apple.com/videos/play/wwdc2019/409/