Troed Sångberg on Nostr: This text is from the manual to a thing I bought from Amazon. I know what it is of ...

This text is from the manual to a thing I bought from Amazon. I know what it is of course - but what's your guess?

"Attention:

Because this product shoot power compare big, so when shoot machine with receive the machine distance too near hour will appear have no the phenomenon of the reaction, at this time should draw back them one meter at least behind again try. When Install distance very near, discover not Intelligent phenomenon, can shoot and receive medium of the condensing lens remove, can Immediately raise an intelligent degree."

I'm not joking, and no, I haven't put it through any translation tools.