I once watched as some guy who knew two chords on guitar needled his way into a traditional music session in the pub.
He insisted on disrupting the whole thing to play his shitty Ed Sheeran cover or whatever the fuck it was.
Afterwards somebody asked him, as a courtesy, if he was playing long (nobody cared, but he wouldnt give the guitar back) and he started doing this whole humble act and somebody, pissed off cut him short and said:
"Calm down, you're not good enough to be THAT humble"
Always stuck with me
