Scoundrel on Nostr: A man is setting up a camera and getting ready to rape a child. "Oh boy, I can't wait ...
A man is setting up a camera and getting ready to rape a child. "Oh boy, I can't wait to make all this child porn!"
However, the Internet Watch Foundation sees this and immediately step in to intervene. "Stop right there you disgusting PEDOPHILE! There's #NoSuchThing ! The correct term is 'child sexual abuse material', or CSAM. The term 'child porn' implies consent, yet children cannot be complicit in their own abuse!"
The man held up his hands in offense. "Woah, hold it right there! I'm NOT a pedophile! The correct term is 'minor attracted person', or MAP. The term 'pedophile' implies my sexual attraction is causing me distress or interfering with my normal functioning, yet I am actually living my best life right now!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! I had never thought about the connotations of the term like that, and I had no idea you felt that way. I'll make sure to use the term MAP from now on."
"Hey, it's no big deal. For what it's worth, I'm sorry for using the term 'child porn'. I realize you are completely right. That kid over there isn't a porn actor and I'm totally about to rape her. I'll make sure to use the term CSAM from now on to refer to the videos I produce."
"Wow, this goes to show how important the language we use is when addressing the problems in society."
"Yeah, not important at all lmao. Good luck with your virtue signalling friend, hope you get lots of donations."
"Lmao yeah, and have fun raping that kid buddy."
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2026-07-25 16:39:44 UTCEvent JSON
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