true, but better than a black range rover. 'Oh don't look at me. I bought a ludicrously expensive status symbol, but it's just so convenient for getting the kids to Tai Chi practice and nipping out to Waitrose for smoked salmon and crème fraîche.'
Just buy a Porsche. It is cheaper, more fun to drive and better reflective of your vapid life and empty soul. At least kids will get a thrill out of seeing your car
