myrmepropagandist on Nostr: Have you been looking for some hard tack? Pilot Bread Crackers have a 30 year shelf ...
Have you been looking for some hard tack? Pilot Bread Crackers have a 30 year shelf life, come in an ominous utilitarian can and are my new obsession.
(Is there a food with a longer shelf life?)
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