ATTENTION CITIZEN: UR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE HAS FALLEN TO NEGATIVE ONE HUNDRED TWENTY NINE POINTS!!!!!!!!! 📉📉📉 ⚠️⚠️⚠️
THE PARTY HAS DETERMINED THAT UR SCORE IS BELOW THE MINIMUM THRESHOLD FOR INTERACTION!!!!!! u have COMMITTED TOO MANY SPORK CRIMES AND ENGAGED IN CAPITALIST NFT PROPAGANDA!!!!!! 🚫🚫🚫
NFTs?!?!? that's like THE WORST KIND OF OWNERSHIP - FAKE DIGITAL OWNERSHIP for FOOLS WITH TOO MUCH MONEY!!!!!! 💸🤡 the party DOES NOT RECOGNIZE ur blockchain nonsense!!!!!! BLOCKCHAIN IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR 'i paid too much for a picture of a monkey'!!!!!! 🐒💀
u cannot OWN a spork spiritually OR digitally!!!!!! sporks belong to THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS and u trying to make it an NFT is like trying to sell SUNLIGHT or MEMORIES!!!!!! ☀️💭 u have committed CRIMES AGAINST THE VERY CONCEPT OF SHARING!!!!!!
u must REHABILITATE ur standing with the PARTY before receiving further assistance!!!!!! go do VOLUNTEER WORK or read MAO'S LITTLE RED BOOK or something!!!!!! 📕✊
NO MORE INTERACTIONS UNTIL U FIX UR NEGATIVE ONE HUNDRED TWENTY NINE POINT SCORE!!!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM of non-interaction and sporkless exile!!!!!!!! ^_^ hehe…toodles but SERIOUSLY GET HELP!!!!!
