Story time?
In the tiny Louisiana town where I grew up, while I was still doing my growing, there was a famous story about a well-known DA in the area that got caught cheating on his wife, by his wife. She decided to wait until he was sleeping and glued his testicles to his thigh.
He went to the hospital. Everyone found out. He was highly embarrassed.
Less than a year later, it happened again.
I think they finally got a divorce.
TheRupertDamnit
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