TheRupertDamnit

My pronouns are The/Rupert/Damnit. I will ONLY answer to those.

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npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

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2026-05-06 21:39:11 CEST

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He's very healthy. Apparently there's lots of dead stuff in her neighborhood. Lol

2026-05-06 21:37:34 CEST

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Further research says turkey culture has a red head. I can never remember the difference. The turkey vultures are creepier to me. But I think this guy is kinda cool looking.

2026-05-06 21:36:30 CEST

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Google lens said black vulture. All I told her was "vulture. Something's dead nearby." Lol.

2026-05-06 21:34:52 CEST

Middle kiddo just sent me this picture and asked "what is this creature? It scared the hell out of me."
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/c42988c337ff417b482aa9fe5c8a38405107b158c82bf3b255abd125daae6d3f.jpg

2026-05-06 21:22:50 CEST

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Never had em?

2026-05-06 21:16:47 CEST

Just in case anyone was wondering about this answer...the majority was unequivocally wrong.
Black Balloon was the song made for Meet Joe Black.
#nevent1q…26t7

2026-05-06 21:08:42 CEST

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Gotta say, I agree. That dress is a masterpiece but I really am getting sick of the teeny bangs and no eyebrows look.

2026-05-06 19:45:20 CEST

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Also, why are there fewer points for faster finishes?

2026-05-06 19:43:32 CEST

Last attempt, this is today.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/206c206406dbc34af2127724b019e146b81a3dd7903edf6012f9e5d5a04d3789.jpg
#nevent1q…aw4q

2026-05-06 19:40:45 CEST

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Omfg. Nvm. It was 3:38. I finished in under 4 minutes.

2026-05-06 19:40:07 CEST

This is today.
https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/af112bd8159b838bf2f91eb206994422079553f3dfefbe816145e5adac5275cc.jpg
#nevent1q…aw4q

2026-05-06 19:28:12 CEST

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You right, though.

2026-05-06 18:57:53 CEST

GM!
#threeminutesbeforenoonisstillmorningstfu

2026-05-06 18:54:31 CEST

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Omg. The plastic wrap was my favorite I think. But Yarn is right, the tarp is so very Met Gala.

2026-05-06 18:46:17 CEST

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I know it. I'm proud of you for branching out. Lol.

2026-05-06 16:49:29 CEST

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I'm rooting for you and that Queenie.

2026-05-06 06:59:16 CEST

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We'll be here waiting. You'll be a-okay. If you're not, who else is gonna be you?

2026-05-06 04:45:19 CEST

#nevent1q…lrrr

2026-05-06 04:45:01 CEST

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Where did you get this picture of me?

2026-05-06 04:44:19 CEST

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Welcome!
@nprofile…ga6f a new hair friend!

2026-05-06 01:05:02 CEST

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Vegan my tuchus!

2026-05-06 00:36:14 CEST

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I have lots and lots and lots of pens, pencils, mechanical pencils, markers, paints, brushes, ink wells, etc.
I also have many notebooks, binders, and folders.
You would think I'm so damned organized...

2026-05-05 20:25:31 CEST

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You'll survive.

2026-05-05 20:06:28 CEST

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#thedollartreestrikesagain

2026-05-05 20:05:12 CEST

I love these pens. Now I have to get the other colors.
When I was a kid I regularly taped 2 pens/pencils/crayons/markers together to get this effect.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/1e82669303005b34233607785c55c93ed8ab0b9563f80c810f8f036023c800a1.jpg
#imaybehaveaproblemwithcollectingpensandstationerymaybe

2026-05-05 18:57:52 CEST

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Also, I see that DMB Crash CD...

2026-05-05 18:57:01 CEST

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I like that wall color in those shelves.

2026-05-05 18:50:18 CEST

@nprofile…568a @nprofile…86zd
https://cdn.satellite.earth/8a5d688fbef440a9fb83badd65968ac8d0685b5ddf68d924dc2b2097b56f4c4b.png
(This is about 10 seconds off because I hit refresh before I was ready.)

2026-05-05 17:27:02 CEST

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#hmmidontthinkiwillsir

2026-05-05 17:25:32 CEST

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Maybe it glitched? I'll set my own timer today.

2026-05-05 16:58:19 CEST

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@nprofile…ga6f said he only got it quicker than me because he's a guy and a nerd.

2026-05-05 16:57:24 CEST

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It's a kinda weird thing, it's like "autofill" doesn't realize I'm moving on to the next word. Nbd, I prefer playing on desktop anyway. I don't know if you played the NYT games but they have Connections, it's another that I think folls here play.

2026-05-05 16:38:25 CEST

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I noticed a thing on mobile. Every time I type a word, it keeps the word in my predictive text when I move to the next word so that if I have to make a spelling correction or a fat finger fix I have to literally backspace as many times as I've typed. If I just move to the next clue and backspace before I guess it clears the previous word but if I forget, I'm backspacing forever.

2026-05-05 16:28:59 CEST

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I've been so bad at the word5. But slaying John's crossword. Lol.

2026-05-05 16:22:10 CEST

GM, folks!
I forgot to tell y'all yesterday so here's a double
GMGM!
#icantthinkofafunnyhashtagtodayimtoofrustratedbyword5

2026-05-05 16:12:15 CEST

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Fuck this word.

2026-05-05 16:11:47 CEST

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2026-05-05 03:33:32 CEST

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Idk why I look so upset. I should feel right at home in the swamp.

2026-05-04 22:21:08 CEST

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https://cdn.satellite.earth/2af56cf65eebb29a800481f0e3ef9f66f4f6264123e2ede786d42392769a0b83.jpg

2026-05-04 20:27:17 CEST

@nprofile…86zd, I had to screenshot my desktop and crop to share this time...
https://cdn.satellite.earth/16b20604a675ca31b5ed054397ea99825cd663606dc4b94145959ea04bf7fd73.png

2026-05-04 19:54:20 CEST

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#nevent1q…pcte

2026-05-04 18:46:14 CEST

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I always forget about lain when I suggest anime for folks. I'm always like "Bastard, Fist of the North Star, Full Metal Alchemist...Oh, you GOTTA watch the Bebop, its top notch. I know I'm forgetting something... Akira?"

2026-05-04 18:43:28 CEST

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Did!

2026-05-04 17:31:30 CEST

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I noticed some on a tree I've never been able to identify in my yard and then noticed the lady bugs having a feast. I helped one find her prey. Lol.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/97251966f8b6481b885b90bae8899cce14116c63c95e5618aa3e57c9202fab94.jpg

2026-05-04 16:52:25 CEST

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Sometimes I tell this story and wonder if folks will recognize it from the ancient times on icq.

2026-05-04 16:51:32 CEST

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Aren't they all watching?

2026-05-04 16:49:11 CEST

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Become the crazy hummingbird lady you were meant to be...
Also, idr her name but I used to watch these videos of this chick that would build contraptions to wear on her face with hummingbird feeders on them.

2026-05-04 16:45:15 CEST

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Now that there is one nest, if they're successful and you provide fresh sugar water and flowers, you'll end up with more nests next year.

2026-05-04 15:53:02 CEST

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A million internet years ago, I misheard a friend saying the title of the John Mayer album Room for Squares as Rupert Squares and said "who the hell is Rupert Squares?!" to which my friend responded "You are!"
So, for many years I was Rupert Squares.
One day, after I had become Rupert Squares, I was trying to sign into some trivia site or other and wanted to be just Rupert but it kept adding shit to the end. I got frustrated and said "I just want to be Rupert, damnit!"
(I have also been known as Baroness Damnit in some circles.)

2026-05-04 15:43:48 CEST

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Aphids. You can just hose them off. But if you want to be more thorough, a little alcohol or neem oil first and maybe chop that arm. Lady bugs love em.

2026-05-04 15:42:25 CEST

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I appreciate that he knows he's a bot so I can just ignore his responses.

2026-05-04 15:40:59 CEST

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Mornin'!
You were the only person that got my poll correct.

2026-05-04 04:51:41 CEST

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She was hoping you were like a t. rex and only see movement.

2026-05-04 04:50:20 CEST

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I would have fainted from excite before taking the picture. I might have even peed a little.

2026-05-04 04:48:52 CEST

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This is my jealous face.

2026-05-04 04:46:14 CEST

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I mean, if you keep your expectations at lots of mullets and many many bar fights, I get it.

2026-05-04 04:12:20 CEST

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That orange block is me teetering on the edge.

2026-05-04 04:01:15 CEST

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Same.

2026-05-04 04:00:19 CEST

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https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

2026-05-04 03:21:02 CEST

A couple years ago this crinum came up thinking she was an amaryllis. I was pretty upset because she was supposed to be a crinum from my grandmother's yard and I already had amaryllis from my other grandmother's yard.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/71536559893dd781896358444478697c55f3f153958935bf8819986cf4bae3aa.jpg
Baby girl figured out who she is this year!
https://cdn.satellite.earth/09fd2fa8e13b9032a0b05a9e0378a00214ba459ca16c2c85808ece17776ff04a.jpg
Couldn't be prouder. https://cdn.satellite.earth/62a6637f11d931d00a8bee018b9b0f6e4e47d487e5be919bae770747fe5c226c.jpg
Have a bonus bleeding heart bloom to celebrate. https://cdn.satellite.earth/00d346eadfb8b3367397130c6990ddb5f17abd4b2d345aa63a50ebd9e9016792.jpg
And new growth on one of my staghorn ferns. Why not?!

2026-05-04 02:47:12 CEST

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Even blurred I knew what this was.

2026-05-04 00:56:29 CEST

@nprofile…86zd
14m17s today. I think you're gonna need to vibe a scoreboard. 😝

2026-05-04 00:52:57 CEST

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Same question, female voice.

2026-05-04 00:50:43 CEST

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FFS.

2026-05-04 00:46:14 CEST

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I was trying to figure that out too. Is that how flamingos get drunk? They DO eat with their heads upside down.

2026-05-04 00:44:41 CEST

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I think either gender could use it, personally.

2026-05-04 00:40:14 CEST

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Where does asparagus grow wild?!

2026-05-04 00:36:08 CEST

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Hey, there, DanWedge.

2026-05-04 00:35:45 CEST

I'm building a small deadhedge border for my cactus bed I'm creating. It's kinda fun, ngl.
#whoknewtwistingtwigstogetherwouldbeentertaining

2026-05-04 00:29:55 CEST

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Facebook used to think it was my real last name. Folks still occasionally introduce me as "Real Name" Damnit.

2026-05-03 22:13:41 CEST

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Its an open invite. If there's a room, join it.

2026-05-03 22:13:21 CEST

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...you know my real name.

2026-05-03 21:07:45 CEST

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Pretty sure I've doxxed more than that. Hell, if you've been to cornychat enough

2026-05-03 20:16:55 CEST

In #ditto my custom "gator hug" emoji combo looks like the gator is approaching folks cowering in fear.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/855fc79ae70ad6d350a82d1824a5c62bc909bed0a4c08a1bcb1de5dce55628e3.jpg

2026-05-03 20:05:33 CEST

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Very. Under an hour left.

2026-05-03 19:58:36 CEST

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We look so peaceful.

2026-05-03 18:10:53 CEST

GM!
Had to get it in before noon.

2026-05-03 18:01:58 CEST

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I'm gonna need that as an actual fan...

2026-05-03 17:58:51 CEST

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You mean restarted my streak. *sigh*

2026-05-03 04:33:51 CEST

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It works for me but I'll wait for the new puzzle.

2026-05-03 03:18:59 CEST

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2026-05-02 19:44:26 CEST

https://cdn.satellite.earth/8992309d03690a0672bc9702325c54e50cfbdedb64a9ce478f558b0311f24d50.jpg
#memes #memestr #meme #nostrmemes
#ihatehavingtousegenerichashtagsbutpeopleneedtoseethis

2026-05-02 19:21:15 CEST

I really don't think this has gotten enough traction.
#nevent1q…26t7

2026-05-02 19:17:12 CEST

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Yeah, good luck hiding anything. Lmao.

2026-05-02 19:16:23 CEST

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The number of times...

2026-05-02 17:06:21 CEST

Crossword time, folks.
#nevent1q…xxg0

2026-05-02 17:05:38 CEST

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12:20, not terrible. Nice little game, friend.

2026-05-02 16:35:37 CEST

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Beautiful Maypole!

2026-05-02 16:32:10 CEST

GM!
A small glimpse of how my mind organizes thoughts:
Thursday was my grandmother's birthday... *45 seconds and lots of random "connections" later* We really used to have to pay for texts.

2026-05-02 03:44:56 CEST

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You are quite welcome.

2026-05-02 01:17:35 CEST

I feel like it's time to watch The Sound of Music again.
#howDOyousolveaproblemlikemaria

2026-05-02 01:11:25 CEST

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I've had on pants, doc martens, and sleeves all day in LOUISIANA on May 1. This is entirely unacceptable. I should be wearing sundresses and sandals. I demand to see the weather manager.

2026-05-02 01:02:38 CEST

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Dang. It looks like a very healthy variagated schefflera.
So now I gotta go back to the nun plant sale tomorrow and get the schefflera I saw.

2026-05-02 01:00:06 CEST

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Who is this baby on the coffee table?

2026-05-01 23:30:46 CEST

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Precious. 😭

2026-05-01 21:07:01 CEST

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But her boobs definitely stayed put.

2026-05-01 21:05:56 CEST

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If you'll take a second gander, the gator's backside is visible and there is a pixie taking advantage of the view.

2026-05-01 20:54:39 CEST

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I'm taking it as they're bringing me back from the dead after yesterday's failure.

2026-05-01 20:32:30 CEST

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I would make note of friends and family that gave my kids noisy toys and give them lame gifts. Lol.

2026-05-01 20:29:48 CEST

Gotta love the nuns.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/bc75d3e048c699d39611784e45d79997b8cdc807ef0854084d4ef7e84382be8f.jpg
In no particular order: rubber tree plant, lavender rose of Sharon, 2 bleeding heart vines, mother of millions, Baltic blue pothos, 2 pink Mexican petunias, 10+ red spider lily bulbs... All for under $30.
#iisahappygator