DWOLFBTC on Nostr: If you stole some #bitcoin this is what u have to deal with Can’t sell it Can’t ...
If you stole some #bitcoin this is what u have to deal with
Can’t sell it
Can’t spend it
Paper trail
Everyone has flagged the coins
Everyone is watching the coins
You can’t mix them easily
Swap them? Risky
You are KYC somewhere
You now have a 30 year sentence awaiting
You have no idea who you stole from, killers? Hunters?
You will be found unless u dump or never move the coin… maybe
#btc theft is the dumbest crime to commit
But then… how was it found? Speculation me says inside job at CoinKite or similar, will manufacture a fake 5% bounty for return
You’d be amazed what I’ve seen in #bitcoin in 10 years to get u to sell, move or exchange hold you bitcoin because a clarity act or something the market wants is on the table
I give myself that’s a 35% chance and I made up the % lol
If you’re in the mess… please do not do anything rash… you’ll get your coin back, I can’t see it any other way
Theft in Bitcoin is just to hard…. Touch one persons owned coin, 30 years when you’re caught
Some say it’s Iran or whatever… but hate to say the tv enemy isn’t the real life enemy
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