For no reason. Weren't you listening?
Well okay, I did it because it's funny. Imagine walking in to an Android only store and asking if they sell iPhones. Also, it's funny that iPhones and apple cider are both technically apple products. Also it's funny to imagine someone getting written up for acting silly. Also, I thought it would be funny to say "now, a lot of you don't know this, but my job is doing X" across lots of different notes, but present a different job each time.
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2026-03-04 21:42:22 UTC
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