Mark :monero: on Nostr: A cop came to the parking of my building, looked at my new motorcycle, and went away. ...
A cop came to the parking of my building, looked at my new motorcycle, and went away.
I'm almost certain a neighbor called them to complain or something.
"Moshimoshi, keisatsu policeman-san? There's a weird gaijin with muscles that parks his biggu baiku on the parking, can you come and make sure it's not stolen or something? Arigatou, tenno heika banzai"
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