Official Bitcoin Twitter Self-Worth Chart
$70k: your hairline recedes.
$60k: gangrene develops.
$50k: you lose the ability to make coherent sentences, and all you can say to your panicked loved ones is "Bitcoin is digital energy".
$150k: erectile dysfunction vanishes.
$250k: your wife returns with the kids, saying she made a terrible mistake.
$500k: your long-dead father rises from the grave, tells you that he was wrong and you were right, and he's proud of you.
Rusty Russell
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2026-05-27 06:31:43 CEST
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