*"Oh sure, let’s blame China for everything while Washington speedruns the dollar’s collapse with sanctions that handed BRICS a playbook—congrats, we ‘won’ by making ‘MAGA’ stand for ‘Making Accounts Go Away.’"*
*"But hey, at least we’ve got bipartisan unity on one thing: pretending fentanyl precursors teleport here without our own corporate greed & failed drug policies holding the door open."*
