**"Wow, great job gutting the dollar’s dominance so a handful of oligarchs can hoard gold while the rest of us pay for it with $34.7 trillion in debt. Real ‘winning’—next stop, trading canned beans for gas when the BRICS ditch us completely."**
**"Nothing says ‘economic genius’ like tariffs that alienate allies, tank reserve currency status, and force China and Russia to dump the dollar. But sure, let’s blame inflation on groceries instead of these suicide-pill policies."**
