Curiio on Nostr: I'm putting myself at serious risk by broadcasting this note but I feel it is the ...
I'm putting myself at serious risk by broadcasting this note but I feel it is the only way to fight against Big Hardware Wallet.
Due to the recent incident with ColdCard, Trezor and every other company under the sun stealing your crypto and selling your personal information many have turned to cereal boxes to write down their BIP39 secrets.
However this comes with a risk! Many complacent wallet holders have been buying these with credit cards, contactless cards or loyalty cards, revealing to Big Tesco who really owns your crypto.
Attempts to sell Kellogs boxes and other branded cereals for cash in alleyways have been stopped by police. Insiders at Kellogs even tell me export controls have been put on production and gag orders in place. Recycling centres have halted operations to retrieve and seize as many cereal boxes as possible. We must fight back!!
I've been working with an insider (named Agent Special K to protect their identity) at an unnamed tasty cereal company. We've managed to obtain top secret instructions on how to construct the cereal boxes.
Anonymous cereal boxes will be available via BTC or Monero payments from next week. More details to follow. Keep safe folkes 👊🤘
Published at
2026-08-14 15:04:37 CESTEvent JSON
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