~ Starfleet Academy ~
Professor Starfleet: Welcome to personal hygiene engineering; as you're all aware, the sonic shower is one of Starfleet's greatest triumphs of engineering, and also one of our most carefully kept and envied tactical secrets
Student who's obviously a Romulan spy: *Faces into the camera, shrugs as if to say, I guess*
Professor Starfleet: But while the sonic shower was a success, we can never forget the brave souls we lost to the sonic toilet
Students: *Solemnly nod*
