The Martians charge a thousand dollars an hour for advisory services, if you’re ...

2026-08-26 08:08:57 CEST

The Martians charge a thousand dollars an hour for advisory services, if you’re #mainvolume licensed and kosher that is.

mike (nprofile…el8p)

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For a long time I thought it was for me not receiving the money, but it turns out the golfing wars is a saylors beef. Which saylor that sent the juice and which saylor that collected the money ain’t the same saylor, and yours truly got fuck all to do with that Ben Franklin, to put lynn to sleep.
And they’ve got them trained calculators fighting eachother over the Ben Franklin too.

saylor (nprofile…jswg) #mwa
The jews copy catting is hilarious.
So how many school children, again?

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