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Kip Ashlynn on Nostr: Man, I'm going to be the one voice saying you made the correct choice. I went to a ...

Man, I'm going to be the one voice saying you made the correct choice. I went to a midget wrestling match once and it was an absolute horror show. Five minutes in one of them cracked their head open. Blood everywhere.

The ringleader started screaming for someone to bring them skin safe glue. I was one of the only women in the audience so everyone decided I had eyelash glue for false eyelashes. I did not. No one believed me. So everyone started screaming at me to stop being so stingy with my glue.

Meanwhile little man is screaming in pain and bleeding everywhere. I'm screaming to call an ambulance. Apparently no one can afford that nonsense and I'm a privileged princess for even suggesting it. Everyone's screaming at me to give up my glue stash.

I end up dumping my purse contents out on the table screaming that I had no glue. They finally believed me and took little man away to get glued up somewhere else. I hope he's ok.

Anyways, that could be you! You made the right choice!