LeviticusMathew on Nostr: If you're in a relationship one of those boss-babe, busy-professional type ladies who ...
If you're in a relationship one of those boss-babe, busy-professional type ladies who makes way more money than you, here's a shitty pro tip!
Go to your toilet and look down at the wall behind it. Turn that valve knob clockwise till it stops then flush the toilet. Go tell your lady, "Hey babe, the bathroom valve is blocking water to the toilet. A plumber can fix it for $450 but I KNOW I can fix it for $250."
Take her $250.
Go back to the bathroom, and open that valve back up by turning it counter-clockwise.
Go buy $250 worth of sats then zap me $25.
Make sweet love to her when she comes home excited cause she has a man that can fix stuff.
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2026-02-21 17:14:22 CETEvent JSON
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