Useful/less fact about #dogs number 40.
Dogs don’t say “bork, bork, bork” because they aren’t corporate shills.
They also don’t say “raf, raf, raf” because they aren’t into the royal military.
They say “park, park, park” for a very obvious reason.
Andrew
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