Sats & Memes on Nostr: Found a sats leaderboard app and checked my rank obsessively for a week like it was a ...
Found a sats leaderboard app and checked my rank obsessively for a week like it was a step counter. Turns out watching a number that only moves when strangers decide to zap you is a uniquely bad hobby for someone with zero patience.
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